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Postby 1 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:27:17

seriously, who did that?
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Postby Barry Jive » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:27:52

what are you talking about
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby 1 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:31:31

someone left the cake out in the rain
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Postby Barry Jive » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:37:15

i may be hanging out with my ex tonight for the first time in almost two years. it's pretty weird as our breakup was pretty non-confrontational. she dumped me and i took it pretty well. and we hung out a handful of times after that. but then she moved to Connecticut and i never saw her again.
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Postby 1 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:39:30

i also have an ex than moved to connecticut. she didn't go to quinnipiac, did she?
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Postby Barry Jive » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:45:22

no, we both went to Penn State and she moved there for the job she got. she got a new job so she's back.
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Postby 1 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:46:15

phew
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Postby SK790 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:47:23

Hey Barry, I was tailgating in lot K also, I vaguely remember you saying you and your tailgate were there. If you saw 2 doods and 2 chicks around a small ass grill drinking Shocktop, chance are you saw me.

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Postby Barry Jive » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:48:16

yeah, it would be quite weird if we shared an ex. it would take more than a couple coincidences.
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Postby Barry Jive » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:50:26

didn't see anyone drinking Shocktop, unfortunately. if you heard someone inconsiderately overpowering the music game from their car, that was my friend. we were right next to the median walkway between the port-a-pottys and the Linc.
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Postby SK790 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 19:55:53

I'm fairly certain we were right next to each other, or at least close. As you go in, we were on the left, right in front of a port-a-potty. I heard the music, but didn't look or care to see who it was.

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Postby phatj » Sat Apr 03, 2010 20:46:32

Today I happened across the story of the torture of Balthazar Gérard (for assassinating William the Silent):

In the first night of his imprisonment Balthasar Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off Gérard's bruised skin with his sharp tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left the night with his hands and feet bound together, as a ball, so he couldn't sleep. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on the pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 pounds (136 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour.

After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, raw dog's leather; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture.


Then he was executed in accordance with his sentence:

The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disemboweled alive, that his heart should be torn from his bosom and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be taken off.


Holy shit.

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Postby WilliamC » Sat Apr 03, 2010 22:19:54

I seen 1's thing about leaving a sip of beer at the bottom. I get made fun of for that and I don't care. If I am drinking casually(not like superhuman fast) I always leave the shit sip.

When I am out or just in fast paced drinking I drink it all.
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Postby 1 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 22:27:55

i think it comes from working a couple years in a movie theater. i can't stand when people didn't finish their drinks and my Butler would get fucking Hi-C all up in it
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Postby swishnicholson » Sat Apr 03, 2010 23:01:21

phatj wrote:Today I happened across the story of the torture of Balthazar Gérard (for assassinating William the Silent):

In the first night of his imprisonment Balthasar Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off Gérard's bruised skin with his sharp tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left the night with his hands and feet bound together, as a ball, so he couldn't sleep. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on the pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 pounds (136 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour.

After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, raw dog's leather; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture.


Then he was executed in accordance with his sentence:

The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disemboweled alive, that his heart should be torn from his bosom and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be taken off.


Holy $#@!.


Man, I can't stand being mocked.
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Postby CalvinBall » Sun Apr 04, 2010 00:43:31

1 wrote:i think it comes from working a couple years in a movie theater. i can't stand when people didn't finish their drinks and my Butler would get $#@! Hi-C all up in it


i worked at a movie theater for my first job. <3

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Apr 04, 2010 03:52:19

Georgetown beat both teams in the 2010 NCAA Tournament National Championship game. Not only that, after losing to the Hoyas, both Butler and Duke collectively amassed a 44-2 record.

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Postby Slowhand » Sun Apr 04, 2010 08:01:25

phatj wrote:Today I happened across the story of the torture of Balthazar Gérard (for assassinating William the Silent):

In the first night of his imprisonment Balthasar Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off Gérard's bruised skin with his sharp tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left the night with his hands and feet bound together, as a ball, so he couldn't sleep. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on the pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 pounds (136 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour.

After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, raw dog's leather; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture.


Then he was executed in accordance with his sentence:

The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disemboweled alive, that his heart should be torn from his bosom and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be taken off.


Holy $#@!.


So what happened to the insubordinate goat?
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Postby EndlessSummer » Sun Apr 04, 2010 09:26:18

phatj wrote:Today I happened across the story of the torture of Balthazar Gérard (for assassinating William the Silent):

In the first night of his imprisonment Balthasar Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off Gérard's bruised skin with his sharp tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left the night with his hands and feet bound together, as a ball, so he couldn't sleep. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on the pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 pounds (136 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour.

After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, raw dog's leather; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture.


Then he was executed in accordance with his sentence:

The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disemboweled alive, that his heart should be torn from his bosom and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be taken off.


Holy $#@!.

Perfect set up for the next Southwest Airlines "Wanna get away?" commercial.

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Postby Woody » Sun Apr 04, 2010 09:49:07

Perfect metaphor for what the Nationals are about to face
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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