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Postby CalvinBall » Mon May 31, 2010 13:04:09

it is really hot outside

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Postby SK790 » Mon May 31, 2010 13:30:46

Gon' get in the 90s.

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Postby phatj » Mon May 31, 2010 13:33:11

CalvinBall wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:As far as naming your child, I think a good strategy is to find a less popular but not unusual name.

It's interesting that my name was once very common, but now seems to have almost disappeared. One day, my name will sound like Horace.

The worst think I think you can do is name your child after a television show character.


see i really like the name chandler for a girl despite the friends thing.

wat
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Postby CalvinBall » Mon May 31, 2010 13:44:46

the 3 girls i have met with the name chandler have all been super hot

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon May 31, 2010 13:48:21

Anyone know how to get blood stains out of a pillowcase?

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Postby Barry Jive » Mon May 31, 2010 14:08:52

CalvinBall wrote:the 3 girls i have met with the name chandler have all been super hot


you want your daughter to be hot?
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby CalvinBall » Mon May 31, 2010 14:17:03

Barry Jive wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:the 3 girls i have met with the name chandler have all been super hot


you want your daughter to be hot?


hot girls have easier lives no?

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Postby MrsVox » Mon May 31, 2010 14:32:39

Phan In Phlorida wrote:Anyone know how to get blood stains out of a pillowcase?


Soak it in a solution of oxyclean and water overnight. Pouring peroxide over it might work too, but oxyclean is better.

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Postby PrattRules » Mon May 31, 2010 15:34:33

Shouldn't have played basketball today.
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Postby kimbatiste » Mon May 31, 2010 15:40:51

MrsVox wrote:
Phan In Phlorida wrote:Anyone know how to get blood stains out of a pillowcase?


Soak it in a solution of oxyclean and water overnight. Pouring peroxide over it might work too, but oxyclean is better.


I think Mrs. Vox just became an accessory after the fact.

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Postby Soren » Mon May 31, 2010 19:22:52

Image
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Postby Slowhand » Mon May 31, 2010 20:10:48

I woke up this morning feeling like crap. My whole body was sore and achy. I took a hot shower and started getting light headed. I have no idea what all happened after I turned off the water, but I woke up on the kitchen floor in just my towel. I kept waking up and passing out on the floor before I could finally muster the strength to eat a banana and apple to get some sugar in me and drink some water. I think I almost died or something. I still feel like crap.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby 1 » Mon May 31, 2010 20:22:32

good luck, bro
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Postby VoxOrion » Mon May 31, 2010 20:28:27

Reasons to call an ambulance.
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Postby Woody » Mon May 31, 2010 20:32:39

Seriously, dude. Go to a hospital. Like, 12 hours ago
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Bakestar » Mon May 31, 2010 20:37:59

what those two said
Foreskin stupid

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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon May 31, 2010 22:41:36

Is NBC's thinking, "If you're watching an unpopular sport like hockey, maybe you'd enjoy an afternoon of a truly unusual sport like rugby?" when they run those rugby promos every commercial break?

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Postby Phight On! » Mon May 31, 2010 23:24:09

Slowhand wrote:I woke up this morning feeling like crap. My whole body was sore and achy. I took a hot shower and started getting light headed. I have no idea what all happened after I turned off the water, but I woke up on the kitchen floor in just my towel. I kept waking up and passing out on the floor before I could finally muster the strength to eat a banana and apple to get some sugar in me and drink some water. I think I almost died or something. I still feel like crap.


People have been known to pay a lot of money to go in and out of consciousness like that.

All kidding aside, if you still feel that bad get yourself to an ER but do not attempt to drive. Nothing positive can come out of attempting to drive yourself when you can simply call an ambulance, friend, family member, or cab. It sounds like you are badly dehydrated to *me* so I would suggest pedialyte>gatorade>water to see if that helps (if you choose not to go to the hospital).

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Postby bleh » Tue Jun 01, 2010 00:40:57

Charles Grodin is 75 :shock:

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Jun 01, 2010 00:43:25

i hope Slowhand is alive

side note: if he died, would we find out?
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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