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by **TheAAGuy** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 17:16:25

pacino wrote:anybody know of a good, cheap bluray player???

I have a Panasonic DMP-BD60 I got last spring or so for around $189. It has pretty good reviews. I saw an add recently for it for $109.

by **WilliamC** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 17:36:20

I didn't get a chocolate bunny and I am highly pissed off.

Now I am going to get drunk and belligerent on Easter!

by **pacino** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 18:32:20

I think it’s about time to go back to using our brains instead of calculators. I went to a store recently and made a purchase that totaled $1.64. I gave the cashier $2. The register read that I was to receive 36 cents in change. I told the young girl I had a penny. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a calculator. I couldn’t believe this. I told her to give me 35 cents back. She said, “I can’t figure that out in my head.” Is this so awfully hard? What are our children learning today, if anything?

Mabel Weinhold
Reading

by **VoxOrion** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 19:16:45

They're learning to be risk averse.

But I'm sure they have high self-esteem.

by **Shore** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 19:26:49

pacino wrote:
I think it’s about time to go back to using our brains instead of calculators. I went to a store recently and made a purchase that totaled $1.64. I gave the cashier $2. The register read that I was to receive 36 cents in change. I told the young girl I had a penny. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a calculator. I couldn’t believe this. I told her to give me 35 cents back. She said, “I can’t figure that out in my head.” Is this so awfully hard? What are our children learning today, if anything?

Mabel Weinhold
Reading

That's effing great. It's like people who misspell stupid, idiot, or moron.

by **phatj** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 20:27:47

by **Bucky** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 22:33:50

So is that Captian Morgan commercial featuring "Captain Clutch" subvertly trying to tell us that "Captain Clutch" does, in fact, play for both teams??

by **Bucky** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 22:36:47

We invite you to join us for a very special cartoon featuring a monkey struggling to find his sexual identity. Please stay tuned for "Bi-Curious George".

(Just a leftover gag from trying to figure out how to frame the previous joke is all)

by **CalvinBall** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 22:46:37

constable training tomorrow. i am 2 weeks away from begin able to arrest you all.

by **VFB** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 23:33:36

who rents a stretched hummer on Easter?

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 23:59:58

VFB wrote:who rents a stretched hummer on Easter?

The Easter Pimp?

by **phatj** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 00:07:43

Hugh Hefner and the Easter Bunnies

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 01:24:52

I would go to Maryland next year if I was guaranteed Greg was coming back so I could get season tickets

by **MrsVox** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 09:17:37

The best part of cooking family dinners if the leftovers. I made a real NY cheesecake for the first time yesterday, and it's making a mighty fine second breakfast.

by 1 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:32:53

What a fantastic day to be at the ballpark. Can I get a whatwhat from all you suckers stuck at work?

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:34:10

what's a what what?

You can have one I suppose.

by **BigEd76** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:14:43

No whatwhats, but I have a dikfor.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:24:10

what the hell is a dikfor?

ahhh shit.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:26:06

guys im at constable training. i am going to miss the game. we finished the first session early so we have a 1 1/2 hour lunch break. i still have 9 more days of this nonsense.

by **pacino** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 17:41:21

arent you basically just delivering summonses and subpoenas?

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