Door open if for no other reason to thwart that 10% but nagging "Is he masturbating?" notion

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what's a favicon?

favicon.ico

really?

Being on hold is always a nuisance, but sometimes the sound quality of on hold music makes the experience unnecessarily bad. This was especially the case being on hold yesterday with Office Depot, where their "Taking Care of Business" sample was just that--not the whole song, just the loop, far too loud and distorted.

A contact tore in my eye this morning. I got it out, though it wasn't easy. I'm not sure whether there still isn't a little piece of it still in my eye. I don't see one when I look, but my eye still seems a little irritated.

uncle milt wrote:guys: peeing in a stall- shut & lock door or leave open?

I NEED to have the door open

Barry Jive wrote:mickbayne's board name reminds me of this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc[/youtube]

It's supposed to remind you of a Simpsons character... but this works too.

anyone got european cruise recommendations? or any cruise lines they prefer? went on a disney cruise a few years back and had a blast, which was surprising.

harrisburg, here i come

Barry Jive wrote:last night (Wednesday) at the Phils game the stadium attendants on either side of us were both PIIHable. i had a moment with the one when Utley destroyed his second bomb. early in the game she had her shirt unbuttoned one button lower than she probably should have. it was quite alright with me. some asshat must have said something to her.

should have told them it was your last day on earth

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

uncle milt wrote:guys: peeing in a stall- shut & lock door or leave open?

I NEED to have the door open

You know some schmuck will push it open while you are standing there. Lock the thing.

Close it, lock it, and try to arc the stream over the divider too the delight of your next-stall neighbor. Ensure it is a strong lock though.

mickbayne wrote:<-- 27 (i'm excited because my age is starting to catch up with my baldness)

Happy B-Day dude. Go out and have a blast tonight. Make sure your friends pay for everything.

I got married when I was 27.

Edit: Nevermind I was 26 when I got married.

TenuredVulture wrote:A contact tore in my eye this morning. I got it out, though it wasn't easy. I'm not sure whether there still isn't a little piece of it still in my eye. I don't see one when I look, but my eye still seems a little irritated.

You probably scratched your cornea which will bother you for a couple days. It will feel like something is in there but there's not. If it bothers you that bad your doc can write you a rx for some eye drops which will speed up the process a little bit.

I sleep in my contacts WAY too much and a few years ago the way I was sleeping on my side, I guess my eye was sort of slanted and open a little bit causing the contact to dry out and when I woke up it was killing me. I took it out asap but it still felt like there was a grain of sand in there and when the light hit it, it felt like a million tiny needles were stabbing it and it wouldn't stop running. I went to the eye doc and they said I had a corneal ulcer which is basically a small cut like on the top of my eyeball. They gave me this sort of eye patch thing for the light sensitivity, some eye drops, and just told me to keep a warm compress on it as much as I could. No lie, it took close to 2 weeks until it was finally better but whenever I go to get my eyes checked they say they can still see the scar.

Interestingly enough though, after ~20 years of having the same vision- -5.00 in my left eye and -4.00 in my right one- my eyesight somehow improved by .50 in my left and .25 in my right this past year.

I'm really excited to get drunk and watch hockey and Roy tonight

phatj wrote:

Trent Steele wrote:OMG, these effing allergies are killing me. I'm not the only one, right?

Worst it's been for me since I was about 10.

Its killing me. I never even needed allergy medicine before this year.

im back. anyone miss me?

lethal wrote:

phatj wrote:

Trent Steele wrote:OMG, these effing allergies are killing me. I'm not the only one, right?

Worst it's been for me since I was about 10.

Its killing me. I never even needed allergy medicine before this year.

When I was a kid I used to take this stuff called A.R.M. (Allergy Relief Medicine) that seemed to help except it doesn't exist anymore and I have no idea what was in it.

I used to wake up with my eyes glued shut with gunk and have to wander blind to the bathroom to splash warm water in my face until it softened enough to open my eyes. Now I don't have that problem but I go to work every day with my eyes looking like I just came off a bender and recently I have either a bad respiratory allergy problem or a cold, who knows.

BigEd76 wrote:im back. anyone miss me?

Yes TV did a really crappy job starting the series thread. I'd have done it better, but I forgot.

At some point today I lost an envelope with $1025 in it. No I did not spend it.

I think I may have hidden it but I can't remember where. Then again my wife might know where it is. She's has like a tracking beacon for everything I misplace.