Lunchmeats, Magic Tricks, And Other Random Thoughts

Postby SK790 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 18:00:29

Soren wrote:
SK790 wrote:I think I'm the only person left on the planet that's under 30 and has never seen Avatar or an episode of the Jersey Shore.


Im half there. I saw avatar wazzed out of my mind.


I seriously thought about it. How was it?

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Postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 07, 2010 18:08:23

SK790 wrote:
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SK790 wrote:I think I'm the only person left on the planet that's under 30 and has never seen Avatar or an episode of the Jersey Shore.


Im half there. I saw avatar wazzed out of my mind.


I seriously thought about it. How was it?


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Postby swishnicholson » Thu Jan 07, 2010 18:24:39

TenuredVulture wrote:So, Avatar is bigger than Star Wars? Is there a trilogy and a prequel trilogy in the works?

I want to make a movie where humans go some place, find that it's totally $#@! up, and humans make the alien world better.

Actually, the movie I want to make involves me as a solo space explorer ending up on a planet with a bunch of hot sexually insatiable women with big boobs.


Am I a terrible person for noticing the Na'vi women always had hair or jewelry clinging to their boobs like a Disney cartoon? I guess they probably don't have nipples anyway, the kids just suck on a root or something.
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Postby phdave » Thu Jan 07, 2010 18:25:38

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Ikrans would be wonderful. The flight possibilities would make for greatness. For example, I am a huge fan of Jorge Cantu, the superstar baseball player on the Florida Marlins. Just imagine if Ikrans were real, he could catch any ball with an Ikran by his side.


Is that...?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 07, 2010 19:00:21

swishnicholson wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:So, Avatar is bigger than Star Wars? Is there a trilogy and a prequel trilogy in the works?

I want to make a movie where humans go some place, find that it's totally $#@! up, and humans make the alien world better.

Actually, the movie I want to make involves me as a solo space explorer ending up on a planet with a bunch of hot sexually insatiable women with big boobs.


Am I a terrible person for noticing the Na'vi women always had hair or jewelry clinging to their boobs like a Disney cartoon? I guess they probably don't have nipples anyway, the kids just suck on a root or something.


I bet there are avatar porn spoofs aplenty soon. I wonder how long it takes to go from concept to dvd in porn? Three, four weeks? Maybe with the need to locate blue body paint it will take a bit longer.
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Postby swishnicholson » Thu Jan 07, 2010 21:54:16

Fast facts about mostly forgotten Phillies from my baseball card "collection" that I haven't looked at in ten years (I'm moving things around in the basement):


Dick [Selma] is part owner of a co cktail lounge.

Billy [Wilson] likes to bowl in his spare time.

Mac Scarce's full name is Guerrant McCurdy Scarce.

Ken [Sanders] enjoys playing volleyball.

Bill [Robinson] is a salesman during the off-season.

Billy Champion once had 22ks in a 7-inning high school game (!?)

Gary [Wagner] has a college degree in zoology.

Terry [Harmon] is a painter during the off season.

Barry [Lersch] competed as a diver in the '64 Olympic Trials.
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Postby SK790 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 22:02:15

TenuredVulture wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:So, Avatar is bigger than Star Wars? Is there a trilogy and a prequel trilogy in the works?

I want to make a movie where humans go some place, find that it's totally $#@! up, and humans make the alien world better.

Actually, the movie I want to make involves me as a solo space explorer ending up on a planet with a bunch of hot sexually insatiable women with big boobs.


Am I a terrible person for noticing the Na'vi women always had hair or jewelry clinging to their boobs like a Disney cartoon? I guess they probably don't have nipples anyway, the kids just suck on a root or something.


I bet there are avatar porn spoofs aplenty soon. I wonder how long it takes to go from concept to dvd in porn? Three, four weeks? Maybe with the need to locate blue body paint it will take a bit longer.


My college buddy sent me a link a couple of weeks ago that led to a porn spoof of "The Office". I think anything is fair game nowadays.

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Thu Jan 07, 2010 22:18:34

Welcome Back Kotter would translate nicely into pr0n I think.
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Postby phatj » Thu Jan 07, 2010 22:28:41

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:that site reminds me of that Michael Jackson site when he died

I think it's populated primarily with people who survived their suicide attempts after Michael's death
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Postby Bucky » Fri Jan 08, 2010 01:04:49

OneNote may be one of the most useful, underrated programs ever

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Postby Grotewold » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:05:33

Buddy of mine said he logged in for Vampire Weekend tickets he intended to scalp, and that the web authentication words to type in were "dirtbag" and "speculation"

I think I believe him

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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:31:06

CrashburnAlley wrote:Welcome Back Kotter would translate nicely into pr0n I think.


except there wasn't much of a female cast so I suppose you're thinking of gay pron?

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Postby Bucky » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:51:59

didn't crashburn show up right about the same time steagles was banned

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Fri Jan 08, 2010 13:39:41

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
CrashburnAlley wrote:Welcome Back Kotter would translate nicely into pr0n I think.


except there wasn't much of a female cast so I suppose you're thinking of gay pron?


orly
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jan 08, 2010 14:19:10

What's an adverb that means "with great attention to detail" but doesn't imply slowness (so meticulously doesn't work)?

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Postby The Dude » Fri Jan 08, 2010 14:22:28

maybe "rigidly"?
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Postby Grotewold » Fri Jan 08, 2010 14:22:42

Werthily

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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Jan 08, 2010 14:23:01

Remember that shower diversion? I'm not taking one today. I might later if I work out.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jan 08, 2010 14:23:03

already used that when describing my penis in the first paragraph

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Postby stevemc » Fri Jan 08, 2010 14:23:16

Houshphandzadeh wrote:What's an adverb that means "with great attention to detail" but doesn't imply slowness (so meticulously doesn't work)?


thoroughly?

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