Barry Jive wrote:PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

Yes we do. We're just really busy and confused about our own lives. Unless we're trent.

There was a High Fidelity musical on Broadway. File under "things that someone should die for allowing to happen"

one time like eight years ago this hot girl told a classroom full of people she went to school in Philadelphia (as opposed to in the suburbs). She went to St. Basil's in Jenkintown. My urge to keep it real (Northeast represent) was quelled only by the fantastical notion that I might one day bang her. I didn't, but I did sit in a hot tub in 45 degree Scandinavian air and watch her jump into a freezing cold pool, so I'll take that as small consolation.

the new mike and ike lemonade blends is quite good. quite good.

Did I miss anything in the last 24 hours? I'm just going to pretend yesterday's game didn't happen. Saw the score.

The only notable thing was that a guy batting ninth for the Red Sox hit a grand slam on the very first major league pitch he'd ever seen. I think that about covers it.

You know what? fuck my family. I have been trying so hard to stay in contact with them since my mom died, and it's all been completely initiated by me.

None of them give a shit about me. I'm done with them.

Creepy ice cream man just went buy playing the theme from "Love Story"

The Dude wrote:Creepy ice cream man

Is there any other kind?

First Sonic experience today. I was a fan of the burger and would put near the top of the fast food pile and the cherry limeade was das tits. I wasn't expecting much and maybe anything would have been awesome since I was hungover and starving and in the middle of Delaware, but I was pleasantly surprised.

How do I manage to go from having what is best described as a two day bout of dysentery last Wed and Thurs, to getting better for Friday and Saturday, to waking up today with a 102 degree fever? It's not fair.
Fever's gone from "can't keep my eyes open/two quilts/pants and a sweatshirt aren't enough to keep me warm" to now, which is good old fashioned cold sweats. At least the fever is down to 100.

I thought my day was bad when my fantasy baseball team fell apart. 102 fever sucks donkey balls.

Wizlah wrote: torn perineums and so forth.

the sigs don't stop coming

seriously, this particular thesis requires photographic documentary support.

Wizlah wrote: I'm sure your parents don't really distrust you. They're your parents.

Jeezis Wiz you're not supposed to get to that page of the manual until you're at least 52 y.o.

VoxOrion wrote:How do I manage to go from having what is best described as a two day bout of dysentery last Wed and Thurs, to getting better for Friday and Saturday, to waking up today with a 102 degree fever? It's not fair.
Fever's gone from "can't keep my eyes open/two quilts/pants and a sweatshirt aren't enough to keep me warm" to now, which is good old fashioned cold sweats. At least the fever is down to 100.

kids will do the darnedst things to a body

The sickest I've ever been is when the smoothfry was a tot. that's 15 years along now. I didn't really connect the dots when he was a tyke.

drsmooth wrote:

Rev_Beezer wrote:

Ramon Gris wrote:

Phight On! wrote:

Ramon Gris wrote:On a completely unrelated note, my girlfriend and I are apparently getting married in Prague before too long. I'm totally ready to give this a go, but I do tend to have lousy judgement. Beez, you wanna perform a ceremony in the Czech Republic?

I'm an ordained minister. I'm in.

That would be the awesomest wedding in the history of weddings. I want to do it somewhere in the Vyserhad. Let me know your availability

All the cheapo-ordinations taking over the legits...

HOLY WAR

Don't worry Beez I have never actually performed (is that the right word?) any weddings, baptisms, funerals, etc... but I really do have the legal authority to do so- I could even start my own ministry.

I really don't like to talk about my own religious/spiritual beliefs but even if I don't personally agree with anyone's views, I'd never tell someone what they should or shouldn't believe- I mean that's the very definition of faith- what you believe. (unless you're a scientologist in which case you are a fucking idiot if you don't realize it's a pyramid scheme disguised as a religion). I wouldn't make a mockery of ceremonies that so many people hold sacred and take so seriously by advertising to marry people for $50 on craigslist for example. I'm sure a lot of people will think that "mocking" is exactly what I'm doing by what I say in my next few sentences but I figure as long as I don't perform anything (unless it's an extremely rare situation) we'll call it even. I got ordained for legal ramifications and legal ramifications only- plus it's extremely easy and cheap to do. To clarify, let's say I am mistakenly identified or falsely accused of committing a crime- it's rare but it does happen to completely innocent people. I have absolutely no evidence to support this claim but I'm willing to bet that when my lawyer says the 5 words "He is an ordained minister" it would carry a lot of weight when a jury of my peers passes judgment on my character- which makes it much more likely that they would believe my testimony. I seriously doubt I will ever have the opportunity to test my hypothesis and I certainly don't want to ever be in the position to do so but it sure as hell can't hurt.

