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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:22:28

Bucky wrote:which browser has the 'never ever put this site in my history' setting

that's the one i want


Search.google==Browser+Porn+Mode
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Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Jun 02, 2010 13:11:08

Bucky wrote:which browser has the 'never ever put this site in my history' setting

that's the one i want


chrome has an 'incognito' window. doesn't save anything to your history while using that window

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Jun 02, 2010 13:25:29

Memorial day weekend is crazy. I probably get invited to as many parties that weekend as I do the rest of the year combined which is kind of sad.

Also, I am the Jesus Christ of beer pong.

well vodka pong for me most of the time.
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Postby Grotewold » Wed Jun 02, 2010 13:28:04

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Also, I am the Jesus Christ of beer pong.


Then you can call me Pilate

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Postby 1 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 13:31:50

i can't tell if that is a good thing or a bad thing. like, are we talking about biblical jesus or historical jesus?
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Postby Grotewold » Wed Jun 02, 2010 13:33:36

1 wrote:i can't tell if that is a good thing or a bad thing. like, are we talking about biblical jesus or historical jesus?


history jesus was good but blew in the cups

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Jun 02, 2010 13:50:53

I am awesome at beer pong. I'm sure Christ would be good at beer pong.
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Postby Slowhand » Wed Jun 02, 2010 14:05:24

Phight On! wrote:So do we know if Slowhand died yet?

Anything short of a Ferris Bueller type effort to save his life would be a travesty. I did my part.

Is anybody friends with him on Facebook or anything? If not I want to be friends with him. I might start a blog. He's a cool dude.


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Didn't mean to worry you guys, but thanks for your concern. That morning was the only time I actually passed out or even felt like passing out, and I think you're right, it was likely because I was dehydrated. Plus I think I had a fever, and taking a hot shower probably made that worse.

Since then I've pretty much been sleeping and drinking Gatorade and that's about it. I was pretty oblivious to anything in the outside world. Mild case of the flu perhaps? I'm not at 100% yet, but I'm on the mend.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Jun 02, 2010 14:18:06

Passing out<>mild case of the flu.

You probably should get life alert.
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Postby PrattRules » Wed Jun 02, 2010 14:49:45

The Nightman Cometh wrote:I am awesome at beer pong. I'm sure Christ would be good at beer pong.


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Postby Woody » Wed Jun 02, 2010 14:54:11

Slowhand wrote:
Phight On! wrote:So do we know if Slowhand died yet?

Anything short of a Ferris Bueller type effort to save his life would be a travesty. I did my part.

Is anybody friends with him on Facebook or anything? If not I want to be friends with him. I might start a blog. He's a cool dude.


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Didn't mean to worry you guys, but thanks for your concern. That morning was the only time I actually passed out or even felt like passing out, and I think you're right, it was likely because I was dehydrated. Plus I think I had a fever, and taking a hot shower probably made that worse.

Since then I've pretty much been sleeping and drinking Gatorade and that's about it. I was pretty oblivious to anything in the outside world. Mild case of the flu perhaps? I'm not at 100% yet, but I'm on the mend.


a similar thing happened to my uncle and weeks later he lost about a gallon of blood FROM HIS ASS
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jun 02, 2010 15:17:07

Phight On! wrote:I found a grey pubey today.

I might as well get it over with and order my HoverRound right now.


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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Jun 02, 2010 15:26:42

PrattRules wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:I am awesome at beer pong. I'm sure Christ would be good at beer pong.


I hope you don't bounce. I can't respect a guy who bounces.

Bouncing is hilarious and if they are not paying attention I do it and drill it. I am awesome.
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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Jun 02, 2010 16:19:46

more like Jesus Jones
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Jun 02, 2010 16:44:43

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37470839/ns ... -americas/

A young Dutchman previously arrested in the 2005 disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway is the prime suspect in a weekend murder of a Peruvian woman, police said Wednesday.

Joran van der Sloot is being sought in the Sunday killing of 21-year-old Stephany Flores in a Lima hotel, Criminal police chief Gen. Cesar Guardia told a news conference. He said the suspect fled the country the next day by land to Chile.


The killing occurred exactly five years after the May 30, 2005, disappearance of Holloway in Aruba, a Dutch Caribbean island.


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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Jun 02, 2010 16:48:58

wrap him in raw meat and put him in a cage with a hungry lion.

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Jun 02, 2010 16:54:08

wait, what does "previously arrested in the 2005 disappearance" mean? was he even charged with anything?

edit: reading is fundamental

Van der Sloot was twice arrested but later released for lack of evidence in the 2005 disappearance of Holloway, who was on a high school graduation trip to the Caribbean island.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Jun 02, 2010 16:57:06

They didn't have enough evidence, if I correctly remember some bullshit MSNBC program I watched a few months ago, and then there was a big backlash on the island because the dead girl's family created a huge circus and was ruining the whole country's rep and all, so it kinda just went away

But as I remember, it was pretty clear that the guy and two of his friends picked the girl up and then lied about where they dropped her off, so they seemed pretty guilty

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Jun 02, 2010 17:28:23

free spicy chicken sandwich at chick fil a ftw

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Postby BigEd76 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 17:33:56

did you have to eat the sandwich in their dining area and bring a photo ID like the rules said?

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