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Postby Phight On! » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:03:44

I have to go with my wife to see John Mayer tonight unless somebody else wants to take her... Anyway Ticketmaster had some kind of pre-sale with Citibank credit cards. My mom has a card so we ordered tix that way. Then we get an email saying we won't receive paper tickets but instead we have to present the credit card and valid ID at the gate to get in. My mom will let us use her credit card, but will they really stop us from going in if my wife says she left her license in her purse and I show ID that has the same last name as what's on the card?
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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:14:26

Phight On! wrote:I have to go with my wife to see John Mayer tonight unless somebody else wants to take her... Anyway Ticketmaster had some kind of pre-sale with Citibank credit cards. My mom has a card so we ordered tix that way. Then we get an email saying we won't receive paper tickets but instead we have to present the credit card and valid ID at the gate to get in. My mom will let us use her credit card, but will they really stop us from going in if my wife says she left her license in her purse and I show ID that has the same last name as what's on the card?


I don't know, but either you get in and your wife is happy or you get denied and go drink and you are happy.
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Postby td11 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:17:46

at least there will be plenty of eye candy
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:18:50

is there some way you can look at your text messages online? like from your phone providers website or something?

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Postby pacino » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:27:25

I sure hope not
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:29:25

basically trying to figure out if my ex just knows all times and numbers of my texts or the actual messages

girl is friggin James Bond

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Postby td11 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:30:09

jesus christ dude :lol:
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:31:39

you have no idea

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Postby BassGuiFloyd » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:34:59

Houshphandzadeh wrote:is there some way you can look at your text messages online? like from your phone providers website or something?


just the phone number
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Postby Werthless » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:36:41

CrashburnAlley wrote:*fist pump*

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/news ... 31320.html

A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."


http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Actually, maybe you were thinking of: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=1092 or http://web.archive.org/web/200411260408 ... a/cnn.html
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Postby Phight On! » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:40:19

If you get your bill in the mail or she has access to your online account she will be able to see numbers and times, but I'm pretty sure she would have to get a lawyer to subpoena the records to see the actual texts. I'm not sure how long the providers have to keep records of them, though.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:53:12

so I realized that the tmobile site has an online phonebook with all my contacts, so she's been cross-referencing that against the text message log to know when certain girls (who are just platonic friends but she doesn't think so) call me, but she doesn't know what was in the messages (which is nothing anyway).

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:54:32

Houshphandzadeh wrote:so I realized that the tmobile site has an online phonebook with all my contacts, so she's been cross-referencing that against the text message log to know when certain girls (who are just platonic friends but she doesn't think so) call me, but she doesn't know what was in the messages (which is nothing anyway).

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Postby td11 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 16:56:34

restraining order?
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Postby Slowhand » Fri Jul 30, 2010 17:32:12

Jesus, Housh, this has some serious Fatal Attraction potential here.

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Postby Slowhand » Fri Jul 30, 2010 17:32:50

And does she know you post here/your username?
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Postby Bucky » Fri Jul 30, 2010 17:34:41

with verizon i think you can see your last 5 days worth of texts online. And with this microsoft windows mobile online thingy i have i think i can go back a couple months.

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Fri Jul 30, 2010 17:48:08

Werthless wrote:
CrashburnAlley wrote:*fist pump*

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/news ... 31320.html

A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."


http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Actually, maybe you were thinking of: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=1092 or http://web.archive.org/web/200411260408 ... a/cnn.html


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Postby jeff2sf » Fri Jul 30, 2010 18:03:15

Bucky wrote:with verizon i think you can see your last 5 days worth of texts online. And with this microsoft windows mobile online thingy i have i think i can go back a couple months.


That's not password protected? I can look up Woody's texts from uncle milt as long as I know his number? And if it is pw protected, can't Housh just change password?
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jul 30, 2010 18:19:16

jeff2sf wrote:
Bucky wrote:with verizon i think you can see your last 5 days worth of texts online. And with this microsoft windows mobile online thingy i have i think i can go back a couple months.


That's not password protected? I can look up Woody's texts from uncle milt as long as I know his number? And if it is pw protected, can't Housh just change password?


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