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Postby Slowhand » Wed Jun 09, 2010 16:09:03

Bucky wrote:NO APPLE I DON'T WANT TO INSTALL SAFARI NOT NOW NOT EVER :evil:


well why the hell not?
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby td11 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 17:05:54

yo i saw my fly ass neighbor girl from upstairs (the butterface but not really) at the mall and sadly realized again that her body is absurd. her butt looks like she's wearing heels even when she's not. wat.

i considered asking her out on the spot momentarily, but a) that's mad creepy b) i should probably stay away from chicks for a minute and c) my mom was with me :-D
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Postby mickbayne » Wed Jun 09, 2010 17:40:58

The Nightman Cometh wrote:yeah i'm gonna play cod. I needed my hands to stop shaking first though.


Work a crossword puzzle, sudoku, etc...
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Postby pacino » Wed Jun 09, 2010 18:38:09

td11 wrote:yo i saw my fly ass neighbor girl from upstairs (the butterface but not really) at the mall and sadly realized again that her body is absurd. her butt looks like she's wearing heels even when she's not. wat.

i considered asking her out on the spot momentarily, but a) that's mad creepy b) i should probably stay away from chicks for a minute and c) my mom was with me :-D

guess ill have to keep her warm for ya buddy
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Postby td11 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 19:13:19

you slut
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Jun 09, 2010 21:39:31

td11 wrote:yo i saw my fly ass neighbor girl from upstairs (the butterface but not really) at the mall and sadly realized again that her body is absurd. her butt looks like she's wearing heels even when she's not. wat.

i considered asking her out on the spot momentarily, but a) that's mad creepy b) i should probably stay away from chicks for a minute and c) my mom was with me :-D


Invite her to the BSG outing!
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Postby Woody » Wed Jun 09, 2010 22:01:01

i'm going to be in a wedding in a couple weeks and ryan howard's (now ex) girlfriend will be there. Mrs. Woody won't be there. I'm just sayin
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Jun 09, 2010 22:02:10

The cheerleader? Wierd.

You associate with a lot of ex Eagles cheerleaders. At least by normal people standards.
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Postby Woody » Wed Jun 09, 2010 22:03:55

My friend is marrying one of them
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby phatj » Wed Jun 09, 2010 23:25:28

Woody wrote:My friend is marrying one of them

Vegas bachelor party friend?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby Bucky » Wed Jun 09, 2010 23:46:39

some nasty shizzle just went down in lower gwynedd. maybe a home invasion.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jun 10, 2010 02:55:23

Bed Bath and Beyond (fuck yeah)

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Postby td11 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 03:02:54

you love this places?
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Postby bleh » Thu Jun 10, 2010 08:36:42

This story is on the front page of CNN about "History emerging".

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/06/09/massac ... tml?hpt=C1

It's over someone finding a receipt.... a receipt from 1792. I mean, how the hell is that in any way notable? I thought they discovered a copy of the Constitution or something important. It's so meaningless. There has to be millions of things like that still lying around antique shops and people's attics, it's completely worthless.

example:
this is selling on ebay for $9.99. Alert CNN, this is HISTORY
http://cgi.ebay.com/1798-Receipt-Statem ... 1e5c55b7de

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Jun 10, 2010 08:56:53

Bury your garbage in the back yard and what survives in 200 years is history. It's not important history per se, but the everyday items do give an opportunity to see something of daily life in the period which you won't get by reading the constitution. More for anthropologists really.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jun 10, 2010 09:24:51

Among the five or even ten ways I would have suggested would most please me to start my Thursday, driving my dad to a doctor's appointment that turned out to be tomorrow would not have made the list.

(Note: He's not dying or anything, just had surgery on his foot so he can't drive himself. Just in case people were wondering.)

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Postby phatj » Thu Jun 10, 2010 09:44:14

Bucky wrote:some nasty shizzle just went down in lower gwynedd. maybe a home invasion.

I think I drive right past this place every day. Hancock St., just off of Valley Forge, right?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby EndlessSummer » Thu Jun 10, 2010 09:48:12

Boozy company softball game today. It'll be interesting to see the level of competition. I'm going with hitting and fielding up to my abilities, but never getting above a jog. There are about three candidates here that may pull a George-Wendt-in-Gung-Ho moment and barrel over a coworker at the plate.

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Postby Bucky » Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:18:52

yeah, they can be pretty brutal. I still get pissed thinking about one particular game at Markward playground (on the river near lombard). I was pitching for my team and throwing everything well so people could hit, and hit they did (up to their abilities). The other pitcher couldn't find the plate with a map, and our team would get frustrated watching 12 pitches go by and swing at a pitch over ones head or bouncing off the ground. During the post-game beers the other pitcher came out with this gem:

"the key to being a good pitcher is not throwing good pitches. You see how I never gave you guys anything good to hit?". I wanted to strangle the dude for his doucehbaggery. And because I really wanted a shot at that LF fence, since I'd umped a lot of games there and saw a lot of shots onto the tracks in my days. But I never saw a pitch that was remotely hittable.

I've since come out with a new rule for work intra-mural games: each team supplies a pitcher(s) to pitch to their own team.

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Postby Bucky » Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:22:48

so i went to annualcreditreport.com (the only really FREE credit report) out of curiosity. You get a choice of one free report from one of the three agencies. I got mine from trans-union and saw one problem. I filed a dispute with trans union, and they now have removed that item from my credit report.

The question is, do I have to go to the other two agencies and check to see if that incorrect thing is on there, too, and then file disputes with them??

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