Barry Jive wrote:if it was the last day for everyone, yeah, but he said if you knew it was YOUR last day on earth

comprende

oh. yeah, i'd probs get pretty handsy

i'd more or less expect one of my female friends to do me a couple favors

I thought it was a little strange that NPR was talking about an "ass clown" this morning; figured someone else had tried to set their feet on fire.

"Ash cloud" made a little more sense.

drsmooth wrote:is it difficult to make a good pickle?

That's what she ... uh, nevermind.

td11 wrote:indian pickles are bangin

I'd guess quite often, considering the population...

I can't put this any better way because I'm pretty drunk, but if you were dying the next day, any girl who ever knew you would fuck the living shit out of you.

If you couldn't get laid with that story you have to be the world's saddest man, or 600 pounds. Either way, you're not getting laid.

<-- 27 (i'm excited because my age is starting to catch up with my baldness)

SK790 wrote:I can't put this any better way because I'm pretty drunk, but if you were dying the next day, any girl who ever knew you would $#@! the living $#@! out of you.

If you couldn't get laid with that story you have to be the world's saddest man, or 600 pounds. Either way, you're not getting laid.

the small comforts in life

mickbayne's board name reminds me of this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc[/youtube]

PrattRules wrote:If you knew it was your last day on earth, would you consider groping a girl. I wouldn't rule it out. That's for sure.

If I knew it was my last day, I'd probably sleep late. Then I'd have to call my parents, and I'd have to let my girlfriend know, and I'd probably just get caught up in a whole lot of crap I didn't want to do. I'd have to walk my dog and everything, too. I can't imaging when I'd have a chance to do any groping.

last night (Wednesday) at the Phils game the stadium attendants on either side of us were both PIIHable. i had a moment with the one when Utley destroyed his second bomb. early in the game she had her shirt unbuttoned one button lower than she probably should have. it was quite alright with me. some asshat must have said something to her.

effing insomnia

LAST DAY OF TRAINING! Last day I have to drive to Ft. Washington. Last day I have to sit and listen to someone drone on for 9 hours about handcuffs, criminal law, prisoner transport, or whatever else they talk about. I am so excited.

OMG, these effing allergies are killing me. I'm not the only one, right?

Barry Jive wrote:last night (Wednesday) at the Phils game the stadium attendants on either side of us were both PIIHable. i had a moment with the one when Utley destroyed his second bomb. early in the game she had her shirt unbuttoned one button lower than she probably should have. it was quite alright with me. some asshat must have said something to her.

in to the elderly chicks, are ya?

drsmooth wrote:thanks td11 & sk790.

for some reason it struck me this afternoon that I'd make a fine amateur pickler. And I like pickles.

I'm a hafta look into it.

This book is pretty much considered the bible for this kind of thing. I just checked my copy, and there's about 30 pages on pickles -- what makes good pickles, various recipes, etc.

Trent Steele wrote:OMG, these effing allergies are killing me. I'm not the only one, right?

Worst it's been for me since I was about 10.

my boss's kid is taking PE online this summer.

guys: peeing in a stall- shut & lock door or leave open?

donkey at work the other day was bringing back hooters takeout for lunch. it's hard to be that wrong.

the word really is "favicon"? are nerds trying harder to not touch boobs? seriously.

uncle milt wrote:my boss's kid is taking PE online this summer.

guys: peeing in a stall- shut & lock door or leave open?

donkey at work the other day was bringing back hooters takeout for lunch. it's hard to be that wrong.

the word really is "favicon"? are nerds trying harder to not touch boobs? seriously.

door open. you're a man

what's a favicon?