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Postby phatj » Wed Nov 17, 2010 22:27:38

Phan In Phlorida wrote:One of those Kia Souls pulled alongside me at a red light today. I think my Mustang convertible wanted to give it a purple nurple and steal its lunch money.

Did you say 'sup to the hamsters?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Nov 17, 2010 22:34:08

Fusilli Jerry wrote:Ginkgo trees are the devil.


You don't like dog shit smell? You sound like some kind of Michael Vick fan.

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Postby uncle milt » Thu Nov 18, 2010 09:01:17

stinkberry trees!

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Postby Wizlah » Thu Nov 18, 2010 09:42:53

It's great when you get toweringly angry at the phillies, and then some real shit happens in the real world and you realise that your anger at some poxy little baseball team that makes shit loads of money and does just fine for itself in terms of its own goals compares not one fucking whit to the collective stupidity of about four and a half million of your fucking self-obsessed dim fucking witted, bovine fucking country men and women who were all to happy to march what shred of national sovereignty that is afforded any small open economy down the fucking crapper of international finance and private enterprise.
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Postby Marion » Thu Nov 18, 2010 09:44:46

Anyone ever used abundatrade.com? I'm just wondering how "off" their quotes are.

I've got cds and dvds that I'm looking to unload. I figure, if they've been boxed up for almost two years with no desire to listen to or watch them, I should probably just lose the clutter.
"I tell all kids not to use that word. If they're 29 and they win the World Series, I think they can say that.
But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Nov 18, 2010 09:59:28

Wizlah wrote:It's great when you get toweringly angry at the phillies, and then some real $#@! happens in the real world and you realise that your anger at some poxy little baseball team that makes $#@! loads of money and does just fine for itself in terms of its own goals compares not one #$&! whit to the collective stupidity of about four and a half million of your #$&! self-obsessed dim #$&! witted, bovine #$&! country men and women who were all to happy to march what shred of national sovereignty that is afforded any small open economy down the #$&! crapper of international finance and private enterprise.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:59:04

Goddamnit I thought the Georgetown game was going to be on ESPN3

Now I might have to work or something

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Postby kruker » Thu Nov 18, 2010 13:36:20

I thought the Yahoo headline read: "Kate Middleton's royal titties"
"Everybody's a critic. This wasn't an aesthetic endeavor."

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Postby CalvinBall » Thu Nov 18, 2010 13:39:41

i think one of td's friends is going to fuck the shit out of him later while drinking beer.

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Postby Grotewold » Thu Nov 18, 2010 13:39:45

pacino wrote::cry:


you alright pacc

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Postby td11 » Thu Nov 18, 2010 13:54:02

CalvinBall wrote:i think one of td's friends is going to #$&! the $#@! out of him later while drinking beer.


she's my best friend. no sex, but at least she'll buy me a beer.
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Postby td11 » Thu Nov 18, 2010 13:54:29

Grotewold wrote:
pacino wrote::cry:


you alright pacc
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Nov 18, 2010 14:21:33

WERE YOU THERE WHEN THE NATIONALS TOOK THREE OF FOUR FROM SAINT LOUIS?!

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Nov 18, 2010 14:30:17

Bakestar making fun of Gammons' ridiculous tweets :lol:

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Postby Bucky » Thu Nov 18, 2010 14:40:26

EndlessSummer wrote:I'm fairly positive that my house has more leaves on its property than any house in the entire world, and most likely the history of mankind.


Welcome to the 'burbs!

This year sure has been a weird leaf year. The drop started much later than usual, and ended much earlier than usual. Most of my trees are bare, excepting my neighbor's maple. (at least I think it's a maple. it has those helicopter-like seeds that spin to the ground). Usually it's the beginning of December before the trees are bare like this. I think the recent rain and heavy winds were a big help.

I peaked out at about 40 cubic yards a couple years ago. I use on of these Leaf Bags and keep track of how many I fill and dump. I did 26 last year- my neighbor had some major pruning done to his trees and I think that really helped reduce the total last year (along with the dry summer of '09).

I hate leaf season.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 18, 2010 15:07:27

good morning sunshine

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 18, 2010 15:09:27

my cat doesn't know any of the harsh realities of food production

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Nov 18, 2010 15:49:44

Who's got 2 thumbs and just got a $2/hour raise? THIS GUY!
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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Thu Nov 18, 2010 15:54:49

WheelsFellOff wrote:Who's got 2 thumbs and just got a $2/hour raise? THIS GUY!


can I borrow $4,000?
FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 18, 2010 15:57:21

who delivers good wings in center city?

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