jerseyhoya wrote:Powerball jackpots are growing faster since they expanded states. Over 200 mil already, and someone hit a 200 mil+ jackpot back in March.
VoxOrion wrote:Okay, so one of the quasi-homeless dudes that hang out on the loading dock at my work is this skinny short dude, maybe in his forties. We refer to him as the "Drummer from Poison". Long scragly blonde hair, bandanna, sunglasses, denim jacket, skinny jeans and cowboy type boots. He walks around with an 80's style walkman that appears to only play static. He's pleasant to talk to, though he's clearly burned out.
Anyway - pulling into work today, I see him crossing the street behind me - and he's wearing white tights and a black mini-skirt
td11 wrote:Bakestar wrote:The pollen is terrible right now. There's a yellow film on everything.
it's plant jizz. think about it.
Bakestar wrote:Eyes are itching like crazy. Am I 32 years old and getting hayfever for the first time?
jerseyhoya wrote:Barry Jive wrote:so i probably need someone to literally beat me until i go back to school. i just cried thinking about doing it. i have no idea what happened. i used to be awesome at school. like, top 1% in grade school and probably top 10% in whatever my private catholic high school (that's not as good as jerz/werthless/harpua's) counts for (but is the same one Trent Steele went to)
so what the $#@! do i do now
Was this a real cry a la a sports columnist's dog dying, or a figurative one?
MrsVox wrote:For those of you over in the parenting thread who said my kids probably didn't have pinkeye, you were probably right, as BabyVox is still crusty and basically looks a mess, only without pink eyes. And this is even with Claritin, so I don't know what we're going to do with him.
jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high
Barry Jive wrote:my usage of the word "bro," however ironically, has accelerated at an alarming rate recently. i fear i've become what i've heretofore espoused to mock