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Postby drsmooth » Mon Apr 12, 2010 13:27:39

Talk-show big-shot Conan O'Brian to do a show on....TB fucking S?

"very funny" indeed. I'll confuse O'Brian with George Lopez more than ever now.

EDIT: O'Brian's sense of the absurd is choice:

In a release accompanying the announcement Mr. O’Brien said: “In three months I’ve gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters, and now I’m headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly.”
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Postby BigEd76 » Mon Apr 12, 2010 14:24:27

Over 24 hours in San Jose/Silicon Valley and I've seen the sun for about 2 of them... :|

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Postby drsmooth » Mon Apr 12, 2010 17:01:58

BigEd76 wrote:Over 24 hours in San Jose/Silicon Valley and I've seen the sun for about 2 of them... :|


it rained in san diego today, if it's any consolation
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Apr 12, 2010 17:55:23

It's day is done, but I miss the word association thread.
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Postby Slowhand » Mon Apr 12, 2010 18:15:21

to tell you the truth, that was quite literally the worst thread in this forum's history
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 12, 2010 18:24:55

karn wrote:Santana slid a note across the table that read:

$100,000,000,000

this is according to wes helms who is in nyc buying drugs


:lol:
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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Apr 12, 2010 19:37:58

i just went to the batting cages and i feel ALIVE
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Postby pacino » Mon Apr 12, 2010 19:58:06

30mph?
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Apr 12, 2010 20:04:49

more like 35

it probably did help that whatever the speed i was hitting on (probably like 60, really, to get back into the groove) was like a billion times faster than all the people around me. and that the guys who were using the machine before me looked like they'd never hit a ball farther than 30 feet in their lives
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Apr 12, 2010 21:06:40

philliesr98 wrote:I can't believe we have a WHOLE BOARD dedicated to some All-Time Fantasy draft that no one gives two craps about anymore....

That was wishful thinking at it's finest when you guys were actually doing it...


we did a complete draft and simulated a whole season

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Postby momadance » Mon Apr 12, 2010 21:15:37

I'm on the phone with my parents. Trying to tell them how to use the DVD player. It's not going to well. This whole selecting input sources on the TV is a real challenge for them. They're not even 60 yet.

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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Apr 12, 2010 22:03:24

heather mitts plays on the the philedelphia independence womens soccer team. they play at west chester u's stadium which is like a mile from my house. what are the chances i can marry her and have awesome sports kids?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Apr 12, 2010 22:09:59

CalvinBall wrote:heather mitts plays on the the philedelphia independence womens soccer team. they play at west chester u's stadium which is like a mile from my house. what are the chances i can marry her and have awesome sports kids?


Pretty good I'd say.
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Postby philliesphhan » Mon Apr 12, 2010 22:53:48

ReadingPhilly wrote:
philliesr98 wrote:I can't believe we have a WHOLE BOARD dedicated to some All-Time Fantasy draft that no one gives two craps about anymore....

That was wishful thinking at it's finest when you guys were actually doing it...


we did a complete draft and simulated a whole season


Indeed, that was fun. Too bad we didn't do one this past offseason.
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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Apr 13, 2010 06:35:50

My travel mug smells/tastes like soap.
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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Apr 13, 2010 06:39:35

i read that as poop for about 30 seconds. i cant read in the morning.

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Apr 13, 2010 07:04:57

and you wanna be a schoolteacher
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Postby Woody » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:04:58

and a constable/roving shovel crew supervisor
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Grotewold » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:59:44

Thinking about driving to the Reading game after work tomorrow. Is it possible to get there in about an hour and a half if I leave Plymouth Meeting by 4? I've heard traffic can be real bad on 422.

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Postby 1 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:01:10

Grotewold wrote:Thinking about driving to the Reading game after work tomorrow. Is it possible to get there in about an hour and a half if I leave Plymouth Meeting by 4? I've heard traffic can be real bad on 422.


possible, but it's gonna be dicey around oaks. side roads, ftw!
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