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by **SK790** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 22:04:26

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Xh7VB-u-U[/youtube]

by **drsmooth** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 22:30:39

is it difficult to make a good pickle?

by **SK790** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 22:55:25

My parents make quick pickles that are much better than anything you buy in the store and it's really not that difficult.

by **td11** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 22:59:19

indian pickles are bangin

by **PrattRules** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 22:59:51

I need to get myself a government job. I really want to spend the next 30 years working hard for about 6 hours a day and browsing the internet for the other 2. Seems like a pretty good balance. The job I have now involved me spending my entire day organizing the file cabinet. Here's hoping for the DCAA.

by **drsmooth** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 23:08:07

thanks td11 & sk790.

for some reason it struck me this afternoon that I'd make a fine amateur pickler. And I like pickles.

I'm a hafta look into it.

by **PrattRules** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 23:13:24

If you knew it was your last day on earth, would you consider groping a girl. I wouldn't rule it out. That's for sure.

by **td11** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 23:14:06

i think the girls'd be pretty horny, too

by **SK790** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 23:14:09

Recipes are pretty easy to find online. You have to tweak them to your tastes, obviously. I like my pickles less sweet and more spicy, so if I'm making them, I add more peppercorns and less sugar

by **drsmooth** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 23:19:41

Paul Marcarelli, the horn-rimmed pitchman for Verizon Wireless who asks, “Can you hear me now?”, has just sold a two-bedroom apartment in Greenwich Village for $1.255 million.

I also have to look into getting cast in dumb roles in frequently run commercials

by **td11** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 23:33:47

just googled "do birds have penises"

(they don't)

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 23:36:08

i wish i just knew how that worked without having to look it up and read all about it

i have little knowledge of the reproductive habits of non-mammals

by **Bakestar** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 23:46:04

td11 wrote:just googled "do birds have penises"

(they don't)

So did "Suck a falcon's dick" just come off your Bucket List?

by **Phight On!** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 00:02:27

PrattRules wrote:If you knew it was your last day on earth, would you consider groping a girl. I wouldn't rule it out. That's for sure.

Seriously? Only consider groping?

I consider that on almost a daily basis (I live near a Target).

Frankly I'd beast-fuck a bitch if it was my last day on earth.

by **Bucky** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 00:03:20

PrattRules wrote:If you knew it was your last day on earth, would you consider groping a girl. I wouldn't rule it out. That's for sure.

No way. That's absurd. Evil.

No "a" allowed.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 00:06:43

all i know is if i'm about to die and i can't get laid, the spank bank just ain't gonna cut it

by **td11** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 00:07:31

you guys, literally every girl would be DTF that day

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 00:08:57

if it was the last day for everyone, yeah, but he said if you knew it was YOUR last day on earth

comprende

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 00:14:13

the whole "everyone is #42" thing is kind of surreal, like in Being John Malkovich when John Malkovich goes through the portal and everyone looks like John Malkovich and all they say is "Malkovich"

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 00:14:37

Tonight I keep reading "therapist" as "the rapist" and its really hard to keep your train of thought after that.

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