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Postby Phight On! » Tue Jun 01, 2010 04:14:57

Well fellas I DL'd the Kendra video. It was OK but not what I expected. Honestly I would have been pissed if I paid $30 for it. First it's only 27 minutes. Second I heard there was going to be multiple partners but that wasn't the case. Third I also expected it to be super freaky but it was pretty straightforward- nothing special. No wonder she couldn't sell it when she was shopping it around.

The Kim Kardashian video easily blows it out of the water.

The Kendra video is pretty accessible but if you need help finding it PM me.
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Postby philliesr98 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 09:47:53

I just gave the new intern here his laptop for the summer.

He graduated from Duke and goes to MIT and he is like mid 20s. I feel dumb.
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Postby Woody » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:01:42

well, you kind of are
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:08:05

Be Bold!

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:14:56

god damn hipsters

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Postby drsmooth » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:17:06



Speaking of plagues and pestilence, the Mormon Crickets would be a great band name, or a nifty minor league baseball team name
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Postby philliesr98 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:22:51

Woody wrote:well, you kind of are


:q
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jun 01, 2010 14:09:52

Do people still bitch about the cost of car insurance in NJ? Because I think if you adjusted for risk and driving conditions, you'd find Arkansas to be far worse. I'm getting a quote this afternoon so may I'll find I've been spending too much money.
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Postby The Dude » Tue Jun 01, 2010 14:10:30

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Postby Didn't I? » Tue Jun 01, 2010 14:12:15

Whoa.

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Postby The Dude » Tue Jun 01, 2010 14:13:31

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Jun 01, 2010 18:47:38

jerseyhoya wrote:So today is National Chipotle Day on Facebook. Even though there are no discounts involved, I think I'll use it as an excuse. Haven't been in a couple of weeks.


So I went and got tasty food, which was nice. Bonus was they were selling $25 gift cards with the promise of usage of that receipt being redeemable for a free burrito/bowl/tacos/salad before June 12th. So I get to go back and the next time is free. Big day.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jun 01, 2010 19:10:23

I went to a rival insurance agent, and between getting a better rate on my policy and dropping collision and comprehensive it look likes I'm gonna save about 60 bucks a month. Without the change in coverage, I would have saved about $35.

While I was at it, I knocked about $100 off my annual homeowner's premium, which was looking at a an almost 30% bump from last year's premium.
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Postby z ipper » Tue Jun 01, 2010 21:36:05

roommate is having a sunburn-related meltdown of epic proportions. stunning theater.

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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Jun 01, 2010 21:37:44

wait, he got sunburn and is literally melting?

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Postby phatj » Tue Jun 01, 2010 21:47:44

z ipper wrote:roommate is having a sunburn-related meltdown of epic proportions. stunning theater.

Better than the Phils game?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby CFP » Tue Jun 01, 2010 21:52:30

I've come to the conclusion that Google Chrome kinda sucks. Back to Firefox.

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Postby VFB » Tue Jun 01, 2010 22:02:05

i couldve told you that 3 years ago

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Postby CFP » Tue Jun 01, 2010 22:05:37

VFB wrote:i couldve told you that 3 years ago


I don't want to hear it, CFP

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Postby Woody » Tue Jun 01, 2010 22:08:10

hasn't even been out three years, dickbags
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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