Shut up, Merry Christmas, and Other Random Thoughts

by **Slowhand** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:04:34

Willy Wonka is easily in my Top 5 favorite movies.

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:05:35

WTF?!!! Youre like 50 years old and you never saw that?!!

by **Bucky** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:06:19

47! Yes

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:09:39

Bucky wrote:47! Yes

47 lashes!!

by **VoxOrion** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 02:29:33

Cops: Man taunted, stalked sorority pledges via Facebook for nude photos

In other headlines - bear poops in woods.

by **PrattRules** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 03:06:47

Now everyone will think my 1,001st post was in the drunk thread, when in fact, it was right here.

by **Shore** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 03:11:23

Why does the middle triplet have a nasty vajayjay on her elbow?

by **SK790** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 08:41:38

I went through the North Dakota baptism tonight. Walked a mile back to a friend's place from a bar in -5 to -10 temps. Welcome to the northern Red River Valley.

by **SK790** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:09:40

It's -15 now, Gone up 3 degrees from sunrise. How is that possible?

by **CalvinBall** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:12:04

the sun makes things warmer?

by **drsmooth** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:15:34

Shore wrote:Why does the middle triplet have a nasty vajayjay on her elbow?

they have elbows?

by **SK790** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:52:55

CalvinBall wrote:the sun makes things warmer?

Up and down mean the same thing, Calvin.

I meant it was -12 at sunrise, and it was -15 at the time I posted. It's -13 now.

by **CalvinBall** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 13:09:29

i dont even know if you are being serious. up and down clearly are not the same thing.

by **Bucky** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 13:39:14

clearly not enough math courses required for a meteorology degree

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 13:58:39

I can't find my keys :cry:

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 14:04:16

found em

by **SK790** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 14:08:53

CalvinBall wrote:i dont even know if you are being serious. up and down clearly are not the same thing.

yes, i clearly thought up and down meant the same thing.

bucky, meteorology requires as much math as an engineering degree, so BACK OFF #billy madison

by **smitty** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 14:15:01

Choo-Choo Charlie was an engineer and he sucked at math. Good and Plenty!!

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 14:18:49

MOM. SHOVEL.

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 14:21:41

SK790 wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:i dont even know if you are being serious. up and down clearly are not the same thing.

yes, i clearly thought up and down meant the same thing.

bucky, meteorology requires as much math as an engineering degree, so BACK OFF #billy madison

I signed up for a meteorology course in college. The first class was canceled due to a problem with room assignments. For the second I showed up where I thought I was supposed to, but about five minutes late. I slipped as inconspicuously as I could into the back and got myself settled. I then looked at the board, and to my horror, realized that I had gone into the wrong classroom. The whole board was covered with physics notations. It was too late to do anything now, so I tried to look bright-eyed and attentive and opened up my notebook and started to jot everything down in complete ignorance of anything that was being said in this foreign language. After about ten minutes or so,though, the instructor mentioned clouds, followed by hurricanes. That's when the real horror set in as I realized I actually was in the right class.

That was my last class in meteorology, although I still like to look at the pictures in the textbook from time to time.

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