National Kick a Random Thought Day

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu May 06, 2010 18:55:17

SK790 wrote:Random text:

"DUDE, I'VE BEEN HARD FOR 5 HOURS, WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!"

Imma just going to go ahead and ignore that one...

I'm not

SEE YOUR PHYSICIAN!!!

by **Bakestar** » Thu May 06, 2010 19:26:25

Seriously a good friend would have talked him through that

by **td11** » Thu May 06, 2010 20:30:46

talked him through what? just go to redtube

by **td11** » Thu May 06, 2010 20:31:03

or call the viagra hotline

by **Soren** » Thu May 06, 2010 20:33:23

should go here

by **Bucky** » Thu May 06, 2010 20:45:09

werthless did your house get hit with flying car parts

by **Bucky** » Thu May 06, 2010 20:46:46

ed did my buddies r**** and t** survive

by **swishnicholson** » Thu May 06, 2010 21:09:41

Marion wrote:I feel like some of your wives might benefit from this...

https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/

Makes a great wedding or anniversary gift too

My sense of taste isn't perfect, but I just have this little voice in my head saying, "perhaps not".

by **PrattRules** » Thu May 06, 2010 21:27:58

CalvinBall wrote:
Bucky wrote:i didn't realize calvin and pratt were brothers

huh?

Brothers in the platonic sense?

by **VoxOrion** » Thu May 06, 2010 21:37:21

Brotha from another motha

by **BigEd76** » Thu May 06, 2010 21:39:05

Bucky wrote:ed did my buddies r**** and t** survive

r = yes
t = hasn't worked there in over a year

by **VoxOrion** » Thu May 06, 2010 21:39:41

So I've been extraordinarily busy with school, work (planning and executing an office and data center move + regular work), studying for certification exams, writing, family stuff, AND tackling weight loss. So I've gone totally Steven Covey and started planning everything. It's going well, but somehow Friday has become my Monday. I got everything "done" for the week and then some, and here it is 9:30 on Thursday and I got nothing to do.

by **Slowhand** » Thu May 06, 2010 22:24:46

boo hoo free time.

by **Phight On!** » Thu May 06, 2010 22:32:44

Fuck Amazing Grace and that other common song they play at funerals. I made it quite clear to my wife that if I go, I'm going out with class- Sinatra- My Way.

by **SK790** » Thu May 06, 2010 23:15:17

It was him who called off. We're not that good of friends, I dunno why he texted me that, but I'm going to ask him.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu May 06, 2010 23:17:43

Isn't it obvious? He's been thinking of you all day

by **SK790** » Thu May 06, 2010 23:31:46

I think you could have done better with that...

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu May 06, 2010 23:36:28

Maybe if you stopped fucking smirking at me!

by **phatj** » Thu May 06, 2010 23:36:56

Seriously, "I've been hard for five hours" doesn't sound like a booty call to you?

by **Werthless** » Fri May 07, 2010 09:56:22

Bucky wrote:werthless did your house get hit with flying car parts

No, but one of my friends was on the train. Apparently the conductor went into the car and said "brace yourselves!" seconds before impact.

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