Shut up, Merry Christmas, and Other Random Thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 19:05:51

I have an unattractive ex-druggie w/ 4 kids cousin named Lauren

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Dec 13, 2010 19:12:59

Bucky wrote:in the past 6 minutes, 4 chimney fires have been dispatched in montgomery county. weird.

Where were they dispatched to?

(rimshot)

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Postby mickbayne » Tue Dec 14, 2010 01:07:41

There's a fucking mouse somewhere in my apartment and the stupid trap didn't "snap" while he was enjoying a delicious meal of peanut butter.
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Postby swishnicholson » Tue Dec 14, 2010 01:22:27

CLIFF LEE!
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Postby BigEd76 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 01:31:59

:h:

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Postby The Dude » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:06:39

Clifton fucking Phifer fucking Lee
BSG HOF '25

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Postby WilliamC » Tue Dec 14, 2010 03:08:47

HhhhhAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do it again!

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Postby td11 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 03:15:13

somewhere in a bar drugs delaney is drunkenly slurring, "i really don't deserve all this you BITCH" at terrified women
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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Dec 14, 2010 03:59:14

probably had 9 Yuenglings and a few Jager shots on the house because the bartender knew he was a Phillies fan and he suspects she's been hot on him for a couple months
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Grotewold » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:04:01

Boss called out sick, AHH YEAH, BSG and WIP and WFAN for me all day YEAH

[Pauly D voice]

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:32:45

How long is it going to take me to read through all the Cliff Lee threads?

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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:42:17

not as long as you'd think, it was a lot of "omgomgomg this is hapopening!!" posts
FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.

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Postby 1 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:45:55

i started at 7:30, just finished
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:50:43

I'm so tired. I don't even know why I'm awake yet. I don't have to be up for work for hours.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby momadance » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:52:43

RandyJMiller Randy Miller
@Alyssa_Milano I know you're a big BB fan. Phils reporter here: Your reaction to Phils getting Lee to pair with Halladay, Hamels, Oswalt?


lolololol

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:24:05

Woo. A lot of reading. Can't say I read every post in the two locked 50 page threads though.

What a wake up.

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Postby drsmooth » Tue Dec 14, 2010 13:25:17

TenuredVulture wrote:How long is it going to take me to read through all the Cliff Lee threads?


answer: as long as it takes

trick question, right
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Postby CFP » Tue Dec 14, 2010 13:29:55

1 wrote:i started at 7:30, just finished


And then you read the Cliff Lee threads.

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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Dec 14, 2010 16:12:54

anyone have sprint? for data they are the cheapest thing out there by a lot it seems. my verizon phone is beyond broken at this point so i was thinking about switching to finally get a smart phone but verizon's plans are hella expensive.

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 16:46:53

Moments ago, there were 11,193 topics, and 1,119,300 posts.

I like stumbling into mathematical anomalies.
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