National Kick a Random Thought Day

Postby The Dude » Sun May 09, 2010 14:09:49

so i effed up my ankle today in the race, and can't do anything for 2 weeks. my boss is going to love it
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Postby Bucky » Sun May 09, 2010 14:24:53

yeah that things like a misplaced mega goiter

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Postby The Dude » Sun May 09, 2010 17:44:58

The doc said it's going to get bigger too. I have no idea how I will sit here for 2 weeks
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Postby Bakestar » Sun May 09, 2010 20:21:16

The Dude wrote:The doc said it's going to get bigger too. I have no idea how I will sit here for 2 weeks


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Postby The Dude » Sun May 09, 2010 20:31:03

and pills and vodka. don't know what i was worried about
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Postby Barry Jive » Sun May 09, 2010 20:32:28

sounds like the best thing ever tbh
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby The Dude » Sun May 09, 2010 20:50:42

Yep, complete 180 on the situation. So I need a cructh to take a piss. I get to sleep in ever day for at least 2 weeks and do whatever i want
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Postby Slowhand » Sun May 09, 2010 21:17:53

Just like your boss!
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby phatj » Mon May 10, 2010 01:06:22

I bought ice cream for my wife for Mother's Day and forgot to tell her about it.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon May 10, 2010 01:24:53

The Dude wrote:The doc said it's going to get bigger too. I have no idea how I will sit here for 2 weeks

Two weeks? Well, technically that is "more than 4 hours", but man...

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Postby PrattRules » Mon May 10, 2010 09:34:59

I helped a fringe friend move some furniture last week. I was pretty bitter about it, only because it was 85 degrees in the house. This week he gave me a pair of Phils tickets so I guess it was OK.
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Postby Bucky » Mon May 10, 2010 10:34:46

did he neglect to mention the sleeper sofa? Forget all about the air hockey table?

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Postby The Dude » Mon May 10, 2010 10:53:27

Damn, my friend (a teacher), just asked me to do Career Day at his school. I could have told my boss stories for 3 hours
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Postby kruker » Mon May 10, 2010 11:40:19

drank pretty much all day yesterday, then to cap off the night, donated blood at a mobile red cross truck. i feel fine (minus the sunburn). might have just stumbled upon a good hangover preventative.
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Postby MrsVox » Mon May 10, 2010 12:00:36

I really want a do-over for the whole month...

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Postby Slowhand » Mon May 10, 2010 12:30:07

MrsVox wrote:I really want a do-over for the past 12 years...
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon May 10, 2010 12:38:17

My brother and I cleared out the attic as our Mother's Day present yesterday. In addition to being sore because that was the most physical activity I've undergone in quite sometime, my head is foggy from inhaling dust for a couple hours straight. And between buying her a card, lunch yesterday and the beer and wine for the family gathering, I ended up spending $70 on Mother's Day without buying a present. So a big loss all around.

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Postby Woody » Mon May 10, 2010 12:39:32

jerseyhoya wrote:My brother and I cleared out the attic as our Mother's Day present yesterday.


you just exploded calvinballs' head
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon May 10, 2010 12:40:04

Sent flowers for mothers day. Sisters, apparently, didn't do shit, so I win!
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon May 10, 2010 12:53:21

Slowhand wrote:
MrsVox wrote:I really want a do-over for the past 12 years...

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