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Postby drsmooth » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:38:22

PrattRules wrote:Me and my friends got into a debate at the Grey Lodge a few days ago. Who would we care about most if they died? This only includes all of North America and Europe. Only because I'm sure the leader of China would win because of the billion plus people in the country. So, we agreed that Obama would be #1 if he were to die right now. However the big question was who would have the second biggest affect on us. I said Paul McCartney and my friends said Oprah. I thought about this for a while and still believe Paul McCartney would be #2 because of his affect on Europe.

Other considerations included the Pope, Bill Gates, and Osama Bin Laden. By the way, I am assuming that everyone were to die the same way.


I think you need to rephrase the question, because I wouldn't give more than a passing rat's ass about any of these folks' demise.

If you mean "whose death would be viewed as of significance to the most people", just say so.
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Postby BassGuiFloyd » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:47:25

drsmooth wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Me and my friends got into a debate at the Grey Lodge a few days ago. Who would we care about most if they died? This only includes all of North America and Europe. Only because I'm sure the leader of China would win because of the billion plus people in the country. So, we agreed that Obama would be #1 if he were to die right now. However the big question was who would have the second biggest affect on us. I said Paul McCartney and my friends said Oprah. I thought about this for a while and still believe Paul McCartney would be #2 because of his affect on Europe.

Other considerations included the Pope, Bill Gates, and Osama Bin Laden. By the way, I am assuming that everyone were to die the same way.


I think you need to rephrase the question, because I wouldn't give more than a passing rat's ass about any of these folks' demise.

If you mean "whose death would be viewed as of significance to the most people", just say so.


obama, the pope, bieber
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Postby meatball » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:40:42

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meatball wrote:So I superglued my mouth shut today. Which was fun.


There's a Judd Apatow scene in there somewhere


c'mon we need more on this


was it glued to another person's ass, centipede-style?


I was at KOP mall using superglue to fix a cell phone display. My hand slipped and I spilled the glue all over my other hand and the display. As I was waiting for the store manager to get me a paper towel, I got an itch on my lip and reached up to scratch it with my gluey hand ('cause I'm a stupid tard). My lips instantly started burning and bonded. All I could do was point to my lips and make noises. I was freaking out. I ran to the bathroom in the back of the store and scrubbed furiously with soap and water, managing to separate my lips after some minutes. I had to chew off the remaining glue, naturally taking some of my lip with it. I also got some glue on my teeth, which I was able to remove with a plastic scraper when I got home.

You can now call me sticky lips or whatever.

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Postby z ipper » Tue Jun 08, 2010 13:07:50

but that's what we call ptk's mom.

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Postby PrattRules » Tue Jun 08, 2010 13:11:41

drsmooth wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Me and my friends got into a debate at the Grey Lodge a few days ago. Who would we care about most if they died? This only includes all of North America and Europe. Only because I'm sure the leader of China would win because of the billion plus people in the country. So, we agreed that Obama would be #1 if he were to die right now. However the big question was who would have the second biggest affect on us. I said Paul McCartney and my friends said Oprah. I thought about this for a while and still believe Paul McCartney would be #2 because of his affect on Europe.

Other considerations included the Pope, Bill Gates, and Osama Bin Laden. By the way, I am assuming that everyone were to die the same way.


I think you need to rephrase the question, because I wouldn't give more than a passing rat's ass about any of these folks' demise.

If you mean "whose death would be viewed as of significance to the most people", just say so.


Fair enough. Thanks for phrasing it more eloquently. One of my friends had the nerve to say Justin Timberlake over Paul McCartney.
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Jun 08, 2010 13:15:44

PrattRules wrote:
drsmooth wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Me and my friends got into a debate at the Grey Lodge a few days ago. Who would we care about most if they died? This only includes all of North America and Europe. Only because I'm sure the leader of China would win because of the billion plus people in the country. So, we agreed that Obama would be #1 if he were to die right now. However the big question was who would have the second biggest affect on us. I said Paul McCartney and my friends said Oprah. I thought about this for a while and still believe Paul McCartney would be #2 because of his affect on Europe.

Other considerations included the Pope, Bill Gates, and Osama Bin Laden. By the way, I am assuming that everyone were to die the same way.


I think you need to rephrase the question, because I wouldn't give more than a passing rat's ass about any of these folks' demise.

If you mean "whose death would be viewed as of significance to the most people", just say so.


Fair enough. Thanks for phrasing it more eloquently. One of my friends had the nerve to say Justin Timberlake over Paul McCartney.


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Postby phatj » Tue Jun 08, 2010 13:20:39

Does Paul McCartney actually make music any more?
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Postby drsmooth » Tue Jun 08, 2010 13:36:35

phatj wrote:Does Paul McCartney actually make music any more?


I sure doesn't sound like it
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jun 08, 2010 16:52:43

It took me about two years to decide I'm gonna solve this one problem by throwing it out

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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jun 08, 2010 17:09:11

Houshphandzadeh wrote:remember that shakira video where she was all stampeding across the great plains


i think i've made my feelings on shakira pretty clear. her level of sexiness is so off the charts that I can't take it
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Jun 08, 2010 17:13:41

Houshphandzadeh wrote:It took me about two years to decide I'm gonna solve this one problem by throwing it out

Don't just discard all your porn, donate it to the Ryan Madson Foundation. Then you can write it off on your taxes.

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Postby swishnicholson » Tue Jun 08, 2010 17:13:43

Bono, Will Ferrell, Wayne Rooney
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Jun 08, 2010 18:06:50

I have more than once, in the draft thread, read rhp as rip.

I don't know what that says about me. Probably nothing good.

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Postby pacino » Tue Jun 08, 2010 18:10:55

Ordred a cheesesteak. Came home, it had provolone cheese on it and it was a chicken cheesesteak. Chicken was also dry. Sigh.
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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Jun 08, 2010 18:20:43

shooting in downingtown! murder suicide

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Postby mickbayne » Tue Jun 08, 2010 20:04:13

I spent about 20 minutes this afternoon watching bratty kids toss a bunch of patio furniture into the community pool at my apartment complex, then about 45 minutes watching them jump in the water (which I can only assume is quite chilly) to pull each piece out while their parents yelled at them. Fun times.
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Postby td11 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 01:23:45

at first i received some worst news.

but then i found out my final gpa is 3.407. i needed a 3.400 for the honors degree.

best news, yay guyss
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jun 09, 2010 01:32:04

pacino wrote:Ordred a cheesesteak. Came home, it had provolone cheese on it and it was a chicken cheesesteak. Chicken was also dry. Sigh.

Chicken ain't steak (unless it's some sort of genetic experimental chicken cow).

Hamburger isn't ground ham, it's ground steak.

Groundhog isn't ground hog ...

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Jun 09, 2010 07:58:27

steak is a cut of meat i am pretty sure.

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Jun 09, 2010 08:05:47

Steak is a state of mind.

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