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by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 13:09:34

Barry Jive wrote:I just met a girl from the Vice Mobile Unit. I wonder if she works undercover. Either way, need to start hanging around the VMU more often.

"Vice Mobile Unit" sounds like a Nevada "party" bus :idea:

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 13:24:01

Phight On! wrote:I just got this text from my wife, "I want a baby."

MOVING TO DEFCON FIVE.

Looks like I will be making belly button babies on my own until I can check her birth control pills in case she tries some sly ish.

There's wanting a baby and then there's wanting a baby. I say ignore it. Make her bring it up. It's possible this is a passing fancy.

But otherwise, what Woody said.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 14:20:48

Maybe she meant a specific baby, like Suri Cruise or the talking one from the commercials

by **Woody** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 14:26:38

there are a lot of really hot women at my company, but there are a handful that are so big that they look like they'd probably just shrug off a full speed Dawkins-like form tackle

by **phatj** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 14:37:51

Woody wrote:there are a lot of really hot women at my company, but there are a handful that are so big that they look like they'd probably just shrug off a full speed Dawkins-like form tackle

Are you saying the big women are really hot?

by **Woody** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 14:40:32

No. I need an editor.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 16:22:59

i have gotten sick 2 times in the past month and a half. does that mean my immune system is failing? is there anyway to make it stronger i.e. taking it to an immune system gym?

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 16:23:05

I understood you, Woddy

and my office is the same way, but reversed

by **Slowhand** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 16:25:08

CalvinBall wrote:i have gotten sick 2 times in the past month and a half. does that mean my immune system is failing? is there anyway to make it stronger i.e. taking it to an immune system gym?

T'ai chi, QiGong.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 16:25:46

what is razer ray, the new birdland tshirt?

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 16:31:49

Without looking, Emery probably

by **Woody** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 16:32:14

Emery

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 17:19:45

I need to buy some anti-freeze.

by **Woody** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 17:20:32

dont' ever go to grad school kids

by 1 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 17:22:27

correction: go to grad school if it's paid for and it gets you more cash, kids

by **lethal** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 17:23:46

Woody wrote:dont' ever go to grad school kids

Edit: Don't ever go to grad school part time while working full time.

Personal thought - I have 0 desire to do any work today.

by **lethal** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 18:00:19

Paging jeff.

What's the proper tip for a haircut that costs 35 bucks. A separate person shampooed my hair and gave me a head and shoulder massage. I tip them separately, how much should I tip each?

by **Slowhand** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 18:03:31

A massage, really? The Haircuttery better step up their game or I'm the hell outta there.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 18:05:05

start your wagering high, slowhand. demand a happy ending, then compromise from there.

by **Bakestar** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 18:15:07

lethal wrote:Paging jeff.

What's the proper tip for a haircut that costs 35 bucks. A separate person shampooed my hair and gave me a head and shoulder massage. I tip them separately, how much should I tip each?

Man that's a shitty price point. No one's going to tip just $5 combined to the washer and cutter, and I'll be damned if I'm tipping $15 on a $35 steez.

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