Lunchmeats, Magic Tricks, And Other Random Thoughts

Postby gpicaro » Thu Jan 07, 2010 13:43:48

Why doesn't anyone tell Lou Holtz that he needs to use Super Poligrip on his dentures

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Postby laf837 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 15:36:25

Do any LaSalle graduates know of a good place to grab a bite and/or beer near campus?
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Postby MrsVox » Thu Jan 07, 2010 15:45:09

Just because you proclaim it's a drama, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

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Postby VoxOrion » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:07:30

This borders on making fun of the mentally ill, but really:

http://avatar-forums.com/showthread.php_t=43

This thread went from 51 to 62 pages in the 20 minutes that passed since a coworker sent it to me. It's worse than a game-thread
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Postby VoxOrion » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:11:04

Thread locked at 78 pages.
“There are no cool kids. Just people who have good self-esteem and people who blame those people for their own bad self-esteem. “

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Postby dajafi » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:11:22

VoxOrion wrote:This borders on making fun of the mentally ill, but really:

http://avatar-forums.com/showthread.php_t=43

This thread went from 51 to 62 pages in the 20 minutes that passed since a coworker sent it to me. It's worse than a game-thread


That's gold, just the first page.

Start living like Neytiri: in touch with nature, the environment, and not being greedy and wasteful. Pass on the burger, for something more healthy for you and less cruel to animals. Spend your time on this forum, or volunteering in your free time, instead of getting high or drinking, twiddling your thumbs, being apathetic and complaining about how bad the world is. Don't get swept away by the wave of negativity, live your dream. Your life has only two switches, to shine or not to shine. There is no "apathy" setting. If you're on apathy setting you might as well sign your world away to destruction. When you get discouraged by everyone around you, be courageous like Jake, and jump on the leonopteryx. Be the change you want to see in your world. There are only so many people on this earth, the more of them that are doing positive things, the less of them that are out there doing negative things. It's unfortunate that we live in a world where, just by pulling a trigger or making a corporate decision, one single greedy human being can wipe out the hard works of love of many people. But this is why we need to stop focusing on money and start focusing on our environment. Because we have the intelligence to kill ourselves, but not the wisdom to stop it. What will our money buy, when everything that is worth having is destroyed? The only way you can fill the emptiness you feel after this movie, is to jump on the leonopteryx.


Also, it's up to 78 now.

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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:13:22

they lost me at "instead of drinking"
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby dajafi » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:13:43

Well I went into the movie yesterday thinking I was just going to see a sci-fi romp. Little did I know it would change my life forever. I sat in the theater after it was over just stunned, and then I began to cry. I was ripped apart with feelings I had never had before, hate for myself and my species, hate for my capitalistic and worthless society, and a feeling of such despair that I would never be able to know the Na’vi or their superior culture and way of life. I was there just thinking and crying for about 15 minutes before an usher asked me to leave. I told him I never wanted to leave and he was confused for a second. Then he said I had to go and if I wanted to see this “crappy movie” again I’d have to pay for another ticket. Well to cut to the chase it got a bit heated at that point and we ended up in a shoving match. The police officer who took me out of there didn’t seem to care either. When I told him he was a tool of an oppressive society that is destroying the world he laughed at me. Now I’ve got a charge against me for public disturbance but I don’t care. Hopefully that jerk usher got fired.


Can't stop laughing. And yes, I do feel a bit dirty about that.

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Postby drsmooth » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:15:56

VoxOrion wrote:This borders on making fun of the mentally ill, but really:

http://avatar-forums.com/showthread.php_t=43

This thread went from 51 to 62 pages in the 20 minutes that passed since a coworker sent it to me. It's worse than a game-thread


I just-

I dunno.

I just dunno.
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:19:47

DUDE

one of us needs to infiltrate
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Grotewold » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:20:34

Woody wrote:DUDE

one of us needs to infiltrate


My money's on one of us being there already

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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:21:50

Grotewold wrote:
Woody wrote:DUDE

one of us needs to infiltrate


My money's on one of us being there already


Top five suspects:
1.
2.
3. VoxOrion (yeah sure someone "sent" it to you)
4.
5. bugbear

?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:23:14

Its not gonna go away, lol I came to that realization today, I canceled a trip I've had set for a couple months, mainly because I lost all the will to go, just like the gaming I dropped, it doesn't seem important to me, and while it is a vicious cycle, I embrace it, because I know its making me a better person, and I can't even describe the feeling I get from it, I do feel depressed that I can't go back to Pandora for more then 3 hours, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying each and every second of it when I go back, call me an addict or obsessive, but this is who I am
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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:27:40

Winner:
aVaTarPhan#1 wrote:Hello, this is my first post.

Well I went into the movie yesterday thinking I was just going to see a sci-fi romp. Little did I know it would change my life forever. I sat in the theater after it was over just stunned, and then I began to cry. I was ripped apart with feelings I had never had before, hate for myself and my species, hate for my capitalistic and worthless society, and a feeling of such despair that I would never be able to know the Na’vi or their superior culture and way of life. I was there just thinking and crying for about 15 minutes before an usher asked me to leave. I told him I never wanted to leave and he was confused for a second. Then he said I had to go and if I wanted to see this “crappy movie” again I’d have to pay for another ticket. Well to cut to the chase it got a bit heated at that point and we ended up in a shoving match. The police officer who took me out of there didn’t seem to care either. When I told him he was a tool of an oppressive society that is destroying the world he laughed at me. Now I’ve got a charge against me for public disturbance but I don’t care. Hopefully that jerk usher got fired.

The next day I saw it at a different theater in 3d. All of a sudden the world was as real as my own. At the end I stood up and started telling the people that they were the bad guys and were killing the Na’vi everyday with their western society. I said look at Afghanistan! I got cussed out and had a soda thrown on me but I wore those like a badge of honor, I felt like a Na’vi standing against human oppression and sickness. I just wished I had a weapon at that point and could have fought like Jake did. Jake was so strong. I began to wish that I could be like a new Hitler, only instead of exterminating one race I’d do the whole human race then shoot myself at the end. My mom always said I get too wrapped up in this stuff but she is an idiot who is just as much part of the problem as every other American. I told her when I got home and she cried but I don’t care anymore, I’m 35 and I can do what I want in my room and don’t have to take any “medicine” if I don’t want to. Did the Na’vi take pills to “get better” Did the Indians? Nope. I just wish I could stop thinking of this; it’s more than a movie. My Mom used to think I was too into WoW but that was just a game. I quit playing and told my guild wife there to just forget me. This feels real, that is just stupid now. I don't even really want to go into work.

Sorry for a long first post. I’m in an emotional state right now and just wanted to vent with other believers. I wish I could wake up and be in a real world, not this hell hole we have created on Earth. I don't know if I should cry or be mad anymore.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby dajafi » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:28:17

To be sure, there's a logical limit on how much any of us should be making fun of obsessive work-slacking weirdos huddled around a shared internet.

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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:29:30

those dorks are way dorkier than (most of) us, though!!
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:30:58

Woody wrote:they lost me at "instead of drinking"


I'm surprised you made it through pass on the burger.
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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:31:23

Woody wrote:Winner:

that guy has to be mocking them, right? That can't be real.
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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:33:46

TenuredVulture wrote:
Woody wrote:they lost me at "instead of drinking"


I'm surprised you made it through pass on the burger.


This is truly the best joke you have ever made. I actually laughed out loud.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:38:15

The Pandora episode of South Park is going to be epic.
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