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Postby Bakestar » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:50:20

Eyes are itching like crazy. Am I 32 years old and getting hayfever for the first time?
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Postby Grotewold » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:58:52

yes/maybe

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Postby Werthless » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:04:41

Bakestar wrote:Eyes are itching like crazy. Am I 32 years old and getting hayfever for the first time?

My wife is having allergy-like reactions for the first time ever.

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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:08:50

I may get an occasional post nasal drip but nothing serious, this year has been horrible

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:09:49

The pollen is terrible right now. There's a yellow film on everything.
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Postby MrsVox » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:15:18

For those of you over in the parenting thread who said my kids probably didn't have pinkeye, you were probably right, as BabyVox is still crusty and basically looks a mess, only without pink eyes. And this is even with Claritin, so I don't know what we're going to do with him.

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Postby BassGuiFloyd » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:20:59

jerseyhoya wrote:Powerball jackpots are growing faster since they expanded states. Over 200 mil already, and someone hit a 200 mil+ jackpot back in March.


I spent $5 on the powerball, won back $4. Net loss, but still treated myself to a soda.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:24:10

VoxOrion wrote:Okay, so one of the quasi-homeless dudes that hang out on the loading dock at my work is this skinny short dude, maybe in his forties. We refer to him as the "Drummer from Poison". Long scragly blonde hair, bandanna, sunglasses, denim jacket, skinny jeans and cowboy type boots. He walks around with an 80's style walkman that appears to only play static. He's pleasant to talk to, though he's clearly burned out.

Anyway - pulling into work today, I see him crossing the street behind me - and he's wearing white tights and a black mini-skirt :shock:

It's quite possible that actually is the drummer from Poison.

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Postby td11 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:59:10

Bakestar wrote:The pollen is terrible right now. There's a yellow film on everything.


it's plant jizz. think about it.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Apr 15, 2010 13:07:28

i burnf mah tongue!!!

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Apr 15, 2010 13:14:56

td11 wrote:
Bakestar wrote:The pollen is terrible right now. There's a yellow film on everything.


it's plant jizz. think about it.


That would explain why it's making my eyes itch...
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Postby drsmooth » Thu Apr 15, 2010 13:40:47

Bakestar wrote:Eyes are itching like crazy. Am I 32 years old and getting hayfever for the first time?


I never had allergy symptoms in my life until about 6 years ago.

I'm ah um er older than you.
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Postby Grotewold » Thu Apr 15, 2010 13:46:39

All my allergy medicine from the past week began emanating from my face this morning

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Apr 15, 2010 13:48:48

it's kind of a whiny nonsense complaint, but why does it seem like nationally touring acts sell way more tickets in Philly than the vast majority of places but see fit to treat the city like their redheaded stepchild when they're announcing tour dates? it's always like "Hey, we're doing 8 shows in NYC! And 3 in Boston! And then down to DC for 3! And we won't sell all those tickets! And on our way to Boston we'll stop in for a spell at the Electric Factory and you won't be able to go unless you're willing to throw down 90 bucks on eBay or Stubhub!"

and just the way they reveal tour dates...Philly is always an afterthought. They pretty much lump us in with Pittsburgh, which is a terrible, terrible city for shows unless you're in on the scene and know how to get to some cool dude's basement.

I hate it. Our legacy as a music town is that we don't make rock stars; we build them. If you can't make it big in Philly, you will not make it. And if you come through Philly once you make it, you will leave a rich man every time. But please, talk shit on us in the surrounding cities because everyone thinks we're your doormat.
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Apr 15, 2010 13:51:02

jerseyhoya wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:so i probably need someone to literally beat me until i go back to school. i just cried thinking about doing it. i have no idea what happened. i used to be awesome at school. like, top 1% in grade school and probably top 10% in whatever my private catholic high school (that's not as good as jerz/werthless/harpua's) counts for (but is the same one Trent Steele went to)

so what the $#@! do i do now


Was this a real cry a la a sports columnist's dog dying, or a figurative one?


it wasn't like i was sobbing or anything but i was pretty upset just even confronting it in my head. like i was gonna have a panic attack. i did visit the CCP web site for the first time ever though. i was also several Jacks and Coke deep.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Apr 15, 2010 13:58:17

MrsVox wrote:For those of you over in the parenting thread who said my kids probably didn't have pinkeye, you were probably right, as BabyVox is still crusty and basically looks a mess, only without pink eyes. And this is even with Claritin, so I don't know what we're going to do with him.


Have you tried Clear Eyes allergy eye drops? Dunno exactly what they're called, but I get pink eye type thing from allergies sometimes, and the eye drops usually helped me.

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Apr 15, 2010 14:02:11

my usage of the word "bro," however ironically, has accelerated at an alarming rate recently. i fear i've become what i've heretofore espoused to mock
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Apr 15, 2010 14:03:48

"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."

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Postby The Savior » Thu Apr 15, 2010 14:04:23

i check this thread every morning to see if phight on is still alive
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Postby philliesr98 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 14:05:32

Barry Jive wrote:my usage of the word "bro," however ironically, has accelerated at an alarming rate recently. i fear i've become what i've heretofore espoused to mock


my one friend all of a sudden one day started say bro before and after everything he said... at first I was like is this a joke. And then eventually I was like DUDE, you gotta stop with the bro sh!t you sound like you belong on the hills...

That being said, I use the word "dude" way too much, but i find it a lot less annoying than saying bro every 10 words.
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