The Human Centipede's Random Thoughts Threads

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:09:30

What's that pun with samosa in it?

by **The Dude** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:13:50

ankle is torn. :cry:

by **MrsVox** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:19:55

What part of, "You should bring food for you and X to share" is so difficult to understand? It is not a suggestion for you to invite yourself to share the food I am bringing.

by **td11** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:20:18

damn, sorry dude.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:21:18

what kind of recovery time you looking at?

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:25:02

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Bill, you're in finance, should I bet 300 bucks on the Flyers in the Stanley Cup?

yes. absolutely. That is a sound decision. The flyers are the google of 2010!

by **The Dude** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:25:06

at least a month in a walking boot/crutches with no driving allowed. pretty much relegated to the couch with whatever booze my wife provides me to stop annoying her

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:26:32

That sucks (the) dude.

by **Grotewold** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:27:57

I'll go first, your boss forced you onto American Gladiators

by **The Dude** » Thu May 27, 2010 14:37:02

thanks guys

by **Woody** » Thu May 27, 2010 15:21:31

Self-imposed to get attention from Daddy, clearly.

by **The Dude** » Thu May 27, 2010 15:36:41

what was i supposed to do, my little brother just decided to become a mechanic like dad did!

by **21McBride** » Thu May 27, 2010 17:41:58

looks like re-watching LOST is going to happen.

sorry Dude

by **BigEd76** » Thu May 27, 2010 19:04:36

So I go to that Microsoft thing at the Bellevue Hyatt today. 8 hours of zzzzzzzz, it was like 75:1 ratio of nerds to women, and they had to reboot a couple of times while showing off code (shocking), but they also showed Windows Phone (meh compared to iPhone). At the end of the event, my boss is in line paying for the parking, and me and a co-worker are standing off to the side. The little old lady in front of my boss couldn't figure out the machine, so he helps her out. While he's assisting, 5 gorgeous models come walking past. When the last one is out of sight, my boss turns back around and missed the whole thing. He thinks I'm lying about the models...

by **phatj** » Thu May 27, 2010 19:53:12

by **Slowhand** » Thu May 27, 2010 19:59:23

BigEd76 wrote:So I go to that Microsoft thing at the Bellevue Hyatt today. 8 hours of zzzzzzzz, it was like 75:1 ratio of nerds to women

yeah but you know those Microsoft women are dtf right?

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu May 27, 2010 21:40:23

drsmooth wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:I thought everyone knew it too. Wierd.

Let's get back to the point here I'm going to making something like 2 grand a month take home if this breaks right. Wtf am I going to do with 2 thousand dollars a month? m3 time I think. although the $#@! insurance is the problem here.

I can help you with insurance. Tell me what kind you need.

Thanks, I mean I have insurance now but I have a feeling insurance is gonna be the biggest obstacle for me and getting a new car which is months down the road in all likelihood.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu May 27, 2010 21:40:59

Woody wrote:Aren't you glad you didn't go get blown up in the marines or whatever

I guess.

by **td11** » Thu May 27, 2010 21:41:53

mcgraw, wtf is your avatar?

dude drowning in a pool of blood?

by **td11** » Thu May 27, 2010 21:42:15

cool pic, though

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