Shut up, Merry Christmas, and Other Random Thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Fri Dec 17, 2010 15:10:40

Bucky wrote:i'm internally amused when someone says "you're very welcome" when I say just "thank you", as if I had said "thank you very much"


just heard a guest on a biz talkshow respond to a "thank you" with "thank you back"
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Postby PrattRules » Fri Dec 17, 2010 15:56:59

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Feel like "Have a good one" is pretty ubiquitous these days. Everyone says it to me and I say it to everyone.


I often times just drop the last word and roll with "Have a good." I think that may be more of a family quirk or latent brain damage though.

Thanks to George Carlin, I oft reply with "I already have a good one"


But I'm looking for a longer one.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Dec 17, 2010 16:59:25

PrattRules wrote:
Phan In Phlorida wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Feel like "Have a good one" is pretty ubiquitous these days. Everyone says it to me and I say it to everyone.


I often times just drop the last word and roll with "Have a good." I think that may be more of a family quirk or latent brain damage though.

Thanks to George Carlin, I oft reply with "I already have a good one"


But I'm looking for a longer one.

There's a reason I exclude that part 8-)

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Postby Slowhand » Fri Dec 17, 2010 17:44:06

pacino wrote:the reading eagle pays this guy actual cash money


John Fidler is a copy editor and writer at the Reading Eagle. He holds a master's degree in English from the University of Chicago.


Bull shit
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Dec 17, 2010 19:44:51

am I allowed to eat my cat?

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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Fri Dec 17, 2010 19:45:25

Houshphandzadeh wrote:am I allowed to eat my cat?


are you that poor?
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Dec 17, 2010 19:47:06

just curious, and kinda sick of the brat

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Dec 17, 2010 19:47:59

Only if Jamie Moyer pitches a 2-hit complete game shutout. Or if you're from Melmac.

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Postby phatj » Fri Dec 17, 2010 19:51:53

WheelsFellOff wrote:Only if Jamie Moyer pitches a 2-hit complete game shutout. Or if you're from Melmac.
:lol:
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Postby pacino » Fri Dec 17, 2010 19:55:54

just get some chinese, housh
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Dec 17, 2010 22:28:54

Picked up a bag of the new cheeseburger flavored Doritos. I don't know how they did it but they manage to taste almost exactly like one of those dollar menu McDonald's cheeseburgers. I don't particularly like them, but I respect them.

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Postby VoxOrion » Fri Dec 17, 2010 22:37:29

That was my reaction. It went something like "Argh, that's vile" and then, "but damn, it does taste like a cheeseburger". Then I spit it out.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Dec 17, 2010 23:09:02

Houshphandzadeh wrote:am I allowed to eat my cat?


WWMVD?

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Postby td11 » Sat Dec 18, 2010 00:55:58

wait, did wodd (or someone on bsg) make that werth-lee conversation youtubes everyone has been posting? bc i think posnanski just tweeted about it.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Dec 18, 2010 00:56:38

WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS*, PEOPLE

*I have no idea if that's what through the looking glass means. God knows I'm not that well read. Have you seen what I post about in the book thread?

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Postby td11 » Sat Dec 18, 2010 01:01:30

this CLIFF LEE business has made my day every day of this week
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Dec 18, 2010 01:04:06

Uncle Milt just got JoePoz to credit @NotEricForman for the creation of the fantastic youtube

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Dec 18, 2010 01:05:10

The internet, and more specifically Twitter, blows my mind at least once a week.

Not as much as the fact that our top four is Halladay-Lee-Oswalt-Hamels, but close.

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Postby CalvinBall » Sat Dec 18, 2010 01:27:22

dj earworms new united states of pop 2010 comes out soon. cant wait.

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Postby drsmooth » Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:54:14

VoxOrion wrote:That was my reaction. It went something like "Argh, that's vile" and then, "but damn, it does taste like a cheeseburger". Then I spit it out.


people always manage to not video things
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