Trent Steele wrote:would you like room for cream

Last time I heard that was the last time I was in Hong Kong...

(to Phatj)

Well then I'm happy and sad for you. *

Seriously, that's great about the bone scan. Sucks about the arthritis, but is more managable I guess. Not that it should be downplayed on its own.


*- name that movie. One of my favoritest obscure quotes.

Bucky wrote:(to Phatj)

Well then I'm happy and sad for you. *

Seriously, that's great about the bone scan. Sucks about the arthritis, but is more managable I guess. Not that it should be downplayed on its own.


*- name that movie. One of my favoritest obscure quotes.

The Human Centipede?

text i received last night at 130 AM from my friend who is at bonnaroo: "land of a million tits"

there was something that i wanted to put in this thread that i was thinking about at work today but i cant freaking remember.

great story

what's this day of rest sh*t?

I can't believe my seven year old is a cheater. We play the Pokemon card game, which is pretty fun I'm not kidding, but I suspect Cyclone is about the only person with any chance of relating so I won't go into the details. Basically tonight he got yet another amazingly perfect first hand and beat the tar out of me. I start thinking about how he's beat me like, the last ten times we've played - I mean - TARED me every time. I'm thinking, man, I'm getting sucky at this. Then I start to recall how he always seems to have a perfect first hand.

So I started dealing his cards, and all of a sudden he can't win to save his life. And I was starting to feel inferior!

He pulled a Reagan when I challenged him on it... "I don't recall", then he said, sheepishly, "at least I admit it", to which I gave him credit. Then I told him about another Reaganism... "Trust but verify." He won't be dealing his own hand for a while.

*knock knock*

Who's there?

I might be getting a place with this girl. yah rly.

I might be getting a place with this girl. yah rly who?

the details are unimportant because they may make me seem like a douche.

swishnicholson wrote:Who's there?

nobody noticed I was missing for 4 days huh

Phight On! wrote:

Ramon Gris wrote:On a completely unrelated note, my girlfriend and I are apparently getting married in Prague before too long. I'm totally ready to give this a go, but I do tend to have lousy judgement. Beez, you wanna perform a ceremony in the Czech Republic?

I'm an ordained minister. I'm in.

That would be the awesomest wedding in the history of weddings. I want to do it somewhere in the Vyserhad. Let me know your availability

BigEd76 wrote:

swishnicholson wrote:Who's there?

nobody noticed I was missing for 4 days huh

you told us you would be gone. how was the trip? clearwater right?

The Nightman Cometh wrote:the details are unimportant because they may make me seem like a douche.

describe the boobies

took my cat to get his balls cut off, find out he's losing ovaries instead

More like Plaxica, amirite

Bakestar wrote:

The Nightman Cometh wrote:the details are unimportant because they may make me seem like a douche.

describe the boobies

big. small girl with big boobs. its awesome.