The Human Centipede's Random Thoughts Threads

by **Woody** » Fri May 28, 2010 12:14:38

Iowa City broads is dtf

by **WheelsFellOff** » Fri May 28, 2010 12:24:31

These shoes are the tits.

by **drsmooth** » Fri May 28, 2010 12:34:34

WheelsFellOff wrote:These shoes are the tits.

on the street they call them dutch treats

by **mickbayne** » Fri May 28, 2010 12:56:55

mickbayne wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:So I go to that Microsoft thing at the Bellevue Hyatt today. 8 hours of zzzzzzzz, it was like 75:1 ratio of nerds to women, and they had to reboot a couple of times while showing off code (shocking), but they also showed Windows Phone (meh compared to iPhone). At the end of the event, my boss is in line paying for the parking, and me and a co-worker are standing off to the side. The little old lady in front of my boss couldn't figure out the machine, so he helps her out. While he's assisting, 5 gorgeous models come walking past. When the last one is out of sight, my boss turns back around and missed the whole thing. He thinks I'm lying about the models...

You were like 10 minutes away from my apartment, Ed. How long are you in town?

Bucky wrote:Bellvue "hotel" not Bellvue "Washington"

Woody wrote:Possibly bellevue hospital

I assumed he was referring to the Bellevue Hyatt, which is located approximately 10 minutes from my apartment in Bellevue, WA. It also happens to be about 10-15 minutes from Microsoft's HQ in Redmond.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri May 28, 2010 13:09:28

1 wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:me and my two friends cobbled together 22 cover songs in a span of three weeks so we can play his barbecue Sunday. i don't think i've been this energized musically...ever. it's pretty great.

downside is that i think our guitar player/singer/talent was pretty down on making any creative progress last year, so i think if anything comes of this we're just gonna be a 3-piece cover band. which is okay. but still.

i can't tell if this is a line from high fidelity or not

we were on the verge of becoming Darroll and the Powes, but for Sunday we will be...Jimmy and the First Timers. i hope we change that name soon.

no Possum Kingdom yet, but i hope that'll be an easy sell because that song is great. also me and the drummer love Spacehog's "In the Meantime" so i think that'll make it in there eventually.

i'm singing Big Me and My Name Is Jonas. rock.

by **BigEd76** » Fri May 28, 2010 13:56:22

mickbayne wrote:I assumed he was referring to the Bellevue Hyatt, which is located approximately 10 minutes from my apartment in Bellevue, WA. It also happens to be about 10-15 minutes from Microsoft's HQ in Redmond.

yea, the Philly one is "Hyatt at the Bellevue". On the first page of this thread I asked about the parking garage next to it (and seke was correct about the two exits...thanks!)

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri May 28, 2010 13:57:15

I've been to both Bellevues

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri May 28, 2010 14:32:06

Any finance guys here able to help me with an international bank transfer?

I'm trying to get a payment from someone in Cyprus and they asked for my "international bank details + IBAN + SWIFT". I went to two different branches of my bank, each told me a different story. One gave me the IBAN, the other said it sounded like a scam and told me to abstain.

I did a Google search on the address and the company appears to be legitimate.

No one knew what a SWIFT code was or where to find it. From what I can tell from Googling, the SWIFT and IBAN are the same.

Any ideas?

by **Woody** » Fri May 28, 2010 14:37:17

I gotta be honest, I'm fascinated to know what someone in Cyprus is buying off of you

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri May 28, 2010 14:38:25

"Misanthropy: My Take on the Human Condition" by Bill Baer

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri May 28, 2010 14:38:32

There's a reason why one arm is bigger than the other.

by **Woody** » Fri May 28, 2010 14:39:08

You probably found this page, but if not: http://www.swift.com/solutions/messagin ... index.page

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri May 28, 2010 14:56:24

Third branch gave me a third story. Awesome. "We don't use IBAN/SWIFT."

Time for seppuku.

by **Woody** » Fri May 28, 2010 14:58:18

Seriously though what are you selling?

Please say a teen girl

by **Bucky** » Fri May 28, 2010 14:58:22

i agree with branch #2 myself

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri May 28, 2010 14:59:17

She's not a teenager. I am selling advertising.

by **pacino** » Fri May 28, 2010 15:14:13

jesus christ, i just realized im going to look like neil cavuto in 20 years

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri May 28, 2010 15:15:10

if you know what neil cavuto looks like off the top of your head, it's already too late

by **pacino** » Fri May 28, 2010 15:17:24

no, i saw a picture of him right now. glasses, dark hair, chubby cheeks when i smile. at least he looks ok for 50something

by **Bucky** » Fri May 28, 2010 15:55:33

Wifey just got a ticket on 476 for having her GPS in the wrong place (just under the mirror). Must be near the end of the month....

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