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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu May 06, 2010 09:03:24

Because it was ahead of its time.
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu May 06, 2010 09:04:19

BassGuiFloyd wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:I cant get that preview for "The Human Centipede" out of my head. I hate you guys,


bahah my female friend sent that to me recently. why is that so big now even tho it was released in 2009?


I don't know, but it''s incredibly disturbing.
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Postby Grotewold » Thu May 06, 2010 09:05:25

The Dude wrote:jeff2sf, grotes, etc. have you heard about Kraftwork? I think it opens today in Fishtown. I didn't see the whole menu, but they have a beer can chicken sandwich and 24 taps. Same people that run Side Car in my 'hood


Whoah -- may check that out Friday, thanks. I also heard Stephen Starr is opening an outdoor beer garden thing near JBs, which could be cool. I don't want that area to turn into Old City but the truth is it could use some more foot traffic

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Postby The Dude » Thu May 06, 2010 09:06:53

Def let me know how it is if you go this weekend
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu May 06, 2010 09:31:42

i was going to put this in the dnl thread but it was locked on page 45 for some reason. when talking about tasing the fan who ran on the field, marcus hayes uttered the sentence, "ask steffi graf who got a nine inch back in her knife."

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Postby Phight On! » Thu May 06, 2010 09:41:40

Court was pretty awesome. The room was packed but I was the third to go. The people in line waiting to get checked in were talking about being in there for 4 hours before.

Oh and my lawyer told me that he was there last week and some girl was doing like 110 in a 65 and she showed up without a lawyer- the judge put her in jail for the weekend.

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Postby Bucky » Thu May 06, 2010 10:02:37

i didn't realize calvin and pratt were brothers

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Postby Marion » Thu May 06, 2010 10:38:56

I feel like some of your wives might benefit from this...

https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/
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Postby CalvinBall » Thu May 06, 2010 10:39:53

Bucky wrote:i didn't realize calvin and pratt were brothers


huh?

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu May 06, 2010 10:57:33

Marion wrote:I feel like some of your wives might benefit from this...

https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/


Am I the only one that wears activated charcoal underpants?
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Postby ashton » Thu May 06, 2010 11:56:26

"Veritable Plethora" gets 105,000 hits on Google. The same two words without quotes gets 28,000 hits. How can two words get a quarter as many hits without quotes as they do with quotes?

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Postby 1 » Thu May 06, 2010 12:03:02

you question google? nice knowin' ya.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby ashton » Thu May 06, 2010 12:04:56

I just tried again and got vastly different results. 116,000 without the quotes and 17,000 with.

edit: and now back down to 28,000 without the quotes

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Postby philliesr98 » Thu May 06, 2010 12:57:32

Lawrence Taylor raped a 15 year old girl.

So not cool.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu May 06, 2010 13:21:14

Marion wrote:I feel like some of your wives might benefit from this...

https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/

I can benefit from that... wilst reluctant to comment on some of Mrs PiP's weird culinary consumptions (like that godforsaken fishhead staring back at you thing) and resulting aftermath, there are times I need one of those HAZMAT respirators hoods...

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Postby SK790 » Thu May 06, 2010 14:12:41

Random text:

"DUDE, I'VE BEEN HARD FOR 5 HOURS, WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!"

Imma just going to go ahead and ignore that one...
I like teh waether

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Postby Bakestar » Thu May 06, 2010 14:34:00

SK790 wrote:Random text:

"DUDE, I'VE BEEN HARD FOR 5 HOURS, WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!"

Imma just going to go ahead and ignore that one...


He needs your "help."
Foreskin stupid

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Postby SK790 » Thu May 06, 2010 14:36:42

So, I know him from work, and I just got a call from work saying they need someone to come in because someone called off... :lol:
I like teh waether

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Postby Bucky » Thu May 06, 2010 14:57:15

"called" off :q:

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Postby swishnicholson » Thu May 06, 2010 17:57:02

Q: What do Lawrence Taylor and Ben Roethlisberger have in common?


A: A lot!
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