it's 84 degrees in my bedroom
work faster air conditioning

Barry Jive wrote:i hope Slowhand is alive

side note: if he died, would we find out?

I've thought about this a lot. I think we should all be given emergency contact buddies.

So today is National Chipotle Day on Facebook. Even though there are no discounts involved, I think I'll use it as an excuse. Haven't been in a couple of weeks.

Didn't I? wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:i hope Slowhand is alive

side note: if he died, would we find out?

I've thought about this a lot. I think we should all be given emergency contact buddies.

This is a real concern. A lot of us are Facebook friends, so we'd probably figure out if someone died. Many aren't though.

would you guys come to my funeral????~

No I've gained like 15 pounds since I bought my suit so the pants don't fit anymore.

If you hang on till I get a new suit I'd come.

good deal. i'm sure there will be plenty of whiskey and awesome beer flowing at my wake. you'd fit right in with my family.

down to 80 degrees in my room

Yeah I'd say same here, but my mom would probably make sure my funeral was the most uncomfortable, awful experience ever so people could be depressed like her. I should probably have a talk with my dad to make sure if I accidentally get hit by an old person who shouldn't be driving anymore or something that they don't have a funeral, but a memorial service without a priest involved and play High Hopes and You'll Never Walk Alone and serve booze.

i think i'd cry at Osama's funeral if they played YNWA. thing would bring down the house at a funeral.

i'm pretty sure i want someone to play Do You Realize?? at my funeral. recorded version only unless Wayne Coyne shows up.

Barry Jive wrote:i think i'd cry at Osama's funeral if they played YNWA. thing would bring down the house at a funeral.

i'm pretty sure i want someone to play Do You Realize?? at my funeral. recorded version only unless Wayne Coyne shows up.

Yeah but it wouldn't be the pathetic kind of sad crying hopefully.

My dad's only funeral stuff that he's told us is he wants Amazing Grace played by someone on bagpipes.

I foresee tears.

Hopefully we don't have to do that at a Church. Probably depends which of his siblings are still alive.

Talking about funerals is fitting with how this team is playing recently.

Barry Jive wrote:it's 84 degrees in my bedroom
work faster air conditioning

The entrance to my bedroom is at such an angle that the air flow between it and the front of my apartment is stunted, thus my room constantly feels like a sauna, air conditioning be damned. Too cheap to buy another window unit.

jerseyhoya wrote:My dad's only funeral stuff that he's told us is he wants Amazing Grace played by someone on bagpipes.

I foresee tears.

Hopefully we don't have to do that at a Church. Probably depends which of his siblings are still alive.

Talking about funerals is fitting with how this team is playing recently.

I have told my family and friends that if I die, not to waste their money on funeral stuff. But, if possible and affordable, I would like a small gathering in someone's backyard wherein my deceased body will be hollowed out and stuffed with candied goods, and they will take turns hitting me with a bat like a pinata.

I wonder if that's legal, and if it is, how much that would cost.

i want my body cremated and shot via Roman Candle into the Schuylkill from Kelly Drive while Tchaikovsky's War of 1812 Overture blasts from loudspeakers

that's after the memorial service with the Flaming Lips song, mind you

CrashburnAlley wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:My dad's only funeral stuff that he's told us is he wants Amazing Grace played by someone on bagpipes.

I foresee tears.

Hopefully we don't have to do that at a Church. Probably depends which of his siblings are still alive.

Talking about funerals is fitting with how this team is playing recently.

I have told my family and friends that if I die, not to waste their money on funeral stuff. But, if possible and affordable, I would like a small gathering in someone's backyard wherein my deceased body will be hollowed out and stuffed with candied goods, and they will take turns hitting me with a bat like a pinata.

I wonder if that's legal, and if it is, how much that would cost.

This might not be quite as much fun for people as you might hope. Well, unless you plan to have Bill Conlin invited.

You serious, Clark?

Barry Jive wrote:i want my body cremated and shot via Roman Candle into the Schuylkill from Kelly Drive while Tchaikovsky's War of 1812 Overture blasts from loudspeakers

that's after the memorial service with the Flaming Lips song, mind you

or possibly Highway to Hell.

Barry Jive wrote:would you guys come to my funeral????~

At the very least I'd start a funeral game thread so we could all follow along.

Didn't I? wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:would you guys come to my funeral????~

At the very least I'd start a funeral game thread so we could all follow along.