Shut up, Merry Christmas, and Other Random Thoughts

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 16:28:54

yo know pacman has his own

prolly flames on the side

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 16:30:32

Most rental shoes tend to have more grip on the heel than the toe to allow both right and wrong-handed people plant and slide.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 16:30:54

I really sucked at work today

by **CalvinBall** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 16:31:24

sk bowls. he could tell us all about bowling shoes im sure.

by **Woody** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 16:32:50

AT LEAST THESE SHOES DIDN'T LOSE TO JAMES MADISON, HAHAHAHA AMIRITE

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 16:52:11

I have my own bowling shoes. I was in a league a few years back, I was not very good but I bought a pair so I wouldn't have to rent them every week. I'd suggest to anyone that bowls with any frequency at all to just buy a pair. you can get them cheap, mine were around $20 and when you are paying like $3 to rent them, they really pay for themselves pretty quickly.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 17:01:17

jerseyhoya wrote:My randomly generated license plate has L56 in it, and my dad freaked out upon seeing it. "John! That's so cool! L56! Your license plate stands for Lawrence Taylor!"

You sure LT didn't actually make that plate?

(Yeah, I know his rape trial hasn't even started yet)

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 17:01:35

In high school me and a bunch of other guys rented a movie at blockbuster called 2001 a sex oddesy. Blockbuster did/does not rent porn, but we thought maybe it would be awesome, as I recall it was not awesome in the way we wanted it to be awesome, but it was pretty funny. It was basically a porn movie without any visable sex.

The plot was some female aliens ( who look like humans zOMG!) land on earth and know nothing of sex, but for some reason every thing they do involves them getting into sexual situations. I remember this one part where a guy tells the woman alien to "play his skin flute: so she gets on her knees and blows at his crotch.

My question is, if they know nothing of the human race and culture, why would they know that they need to blow into a flute?

by **PrattRules** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 17:10:29

It always seems like aliens are gender neutral anyway. Why is that? And why do all aliens look the same. Are they asian?

/ that's racist

by **pacino** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 17:18:55

Bill McNeal wrote:I have my own bowling shoes. I was in a league a few years back, I was not very good but I bought a pair so I wouldn't have to rent them every week. I'd suggest to anyone that bowls with any frequency at all to just buy a pair. you can get them cheap, mine were around $20 and when you are paying like $3 to rent them, they really pay for themselves pretty quickly.

Mine retail for 210, bought then for 180. Worth every penny.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 17:42:10

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I really sucked at work today

You'd think you could do a lot with this, but I got nothing.

by **lethal** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 18:30:15

PrattRules wrote:It always seems like aliens are gender neutral anyway. Why is that? And why do all aliens look the same. Are they asian?

/ that's racist

http://www.dnainfo.com/20101207/lower-e ... her-asians

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 22:46:03

i know i'm a narcissist but i get totally stoked when i get retweeted by strangers/quasi-celebs/anyone really

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 02:41:51

Calvinball posted lyrics from "Somewhere over the Rainbow" as his facebook status and has friends calling him gay and asking if he's coming out of the closet.

by **td11** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 02:44:30

yo gtfo why did that have me rolling

by **td11** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 02:44:47

(i went and looked immediately)

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 02:50:07

I mean, I didn't make it up

by **td11** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 02:50:52

oh i know what i can do. catch up on dexter!

by **td11** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 02:51:59

AP Source: Obama meeting with Lakers next week

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 07:27:58

jerseyhoya wrote:Calvinball posted lyrics from "Somewhere over the Rainbow" as his facebook status and has friends calling him gay and asking if he's coming out of the closet.

i was watching glee and they sang that song and i was inspired.

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