Shut up, Merry Christmas, and Other Random Thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:13:27

5 Hour Energy and Seagram's 7 - Dirty Dozen.

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:42:36

Bakestar wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:guess what, jury duty blows


Criminal or Civil?


Civil. Criminal I'd probably be out in a second. This, my buddy told me to say I'm a law student. Not sure if I feel like blatantly lying.
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Postby Woody » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:09:17

you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Woody » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:10:10

Woody wrote:
phatj wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Tequila and 5 hour energy. Hmm.

5 Loko


Let's market this.


Cinco Loco

I'm already 2/3 of the way done the business plan
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:12:50

Woody wrote:
Woody wrote:
phatj wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Tequila and 5 hour energy. Hmm.

5 Loko


Let's market this.


Cinco Loco

I'm already 2/3 of the way done the business plan


Loco Cinco, Ochocinco to star in adverts. You're welcome.
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Postby Bakestar » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:18:10

Barry Jive wrote:
Bakestar wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:guess what, jury duty blows


Criminal or Civil?


Civil. Criminal I'd probably be out in a second. This, my buddy told me to say I'm a law student. Not sure if I feel like blatantly lying.


Yeah that's kind of perjury. You are employed in a crucial public safety field, however...
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Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 15, 2010 14:56:11

hot chick with a low cut dress sitting across the aisle facing me on the acela (i got stuck in one of those conference table jawns facing the other way from the rest of the train).

She keeps glancing over so I can't sneak out the camera. I think she wants me.

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Dec 15, 2010 15:28:25

got As in my first two grad classes. pretty pumped.

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Postby 1 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 15:33:51

CalvinBall wrote:got As in my first two grad classes. pretty pumped.


Congrats. I've never known someone to get other than an A in a grad class. Either I have smart friends, or by the time people get to grad school they know what they need to do.
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Dec 15, 2010 15:35:46

1 wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:got As in my first two grad classes. pretty pumped.


Congrats. I've never known someone to get other than an A in a grad class. Either I have smart friends, or by the time people get to grad school they know what they need to do.


yea true. i barely pulled a 3.0 in undergrad. i actually graduated and then had to take on more class over the summer to get teaching certified. took yoga for 3 weeks which i guess made me qualified. so getting As in something that is supposed to be harder is cool.

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Postby Woody » Wed Dec 15, 2010 15:42:33

True story: I got a C in accounting at Temple B-School. About 5 of us did. This MBA is really paying off though!!!
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby uncle milt » Wed Dec 15, 2010 15:47:36

WheelsFellOff wrote:
Woody wrote:
Woody wrote:
phatj wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Tequila and 5 hour energy. Hmm.

5 Loko


Let's market this.


Cinco Loco

I'm already 2/3 of the way done the business plan


Loco Cinco, Ochocinco to star in adverts. You're welcome.


or jeremy lin

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Postby 1 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 15:50:54

CalvinBall wrote:
1 wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:got As in my first two grad classes. pretty pumped.


Congrats. I've never known someone to get other than an A in a grad class. Either I have smart friends, or by the time people get to grad school they know what they need to do.


yea true. i barely pulled a 3.0 in undergrad. i actually graduated and then had to take on more class over the summer to get teaching certified. took yoga for 3 weeks which i guess made me qualified. so getting As in something that is supposed to be harder is cool.


Oh, don't get me wrong- I was excited by my 4.0 in both of my Master's programs after finishing undergrad w/ a 2.7something.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Dec 15, 2010 17:00:20

uncle milt wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:
Woody wrote:
Woody wrote:
phatj wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Tequila and 5 hour energy. Hmm.

5 Loko


Let's market this.


Cinco Loco

I'm already 2/3 of the way done the business plan


Loco Cinco, Ochocinco to star in adverts. You're welcome.


or jeremy lin


If you end up selling this stuff, I'd appreciate a free case or two, since I did come up with the recipe. I know I got the t-shirt and all, but this does sound like the kind of idea that might send both Woody kids through college, so a case of dangerous booze doesn't seem like too much to ask.

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Postby kruker » Wed Dec 15, 2010 18:45:55

I don't know why I expected any different, but flights on January 3rd are expensive as hell.
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Postby pacino » Wed Dec 15, 2010 19:02:07

someone searched for 'stuffing my face with candies' and found my blog
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Postby PrattRules » Wed Dec 15, 2010 19:32:03

How would you go about eating those new Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza? You must have to hold the ends so delicately.
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Postby td11 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 21:24:29

omfg how is there a 30pg thread for the press conference. i am at once both alarmed and ecstatic.

only you fucking nerds

but really, <3
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Postby td11 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 21:25:24

also, i'm getting drinks with this girl tonight but i think she's asexual :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|
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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Dec 15, 2010 21:27:28

td11 wrote:omfg how is there a 30pg thread for the press conference. i am at once both alarmed and ecstatic.

only you #$&! nerds

but really, <3


To be fair, the conference didn't start till page 9

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