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Postby Trent Steele » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:06:05

i dont get the ipod/iphone hate. its the greatest invention of the last decade. what is wrong with you people
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Postby 1 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:09:04

Trent Steele wrote:i dont get the ipod/iphone hate. its the greatest invention of the last decade. what is wrong with you people


everyone expects it to be a magical device (and it is), but when they have a little problem it's the end of the world and apple suxx0rsz



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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:09:41

Trent Steele wrote:i dont get the ipod/iphone hate. its the greatest invention of the last decade. what is wrong with you people

Love the iPod. Hate iTunes.

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Postby The Dude » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:09:47

you don't need to buy docks to use it in the car or on your stereo.

if you'd started with ituines, and put your music on, you would have been fine, but the way WMP organizes things probably screwed things up when going over to itunes
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:10:38

Trent Steele wrote:i dont get the ipod/iphone hate. its the greatest invention of the last decade. what is wrong with you people


We're hating itunes.

Anyone use the genius function on the ipod? What was that like?
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Postby kruker » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:27:20

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Postby Woody » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:29:59

Coons?! Momma always shoo'd 'em off the porch with a broom
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:31:23

coon is legal in scrabble but jew is not

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:36:41

TenuredVulture wrote:Anyone use the genius function on the ipod? What was that like?


It's decent. I don't use it much, but I would assume it's a good novelty if you listen to a vast array of music. I only have 800 songs and 22 artists on my iTunes so it's kind of pointless for me, so I just make my own playlists.
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Postby The Savior » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:39:04

Genius is the one program that actually slows down my Apple. Imagine that. Not porn. Not DVDs. Genius.

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Postby SK790 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:50:45

I tried genius today. Wasn't really impressed. It puts together albums you probably would have anyway.

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Postby SK790 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:51:33

Woody wrote:Coons?! Momma always shoo'd 'em off the porch with a broom


Not raccoons you idiot...

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Postby 1 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:52:31

how do authors autograph ebooks?
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Postby Didn't I? » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:53:35

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Yeah. Instead of Blazing Arrow, I've got

Blazing Arrow (Blackalicious)
Blazing Arrow (Blackalicious; Cut Chemist)
Blazing Arrow (Blackalicious; De La Soul)
Blazing Arrow (Blackalicious; Lyrics Born)
times seven more


This drives me crazy. And you know what, it's racist, too, because it usually happens to hip hop albums. That's right, I said it. Apple's racist.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 04, 2010 22:56:11

I don't care how old this thai food is

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Postby Harpua » Mon Jan 04, 2010 23:02:41

Saw a dude today riding a bicycle with a plastic bubble-like fairing on the front. How aero.

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Postby Woody » Mon Jan 04, 2010 23:30:04

How heavy is a polar bear?

I DONT' KNOW BUT THAT ONE JUST BROKE THE ICE
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Postby EndlessSummer » Mon Jan 04, 2010 23:46:44

So Paramount Pictures/Dreamworks Animation SKG, Inc. sent a cease and desist order to my company cause some idiot was illegally downloading Monsters Vs Aliens at work, leading to a fun game of "whoever did this needs to come forward." If this leads to an internet crackdown at work I'm going to kick the guilty party square in the dickhole.

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Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 05, 2010 00:07:42

1 wrote:how do authors autograph ebooks?


digital signatures, silly

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Postby Bakestar » Tue Jan 05, 2010 00:14:17

Harpua wrote:Saw a dude today riding a bicycle with a plastic bubble-like fairing on the front. How aero.


northern NJ?
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