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I can't imagine how so little to worry about that not getting a Christmas card would have me bent out of shape.

No one tells you when your nose hairs are all hanging out

I just realized that when eating things like gumdrops I tend to group them together by flavor to the extent that I'd put more than one in my mouth at a time (they're little). I probably do this with jelly beans, too. I wonder if that's normal or if I should be mixing and matching for new flavor sensations.

I do the same thing. I want to avoid getting some awful combo like bubble gum, chocolate and lime or something like that.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I read it on a placard for this exhibition right outside my place of business: Tailoring Philadelphia: Tradition and Innovation in Menswear.

http://philamuseum.org/exhibitions/733.html

Seems like the company relocated to St. Louis at some point this century, though.

Y'know for a long time I had no idea what "Hats trimmed free of charge"meant, even though I thought I did.

SNOW! (a couple flurries, anyway!)

Roads were covered here in Balognatown

I like when people try to inject a little foreign flavor but don't follow through, like: "Muy embarassing!"

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I like when people try to inject a little foreign flavor but don't follow through, like: "Muy embarassing!"

Better than "So embarazada!"

I burnt the roof of my mouth on a microwave burrito last night and everything still tastes like pain.

Bill McNeal wrote:I do the same thing. I want to avoid getting some awful combo like bubble gum, chocolate and lime or something like that.

Remember Bill McNeal?

What's the best way to onomatopoeiacize that "Wanh wanh" droopy gameshow noise?

I don't hear the "h" sound until the third tone...

Wa, Wa, Waahhhhhh

But it's easier to do:

Bum Bum Bum Ba Dum {beat} Waaahhhhhh

You got one too many Bums

WheelsFellOff wrote:You got one too many Bums

So do the Redskins!

(Rim shot)

WheelsFellOff wrote:You got one too many Bums

Another one?!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqosS6DBwhA[/youtube]

I just bought so much unhealthy crap at Shop Rite it was ridiculous. Shopping hungry with everything that looked good rationalized with a "well you're writing final papers this week, maybe having some Ben and Jerry's in the freezer will help if you get stressed" was a bad combination.

SK790 wrote:Or you could start drinking at 8 AM after a midnight shift. Just saying that would also work.

1 watches glee....

jerseyhoya wrote:I just bought so much unhealthy crap at Shop Rite it was ridiculous. Shopping hungry with everything that looked good rationalized with a "well you're writing final papers this week, maybe having some Ben and Jerry's in the freezer will help if you get stressed" was a bad combination.

A rare occasion where a well-timed outing to Chipotle would have resulted in a healthier endpoint.