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by **Werthless** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:09:57

I need some juiciness on a fastfood burger or chicken sandwich, whether it be ketchup, mayo, or a secret sauce. We're not talking 5 guys burgers here, we're talking about dry overcooked meat. Plain is lame.

by **Werthless** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:12:35

CrashburnAlley wrote:Mayo sucks. I refuse to befriend any mayo apologetic.

I'm worse than you with food -- I get everything plain. Burger at Wendy's? Meat + cheese + roll. Cheesesteak at Pat's? Meat + cheese + roll.

*Ethiopian reading this post cries a single tear*

Dude: Hi, I'm Jim. Pleased to meet you.

Crashburn: Hi, I'm crashburn alley from BSG. Before this gets any more serious, do you use mayo on burgers or chicken sandwiches?

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:14:44

That's how it goes down, every time. Actually, I get the mayo information prior to the name.

by **BigEd76** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:57:42

oh @(#&...big shadowy deer 10 ft in front of me on the way home

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 21:00:50

Wendi Nix > Erin Andrews

by **ReadingPhilly** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 21:30:05

lethal wrote:
Woody wrote:dont' ever go to grad school kids

Edit: Don't ever go to grad school part time while working full time.

Personal thought - I have 0 desire to do any work today.

starting january 14th this is me.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 21:34:57

I feel like a total dumbass for paying for it. If I could go back in time, I would absolutely not do it again unless I could do it for free.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 21:37:25

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 21:38:17

Good catch.

by **td11** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 22:01:45

i shudder to think how much joy PiP is gonna get out of that.

but yeah, i'm 100% not going to grad school unless they pay for it.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 22:21:10

td11 wrote:instead they decided to hire a bunch of dumbasses to yell "WINDOWS 7 WAS MY IDEA!!!"

as i was reading this the girl on the tv said this. that is twilight zone stuff right thur.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 22:51:29

kelly osbourne actually looks like an attractive human being on dancing with the stars.

by **EndlessSummer** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:12:08

I'm posting this from free wi-fi on the Bolt Bus, which cost $10 to go from NYC to Philly. I'm then going to hop a cab from 30th Street to my house, which is roughly 88 fewer miles but will only be about $2 less. And instead of free wireless, the cab's added bonus will be that it smells like a trout's butthole.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:13:59

I need to start taking that instead of the Chinatown bus.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:15:56

i thought they shut that bus down bc of the drug trafficking that goes on and general safety concerns.

by **td11** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:16:42

why do you think housh rides it

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:16:47

I really need to start taking that bus.

edit: beat to my own joke

by **EndlessSummer** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:27:36

I've never taken the Chinatown bus but from everything I've heard this slays it. Aside from Amtrak's drink car, this is on par with taking the train, and a 5th of the cost.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:44:10

i was just going to start a topic about chapstick but then realized i didnt have much to say.

by **Woody** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 00:23:37

just saw a shadow person out of the corner of my eye. call ghost hunters.

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