The Human Centipede's Random Thoughts Threads

by **gpicaro** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:14:04

Eh, 15 to 25 were my best years. I hated when I started having to check if a girl was wearing a wedding ring before hitting on her. Plus, I left LBI at 25 and wasn't able to do the whole party every night thing anymore. Very sad

by **Wizlah** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:20:26

The Nightman Cometh wrote:no seriously you dont understand wizlah, things have changed.

its not like it used to be how you went on dates at a malt shop listening to elvis and then eventually go steady with a girl. its all just a bunch of games blah blah i heard you did this before why didnt you tell me that blah blah you texted this person blah blah why can't I go through your phone blah blah SHUT THE $#@! UP ALREADY

its seriously painful, but there's rarely a way around it.

It's always been painful. that's why all the fellas on the board are empathizin' with td.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:22:31

td11 wrote:it's weird, i started college by breaking up with my gf (although, that was pretty much mutual) and ended it with this blind-side dumpage.

i think i'll stay away from "feelings" for a while. but not boobies.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:26:21

Wizlah wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:no seriously you dont understand wizlah, things have changed.

its not like it used to be how you went on dates at a malt shop listening to elvis and then eventually go steady with a girl. its all just a bunch of games blah blah i heard you did this before why didnt you tell me that blah blah you texted this person blah blah why can't I go through your phone blah blah SHUT THE $#@! UP ALREADY

its seriously painful, but there's rarely a way around it.

It's always been painful. that's why all the fellas on the board are empathizin' with td.

yes but the beginning of relationships is kind of painful now too. ah cell phones. double edged swordddd.

by **The Dude** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:27:27

it's always sucked, just how it is

by **Phight On!** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:28:04

I'm gonna make a real long story short. I had to kick my mother in law out of my house today.

by **The Savior** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:29:22

Phight On! wrote:I'm gonna make a real long story short. I had to kick my mother in law out of my house today.

can i get the medium story?

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:34:18

The answer... mail-order bride. Just make sure they put enough air holes in the box.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:36:21

The Dude wrote:it's always sucked, just how it is

I know this is probably right but it makes me feel better if i feel unique.

by **td11** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:42:24

nah, that just makes me more mopey. it's reassuring to know that everyone goes through this shit, you just have to slog your way through it.

wiz, i will follow your advice about not staying away from women :-D

and while it's way way worse than my last breakup, i feel like i'm better equipped to handle it.

well, i hope, anyway.

by **Trent Steele** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 19:48:10

td, here are my words of wisdom for you....

date a stripper for a while. a good looking one.

by **MrsVox** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 20:03:31

Why I love our webhost.... the problem is fixed before I finish sending the ticket.

by **Bakestar** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 20:39:45

I met my wife before I ever had a cellphone so the whole shiz of the mobile electronic implications of dating were pretty much non-existent.

Side note: How did people find each other and/or make plans before cellphones?

by **Bucky** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 20:46:35

Bakestar wrote:Side note: How did people find each other and/or make plans before cellphones?

i'm experiencing deja vu :shock:

by **laf837** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 20:46:37

Bakestar wrote:I met my wife before I ever had a cellphone so the whole shiz of the mobile electronic implications of dating were pretty much non-existent.

Side note: How did people find each other and/or make plans before cellphones?

Same here. Missed the whole sexting thing too :cry:

And college buries high school tho I guess it depends on where you went.

by **kruker** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 21:48:54

Remind me...back in the real world...is it normal for a person to not respond to you when you say "hello" except with the sort of look that you'd expect if you were caught in the act of raping an infant's corpse?

I can't wait to get back to America. It was fun before I moved to the beach, but I've had enough of dealing with fruity foreigners, d-bag frat boys, and stuck up bitches.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 23:06:06

just remembered my friend owes me 150 bucks in winnings from our March Madness pool. huge bump for my Vegas funds.

by **pacino** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 23:12:07

its 11:15 on a thursday, can these people please go inside and go to sleep instead of partying outside my window?

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 23:12:56

Barry Jive wrote:just remembered my friend owes me 150 bucks in winnings from our March Madness pool. huge bump for my Vegas funds.

i was just reminded that my friend is in China. i hope he comes back by next Saturday.

by **pacino** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 23:19:24

i think i want to kill someone and i dont htink a jury would convict me. they literally just brought out the house beats

brb

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