Shut up, Merry Christmas, and Other Random Thoughts

by **pacino** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:18:20

TD = douche

by **td11** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:19:33

ilu2 pac

Barry Jive wrote:i'll take it

i was walking home from the walgreen's across the street from graduate hospital today, fevered, unshowered and carrying a 12-pack of ginger ale in one hand along with meds and gatorade bottles at 4:30 today, and some cute blonde chick in a car gave me a look and a smile as i walked by

even on my worst days i'm a stud

yo cute girls could make so many days just by smiling more often.

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:20:15

not the first time i've said this to you but this is a Brian Regan bit

he isnt funny. he comes up with jokes that are normal topics of conversation between people and the only insight he offers is saying it like a douche.

by **pacino** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:20:42

brian regan oozes hilarity. there are some comedians that are funny doing/saying anything. he is one of them.

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:21:00

I don't like this girl's default head tilted down, eyebrows raised expression. it's like a more sinister, less dumb duckface

get out you offended her

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:22:20

td11 wrote:ilu2 pac

Barry Jive wrote:i'll take it

i was walking home from the walgreen's across the street from graduate hospital today, fevered, unshowered and carrying a 12-pack of ginger ale in one hand along with meds and gatorade bottles at 4:30 today, and some cute blonde chick in a car gave me a look and a smile as i walked by

even on my worst days i'm a stud

yo cute girls could make so many days just by smiling more often.

a) this thread title rules

b) absolutely, i will probably live off that smile for the rest of the week

c) calvscrote, i just think it's funny that you don't think he's funny but that you always talk about things the same way he does

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:22:44

I think I would be consumed by jealousy pretty early in that relationship, something like Wanna get some coffee? Sure. Fuck you think you're so special!

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:23:38

Barry Jive wrote:
td11 wrote:ilu2 pac

Barry Jive wrote:i'll take it

i was walking home from the walgreen's across the street from graduate hospital today, fevered, unshowered and carrying a 12-pack of ginger ale in one hand along with meds and gatorade bottles at 4:30 today, and some cute blonde chick in a car gave me a look and a smile as i walked by

even on my worst days i'm a stud

yo cute girls could make so many days just by smiling more often.

a) this thread title rules

b) absolutely, i will probably live off that smile for the rest of the week

c) calvscrote, i just think it's funny that you don't think he's funny but that you always talk about things the same way he does

i wasnt trying to be funny though. barry jock strap.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:23:55

oh and not to get into a whole Brian Regan debate (i have no problem with it if you don't like him but i enjoy his comedy sometimes) but it is pretty damn impressive that he doesn't go blue ever

by **pacino** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:24:33

it kind of sucks that the property manager controls the heat. I WANT MORE THAN 68!!!!

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:25:58

I love how much my facebook feed lights up after a big win

by **pacino** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:26:16

successful women are scary

yeah. scary hot.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:26:24

we still haven't had to turn the heat on yet, it's awesome

the only time it's been cold has been the week our downstairs neighbors were on thanksgiving break or something and were gone so they turned the heat off

and even then it was still fine with a sweater or something

by **td11** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:26:45

my roommate last year went on the internet and figured out how to make the thermostat go higher than 68. use your WoW h4x0r skills, pac

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:27:31

pacino wrote:successful women are scary

yeah. scary hot.

and thus intimidating, keeping me from approaching them with any kind of self-confidence

by **pacino** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:27:42

yeah, my wow skills. crashburn was right; i never should've started that game. trying to get my 3rd character above level 55 now. to be fair, i havent played another game ONCE since i got it.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:28:27

jerseyhoya wrote:I love how much my facebook feed lights up after a big win

i wish i went to a basketball school. i think i would have become a huge college hoops fan and i'm still not so much a college fb fan.

by **pacino** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:28:43

Barry Jive wrote:
pacino wrote:successful women are scary

yeah. scary hot.

and thus intimidating, keeping me from approaching them with any kind of self-confidence

i am meeting one who is way smarter than me tomorrow. it's a bit scary, but hopefully i won't make a fool of myself

also, i went to a bball school. its not fun when they start to suck

by **SK790** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:31:16

It's 12 degrees here and I think that's just awesome.

by **pacino** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 00:31:31

you would be wrong

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