The Human Centipede's Random Thoughts Threads

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 19:38:41

pacino wrote:Screw you, yuppies/hipsters/faux-hipsters/former Kansans

"Fauxhemians" (lollerz)

by **meatball** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 19:41:23

So I superglued my mouth shut today. Which was fun.

by **VoxOrion** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 20:25:10

Got to love the mid-80's light blue conversion van cruising the neighborhood at 5 mph where the driver is pointing randomly down streets, etc.

Particularly when you consider the rash of car break-ins lately.

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 20:27:42

meatball wrote:So I superglued my mouth shut today. Which was fun.

There's a Judd Apatow scene in there somewhere

by **The Dude** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 20:37:57

by **phatj** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 20:38:39

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 20:48:51

jerseyhoya wrote:I have to write a bio of my self tonight for a conference call I'm having on Wednesday.

Writing your own bio is really weird.

Managed to get a bunch of computer nerds to pay for tickets to a baseball game should figure prominently.

by **drsmooth** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 22:40:10

TenuredVulture wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:I have to write a bio of my self tonight for a conference call I'm having on Wednesday.

Writing your own bio is really weird.

Managed to get a bunch of computer nerds to pay for tickets to a baseball game should figure prominently.

"Organized complex multiparty investment transaction involving sequential asymmetric deadlines, on time & under budget"

knew a guy who prepared and delivered sandwiches during college, who included on his resume, under the heading occupational experience, "submarine maker & driver"

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 23:13:01

I'm not looking to impress anyone. The guy I do work for is getting an intern for the summer, so she is going to report to me essentially. I am supposed to give her a bio so she has background on me before I start giving her projects to work on from 3000 miles away. She's based out by smitty, so I don't think I'm ever going to have the occasion to meet this person in real life.

by **drsmooth** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 23:24:02

jerseyhoya wrote:I'm not looking to impress anyone. The guy I do work for is getting an intern for the summer, so she is going to report to me essentially. I am supposed to give her a bio so she has background on me before I start giving her projects to work on from 3000 miles away. She's based out by smitty, so I don't think I'm ever going to have the occasion to meet this person in real life.

wait, wait, wait

you're gonna supervise someone you don't even find out what they look like?

This is 2010 for chrissakes, there's an internet & everything

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 23:27:20

She won a spelling bee.

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 00:22:15

mickbayne wrote:i'm having more fun on my farewell tour of seattle than i ever had while living here like permanentlyish.

i cannot recommend farewell tours enough. they might be the best reason for me to ever move away from the Philly area.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 00:25:07

holy shit some of eminem's songs off of recovery leaked and they are fucking awesome. this is going to be an amazing album.

Also Ryan Howard is apparently obsessed with Drake because he now has a third different Drake song as his intro music so far this year.

by **BigEd76** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 00:30:43

Van der Murderer admits to killing the Peru girl

ok.....Clearwater Beach for the next 4 days. bye

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 02:29:09

jerseyhoya wrote:I'm not looking to impress anyone. The guy I do work for is getting an intern for the summer, so she is going to report to me essentially. I am supposed to give her a bio so she has background on me before I start giving her projects to work on from 3000 miles away. She's based out by smitty, so I don't think I'm ever going to have the occasion to meet this person in real life.

She better be smokin' hot as karmic recompense for this latest Phillies malaise.

by **Bucky** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 07:34:39

Woody wrote:
meatball wrote:So I superglued my mouth shut today. Which was fun.

There's a Judd Apatow scene in there somewhere

c'mon we need more on this

by **Trent Steele** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 09:07:05

Bucky wrote:
Woody wrote:
meatball wrote:So I superglued my mouth shut today. Which was fun.

There's a Judd Apatow scene in there somewhere

c'mon we need more on this

was it glued to another person's ass, centipede-style?

by **PrattRules** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:10:01

Me and my friends got into a debate at the Grey Lodge a few days ago. Who would we care about most if they died? This only includes all of North America and Europe. Only because I'm sure the leader of China would win because of the billion plus people in the country. So, we agreed that Obama would be #1 if he were to die right now. However the big question was who would have the second biggest affect on us. I said Paul McCartney and my friends said Oprah. I thought about this for a while and still believe Paul McCartney would be #2 because of his affect on Europe.

Other considerations included the Pope, Bill Gates, and Osama Bin Laden. By the way, I am assuming that everyone were to die the same way.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:14:46

remember that shakira video where she was all stampeding across the great plains

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:37:13

Yeah I'll probably cry like a bitch when Macca dies

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