pacino wrote:her: "i want him to stop hurting me. his entire family gangs up on me. hes so mean to me."

me: "well, break up with him"

her: "he will change"

me: "christ"
her: "youre so mean"

When I was in the between college and real job period last year, I had this approximate conversation with at least 5 different women. 2 of which involved abusive behavior.

I'm not sure what the people down the hall are cooking, but it can't taste good. Gotta block the bottom of the door with a towel, ffs.

The guy winning the Medal of Honor today is pretty baller

i am so done with writing papers. dreading the next 3 weeks.

2 20 pagers (1.5 spaced)
A 15 page final exam
Other random assignments


I have started none of these things.

SK790 wrote:

bleh wrote:

mozartpc27 wrote:I have a sore or a cut or something on the inside of my mouth on the side opposite my front teeth that is really bugging the $#@! out of me. Any ideas for what to do?

soak it with a mouthful of salt water

I'm sure mouthwash would work, too. The stuff with lots of alcohol in it, not the sissy stuff.

I bite my cheek in my sleep sometimes and this stuff is really good for speeding up the healing when I self cannibialize.

WheelsFellOff wrote:

SK790 wrote:

bleh wrote:

mozartpc27 wrote:I have a sore or a cut or something on the inside of my mouth on the side opposite my front teeth that is really bugging the $#@! out of me. Any ideas for what to do?

soak it with a mouthful of salt water

I'm sure mouthwash would work, too. The stuff with lots of alcohol in it, not the sissy stuff.

I bite my cheek in my sleep sometimes and this stuff is really good for speeding up the healing when I self cannibialize.

I have the same problem, usually a good minute soak in mouthwash does the trick.

Harrison Ford is a weird dude, on Conan now. Love him but he is weird as $hit

Yeah, I saw that too. He is kind of awkward.

And he just said he would love to do another Indiana Jones movie and Lucas is working on it.

I thought they said the Crystal Skull was it. Maybe the next one will be good again

oh my god Rosario Dawson is smoking freaking hot

Barry Jive wrote:oh my god Rosario Dawson is smoking freaking hot

Conan did almost have a heart attack and I love that I can see her vag.

She is a wow

is there a gif of her dancing if clerks 2? that was the epitome of bouncage.

google does it again

aaaand Rihanna's on Letterman

bed and bath i love this places

Was it not a good idea to drink whiskey a few hours after getting a flu shot?

i miss u beard

is there such a thing as workplace violence, even if there is no actual physical contact???? this is what i'm being accused of when i tried to go back to work today

did you pwn somebody?

no. this is serious.

Story time?