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Postby uncle milt » Thu May 27, 2010 09:29:48

i was all "hey jeffs2df get me some club box tickets for a flyers game" and he was all "i went to darden, i only like sophisticated sports. hockey= pass". he said PASS! ugh. jerkface.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 27, 2010 09:30:09

Bill, you're in finance, should I bet 300 bucks on the Flyers in the Stanley Cup?

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Postby Woody » Thu May 27, 2010 10:56:02

50 Cent.

zomfg

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Postby CalvinBall » Thu May 27, 2010 11:00:31

is he anorexic?

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu May 27, 2010 11:01:09

CalvinBall wrote:is he anorexic?



click the daggum link
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Postby The Dude » Thu May 27, 2010 11:01:17

:lol:
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Postby jeff2sf » Thu May 27, 2010 11:21:42

uncle milt wrote:i was all "hey jeffs2df get me some club box tickets for a flyers game" and he was all "i went to darden, i only like sophisticated sports. hockey= pass". he said PASS! ugh. jerkface.



you were trying to pay me in crappy ZWR merchandise. How many poorly drawn MS Paint shirts do I need?
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Postby uncle milt » Thu May 27, 2010 11:50:38

WheelsFellOff wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:is he anorexic?



click the daggum link


or have your mom do it

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu May 27, 2010 11:51:00

People being mean to Calvin on his birfday

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Postby drsmooth » Thu May 27, 2010 12:26:29

The Nightman Cometh wrote:I thought everyone knew it too. Wierd.

Let's get back to the point here I'm going to making something like 2 grand a month take home if this breaks right. Wtf am I going to do with 2 thousand dollars a month? m3 time I think. although the $#@! insurance is the problem here.


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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 27, 2010 13:09:34

I hate when you order hot wings but get barbecue wings

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu May 27, 2010 13:17:48

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate when you order hot wings but get barbecue wings


This injustice shall not stand. Who the hell came up with fucking barbecue wings anyway? Send your order back. Get the right order, and demand an apology.

And I'd be looking for a coupon too.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 27, 2010 13:29:11

It really is fucked up and I think it happens fairly often. I guess I'm just too passive to ever say anything about it.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu May 27, 2010 13:33:41

Houshphandzadeh wrote:It really is $#@! up and I think it happens fairly often. I guess I'm just too passive to ever say anything about it.


One day you might just flip out like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

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Postby td11 » Thu May 27, 2010 13:43:00

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate when you order hot wings but get barbecue wings


happened to me once, called the place and they sent 20 hot wings fo' free. just sayin'
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 27, 2010 13:45:31

I don't even mean when you order from a wings place and they screw it up. I mean like when a sit down restaurant has hot wings on their menu as an appetizer but they have goofy bbq sauce or some variation instead of buffalo wing sauce on them.

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Postby Grotewold » Thu May 27, 2010 13:45:41

teh students left

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Postby gpicaro » Thu May 27, 2010 13:53:11

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I don't even mean when you order from a wings place and they screw it up. I mean like when a sit down restaurant has hot wings on their menu as an appetizer but they have goofy bbq sauce or some variation instead of buffalo wing sauce on them.


Happens to me a lot too. Drives me crazy. Don't put "buffalo wings" on your menu if you're going to give me "bbq wings." You don't have buffalo sauce, you have bbq sauce jerkoff
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Postby gpicaro » Thu May 27, 2010 13:56:23

AND, there's no way they don't realize it because the damn sauce they give you is maroon-ish, not orange-ish
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu May 27, 2010 14:06:05

gpicaro wrote:AND, there's no way they don't realize it because the damn sauce they give you is maroon-ish, not orange-ish


Woah woah...slow down. We're not all as technical as you.
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