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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jun 04, 2010 13:16:48

Man driving home from the shore yesterday down Rt. 37 there were these two Italian guys in their 20s not wearing shirts, driving a white conversion van, music blaring, fist pumping and trying to get other drivers to fist pump with them.

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Postby Didn't I? » Fri Jun 04, 2010 13:17:50

jerseyhoya wrote:Man driving home from the shore yesterday down Rt. 37 there were these two Italian guys in their 20s not wearing shirts, driving a white conversion van, music blaring, fist pumping and trying to get other drivers to fist pump with them.


Did you yell METS SUCK?

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jun 04, 2010 13:23:42

Haha, nope. They were probably Yankee fans like most of the guidos at the beach in North Jersey. My sister gave a little halfhearted effort at responding to them, and they freaked out they were so happy. I started driving faster to put some distance between us.

Actually driving through Toms River yesterday too I saw a car with an Eagles helmet decal on the left side of their rear windshield, and a Yankees logo decal on the right side. That person and I are destined to come to blows at some point.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jun 04, 2010 13:35:42

It's hard to describe someone fist pumping in such a manner where you avoid the PiP thread.

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jun 04, 2010 16:44:14

How have I just found out about this web psychic?!

Guessed Correctly for:

Roy Halladay
Chase Utley
Chris Pronger

Wrong on:

Wilson Valdez (Guessed Yadier Molina)
Juan Samuel (Guessed Ron Washington)
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jun 04, 2010 16:49:10

Yeah, I think we used to have a thread about him. He is pretty hilarious.

I just did Roy McAvoy from Tin Cup. After 20 questions, it guessed Coach Bombay from Mighty Ducks but then it got it right after 25

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jun 04, 2010 16:53:18

It got friggin Quick Draw McGraw!
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Postby Bakestar » Fri Jun 04, 2010 17:09:45

Thought of Lenny Dykstra, it guessed Mark McGwire
"color red" and "steroids" probably messed it up
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jun 04, 2010 17:10:59

Amazing, After 30 questions, it got Hal Incandenza (main character in Infinite Jest), Vinnie Vincent from Kiss, and Eric Stoltz.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Fri Jun 04, 2010 17:16:36

Was going for Roy Halladay and it gave me brad lidge :shock:
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jun 04, 2010 17:19:12

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Was going for Roy Halladay and it gave me brad lidge :shock:


Did you preemptively answer Yes for the World Championship question?
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Postby SteveJeltzPhanClub » Fri Jun 04, 2010 17:28:44

It got:
Joe Paterno
Dwight Shrute
Jose Canseco
Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
Philly Phanatic

It missed:
The Snapple Lady (Wendy Kaufman)
Steve Jeltz

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Postby The Savior » Fri Jun 04, 2010 17:52:03

It got:
Mike Richards
Shaq
Kimbo Slice
Michael Scott

Didn't Get:
Kevin Kolb

doomed
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jun 04, 2010 17:52:47

He got Pelf...

I think its because he asked if he was big. I clicked Yes rather quickly and emphatically.
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Postby philliesr98 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 18:28:28

:lol:
None of you have probably ever eaten steak with me or rice and beans with me to understand what the man is about. -pedro

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jun 04, 2010 19:26:28

how ridiculous is it that snake pliskin makes that half court+ shot

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Postby phatj » Fri Jun 04, 2010 20:16:03

Akinator guessed

Shane Victorino (after incorrectly guessing Dustin Pedroia)
Yogi Berra
Olivia Munn
Bo Jackson
Deion Sanders
Keyser Soze (I was actually thinking of Verbal Kint, but close enough)
Jim Joyce (Worst Umpire Ever :))

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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Jun 04, 2010 21:07:51

Mac 'n' Cheese goes great with cheap chardonnay.
Be Bold!

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Postby kimbatiste » Fri Jun 04, 2010 21:12:21

Got Scarlett from GI JOE

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Postby BigEd76 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 23:10:24

best day of sports since last Saturday at 9

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