Now with all that said, Ramon getting married qualifies as an extremely rare situation. I'm available 24/7, 7 days a week, so as long as you're willing to spring for the plane ride to wherever it is we're going , Vyserhad, Poopserhad, Whereverserhad, I'll perform any fucking ceremony you want- marriage, baptism, exorcism, christening, a funeral if you change your mind, whatever. And on the ride from the airport you can even drop me off in the seediest part of town and I'll be back at the hotel in an hour with enough party favors to kill everybody!!! Minister and party planner in 1- can't beat that.

drsmooth wrote:

VoxOrion wrote:How do I manage to go from having what is best described as a two day bout of dysentery last Wed and Thurs, to getting better for Friday and Saturday, to waking up today with a 102 degree fever? It's not fair.
Fever's gone from "can't keep my eyes open/two quilts/pants and a sweatshirt aren't enough to keep me warm" to now, which is good old fashioned cold sweats. At least the fever is down to 100.

kids will do the darnedst things to a body

The sickest I've ever been is when the smoothfry was a tot. that's 15 years along now. I didn't really connect the dots when he was a tyke.

Vox forgot to add in that I was suffering from the stomach bug that VoxJr brought down on us. So it was pretty tag-team apathetic parenting all day Sunday....

MrsVox wrote:

drsmooth wrote:
kids will do the darnedst things to a body

The sickest I've ever been is when the smoothfry was a tot. that's 15 years along now. I didn't really connect the dots when he was a tyke.

Vox forgot to add in that I was suffering from the stomach bug that VoxJr brought down on us. So it was pretty tag-team apathetic parenting all day Sunday....

A quick return to the pink of health to you all - but....I have to say it....

a-HA!!1! I knew it, I KNEW it!

Phight On! wrote:

drsmooth wrote:

Rev_Beezer wrote:

Ramon Gris wrote:

Phight On! wrote:

Ramon Gris wrote:On a completely unrelated note, my girlfriend and I are apparently getting married in Prague before too long. I'm totally ready to give this a go, but I do tend to have lousy judgement. Beez, you wanna perform a ceremony in the Czech Republic?

I'm an ordained minister. I'm in.

That would be the awesomest wedding in the history of weddings. I want to do it somewhere in the Vyserhad. Let me know your availability

All the cheapo-ordinations taking over the legits...

HOLY WAR

Don't worry Beez I have never actually performed (is that the right word?) any weddings, baptisms, funerals, etc... but I really do have the legal authority to do so- I could even start my own ministry.

I really don't like to talk about my own religious/spiritual beliefs but even if I don't personally agree with anyone's views, I'd never tell someone what they should or shouldn't believe- I mean that's the very definition of faith- what you believe. (unless you're a scientologist in which case you are a $#@! idiot if you don't realize it's a pyramid scheme disguised as a religion). I wouldn't make a mockery of ceremonies that so many people hold sacred and take so seriously by advertising to marry people for $50 on craigslist for example. I'm sure a lot of people will think that "mocking" is exactly what I'm doing by what I say in my next few sentences but I figure as long as I don't perform anything (unless it's an extremely rare situation) we'll call it even. I got ordained for legal ramifications and legal ramifications only- plus it's extremely easy and cheap to do. To clarify, let's say I am mistakenly identified or falsely accused of committing a crime- it's rare but it does happen to completely innocent people. I have absolutely no evidence to support this claim but I'm willing to bet that when my lawyer says the 5 words "He is an ordained minister" it would carry a lot of weight when a jury of my peers passes judgment on my character- which makes it much more likely that they would believe my testimony. I seriously doubt I will ever have the opportunity to test my hypothesis and I certainly don't want to ever be in the position to do so but it sure as hell can't hurt.

Now with all that said, Ramon getting married qualifies as an extremely rare situation. I'm available 24/7, 7 days a week, so as long as you're willing to spring for the plane ride to wherever it is we're going , Vyserhad, Poopserhad, Whereverserhad, I'll perform any $#@! ceremony you want- marriage, baptism, exorcism, christening, a funeral if you change your mind, whatever. And on the ride from the airport you can even drop me off in the seediest part of town and I'll be back at the hotel in an hour with enough party favors to kill everybody!!! Minister and party planner in 1- can't beat that.

you're like PtK, GMAN, karn, Beez, and FlightRisk rolled into one

I'm not familiar enough with GMAN to know if this comparison is an insult or a compliment...

Honestly though I've only seen him post a few times on here and didn't notice anything out of line or anything like that. I know he is/was a regular at Philaphans but there were 2 or 3 guys on there (none of which were GMAN) that made it unreadable for me but to each their own. Care to give a comparison to someone from here or at least a brief description of his "persona"?

BTW did you ever mention having a kid before yesterday?