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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Nov 15, 2010 17:15:15

TenuredVulture wrote:Is Sri Lanka India's Canada?


no

they are not land locked for starters
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Nov 15, 2010 17:17:12

Canada isn't landlocked. And the Palk Bay isn't very big.

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Nov 15, 2010 17:23:16

Have you ever eaten Sri Lankan bacon? No, case closed.

"Sri Lankan Bacon" sounds like a dirty sex thing.

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Postby kruker » Mon Nov 15, 2010 17:38:32

Lebron for Man of the Year

I don't think he understands that it doesn't mean he's done something great, only that he's made news.
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Postby PrattRules » Mon Nov 15, 2010 18:02:57

kruker wrote:Lebron for Man of the Year

I don't think he understands that it doesn't mean he's done something great, only that he's made news.


Well, the article did say he looked embarrassed to be named. I think he understands.
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Postby phatj » Mon Nov 15, 2010 18:42:48

Friend's Facebook status: "If Windows 7 was your idea, I'm going to kick you in the junk."

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Postby kruker » Mon Nov 15, 2010 19:41:01

PrattRules wrote:
kruker wrote:Lebron for Man of the Year

I don't think he understands that it doesn't mean he's done something great, only that he's made news.


Well, the article did say he looked embarrassed to be named. I think he understands.


That's the thing though. It isn't something to be embarrassed about because it isn't an award for greatest person or achiever, despite what the name has made many believe. It should be "news maker of the year." My comment was more to the point that no one seems to really grasp the nature of the award.
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Postby Trent Steele » Mon Nov 15, 2010 20:50:45

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Postby Slowhand » Mon Nov 15, 2010 20:52:34

YouTube suggests videos you should watch based on other videos that you've viewed. They recommended this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YHvkMiIICg[/youtube]

based on my viewing this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-zRNQGiaY[/youtube]
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Postby SK790 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 22:22:54

I knew some guys from Sri Lanka in college. I was always tempted to buy make a shirt that said "Tamil Tigers" just to troll them out IRL, but I'm not that much of a jerk.

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 23:03:16

I have a sore or a cut or something on the inside of my mouth on the side opposite my front teeth that is really bugging the shit out of me. Any ideas for what to do?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Nov 15, 2010 23:06:41

Valtrex.

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Postby SK790 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 23:08:36

mozartpc27 wrote:I have a sore or a cut or something on the inside of my mouth on the side opposite my front teeth that is really bugging the $#@! out of me. Any ideas for what to do?

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Postby Slowhand » Mon Nov 15, 2010 23:24:15

SK790 wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:I have a sore or a cut or something on the inside of my mouth on the side opposite my front teeth that is really bugging the $#@! out of me. Any ideas for what to do?

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That's what gave him the sore in the first place.
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Postby Slowhand » Mon Nov 15, 2010 23:24:45

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Postby bleh » Mon Nov 15, 2010 23:28:02

mozartpc27 wrote:I have a sore or a cut or something on the inside of my mouth on the side opposite my front teeth that is really bugging the $#@! out of me. Any ideas for what to do?

soak it with a mouthful of salt water

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Postby SK790 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 23:35:38

bleh wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:I have a sore or a cut or something on the inside of my mouth on the side opposite my front teeth that is really bugging the $#@! out of me. Any ideas for what to do?

soak it with a mouthful of salt water


I'm sure mouthwash would work, too. The stuff with lots of alcohol in it, not the sissy stuff.
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Postby EndlessSummer » Tue Nov 16, 2010 00:46:01

I'm fairly positive that my house has more leaves on its property than any house in the entire world, and most likely the history of mankind.

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Postby pacino » Tue Nov 16, 2010 00:47:32

her: "i want him to stop hurting me. his entire family gangs up on me. hes so mean to me."

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Nov 16, 2010 01:59:32

schillingfan wondering how the Westboro Baptist Church found out a soldier killed in action from her neck of the woods was gay, due to their protesting and whatnot

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