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by **VoxOrion** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 19:21:04

And avoid eye-contact.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 19:49:48

Dude at Bob and Barbara's last night told me "You probably get this a lot, but did anyone tell you you look like Kim Kardashian?" He was not drunk, just...not quite right.

by **Wizlah** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 19:51:34

Barry Jive wrote:Dude at Bob and Barbara's last night told me "You probably get this a lot, but did anyone tell you you look like Kim Kardashian?" He was not drunk, just...not quite right.

He probably just had some fucked up eye thing, and was in fact talking to the unfeasibly hot bird behind you.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 19:59:32

He also asked if we thought the place was areola-friendly and was trying to talk about Jethro Tull.

by **Wizlah** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 20:21:37

Barry Jive wrote:He also asked if we thought the place was areola-friendly and was trying to talk about Jethro Tull.

PROG/HIPPY ALERT. REVERSE. REVERSE. REVERSE.

by **SK790** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 21:07:03

BigEd76 wrote:There's a topic over on EMB where someone is debating whether or not to F his second cousin. I the internets

I don't know how you moderate that place.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 21:09:02

SK790 wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:There's a topic over on EMB where someone is debating whether or not to F his second cousin. I the internets

I don't know how you moderate that place.

THere's no law against it.

by **SK790** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 21:36:05

PS, Note to self, don't talk about Jethro Tull and the BSG tailgate.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 21:38:27

I'll talk about King Crimson for a minute

by **Wizlah** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 21:38:57

SK790 wrote:PS, Note to self, don't talk about Jethro Tull and the BSG tailgate.

Hey, I'm not gonna be there. I'm sure it will be fine, just so long as you don't go telling barry j that he looks like selma or something.

by **Wizlah** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 21:40:01

Barry Jive wrote:I'll talk about King Crimson for a minute

frippery.

by **MrsVox** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:01:04

Seriously, a beep-beep-beep every ten seconds is the WORST on hold sound possible. Not surprising that it's for the financial aid office...

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 15:08:25

Imagined Monologues: I'm Comic Sans, Asshole

It doesn't even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I'm famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I'm in your signs. I'm in your browsers. I'm in your instant messengers. I'm not just a font. I am a force of mother fucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.

via McSweeneys

by **The Dude** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 15:13:23

so i'm very excited since my wife is officially finished with the LSW process after passing her licensing exam today. Drinks and food as soon as she can pull herself away from Law and Order: SVU

by **Grotewold** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 15:27:31

The Dude wrote:so i'm very excited since my wife is officially finished with the LSW process after passing her licensing exam today. Drinks and food as soon as she can pull herself away from Law and Order: SVU

boatdrinks!

by **uncle milt** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 15:31:17

anyone know a good place to get a skyline shaved into my fade?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 15:31:46

bsg gettogether?

by **Rev_Beezer** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 16:15:21

Bacon salt is a wonderful thing.

by **philliesphhan** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 17:01:12

Where would one find online the verdict from a local trial about a year ago?

by **Gomes** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 17:03:53

Depending on the county, you can search the court dockets to obtain information.

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