The Human Centipede's Random Thoughts Threads

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 09:42:04

If I move to San Antonio, will I be murdered by Bandidos?

by **drsmooth** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 09:45:55

Phight On! wrote:I'm not familiar enough with GMAN to know if this comparison is an insult or a compliment...

Honestly though I've only seen him post a few times on here and didn't notice anything out of line or anything like that. I know he is/was a regular at Philaphans but there were 2 or 3 guys on there (none of which were GMAN) that made it unreadable for me but to each their own. Care to give a comparison to someone from here or at least a brief description of his "persona"?

BTW did you ever mention having a kid before yesterday?

Phight, it's all compliments from my corner - your posts identify you as a genuine force of nature.

I really don't know much about GMAN, other than that he provokes marked reaction from many in our little tribe; as do you, and the others I mentioned in that exclusive group.

And yes, the lower branches of the smooth family tree have been mentioned before; not all that often, as I recall.

by **Marion** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 09:52:34

EndlessSummer wrote:First Sonic experience today. I was a fan of the burger and would put near the top of the fast food pile and the cherry limeade was das tits. I wasn't expecting much and maybe anything would have been awesome since I was hungover and starving and in the middle of Delaware, but I was pleasantly surprised.

I had my first Sonic experience on Friday. Agreed about the cherry limeade. And ohmygod the tots are wonderful.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:07:04

Houshphandzadeh wrote:If I move to San Antonio, will I be murdered by Bandidos?

No. You will, however, have to ignore everything Jeffs2sf says about shorts.

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:09:31

He's under 40 Paul, pay attention

by **phatj** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:20:06

Phight On wrote:I'm sure a lot of people will think that "mocking" is exactly what I'm doing by what I say in my next few sentences but I figure as long as I don't perform anything (unless it's an extremely rare situation) we'll call it even. I got ordained for legal ramifications and legal ramifications only- plus it's extremely easy and cheap to do. To clarify, let's say I am mistakenly identified or falsely accused of committing a crime- it's rare but it does happen to completely innocent people. I have absolutely no evidence to support this claim but I'm willing to bet that when my lawyer says the 5 words "He is an ordained minister" it would carry a lot of weight when a jury of my peers passes judgment on my character- which makes it much more likely that they would believe my testimony. I seriously doubt I will ever have the opportunity to test my hypothesis and I certainly don't want to ever be in the position to do so but it sure as hell can't hurt.

I would think that acquiring a mail-order ordination or whatever it is, that you never use, wouldn't carry much weight in the courtroom.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:33:45

Palin referred to questions over whether she got breast implants as "boobgate"

by **Phight On!** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:25:03

phatj wrote:I would think that acquiring a mail-order ordination or whatever it is, that you never use, wouldn't carry much weight in the courtroom.

You may very well be right. I mean if you get a jury of 12 atheists being an ordained minister probably isn't going to help that much but as long as you follow the laws of whatever state you are in, the fact is you are still an ordained minister- regardless of how you become ordained- and I'd be willing to bet that it would aid you in determining your character with a jury than not.

You can go to an online degree factory and get a BA in accounting but before you can find a job in that field you accept an office manager job. Do you have a degree in accounting? Yes. Do you have any professional experience as an accountant? No.

Same difference.

by **Bucky** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:36:59

so the ordination is like the courtesy card for juries eh :lol:

by **Phight On!** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 13:01:19

Just a simple hypothesis.

At the time, I thought everything made perfect sense.

Now I'm thinking the "They killed Killer, B!!!" scene from Half Baked finally played out in my head (It was just a matter of time).

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 13:31:07

Is anyone watching CNN with this girl stuck in a tree in the middle of rushing flood water?

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 13:48:22

Phight On! wrote:I mean if you get a jury of 12 atheists

If that happened, Jerry Falwell would suicide bomb the courtroom from the grave.

by **Bucky** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 14:08:18

jerseyhoya wrote:Is anyone watching CNN with this girl stuck in a tree in the middle of rushing flood water?

I have it on now. They're streets, huh?? Wow. This urban water rescue stuff really sucks, I'll tell you that much. A hovercraft would be perfect here. Ever couple years someone brings it up in our dept. and gets laughed down, but this is the perfect situation for it.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 14:09:05

Phight On! wrote:Don't worry Beez I have never actually performed (is that the right word?) any weddings, baptisms, funerals, etc... but I really do have the legal authority to do so- I could even start my own ministry.

Please please please start a cult... perhaps centered around going to the zoo with Roy Halladay... or teh Mardi Gras with Jayson Werth...

by **phatj** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 14:21:55

OMG Crashburn believes in the hearafter :shock:

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 14:23:30

or zombies

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 15:59:19

is it ok to feel schadenfreude that bam margera got his head beaten in outside of a bar?

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 16:02:55

by a 59 year old woman, outside his own bar

by **BigEd76** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 17:34:22

There's a topic over on EMB where someone is debating whether or not to F his second cousin. I :h:

the internets

by **Trent Steele** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 19:19:37

BigEd76 wrote:There's a topic over on EMB where someone is debating whether or not to F his second cousin. I the internets

just wrap it up in a double-bag

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