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by **td11** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 18:31:29

flavored lube maybe?

by **CalvinBall** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 19:05:54

maybe he was just buying advil bc he had a headache from the clubs.

or bleach to wash up blood stains from a murder scene.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 20:46:58

People at work always ask me why l don't have a girlfriend, as though I could just go get one at my own convenience

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 20:50:08

garlic knots

by **Bakestar** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 21:09:46

Houshphandzadeh wrote::h: garlic knots

Lazaro's!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 21:11:54

Lazaro's does make them well, but I think their pizza is absolute trash. So sweet. 13th St. Pizza seems to have copied their recipe and makes them just as well.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 21:39:51

Figure I'd pass along a great website, since there are a few students (and teachers) here.

http://smarthinking.com/

I'm trying to wrap my head around the Fibonacci Sequence and the Golden Ratio, and the man or woman who got stuck with helping my idiot ass was very patient and thorough. I think I'm just going to forward them all of my work from now on. It was amazing how easily they dumbed it down so I could understand it.

by **pacino** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 21:42:59

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Lazaro's does make them well, but I think their pizza is absolute trash. So sweet. 13th St. Pizza seems to have copied their recipe and makes them just as well.

i love lazaro's pizza, i love the sweetness

by **Bucky** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 22:44:58

Barry Jive wrote:People at work always ask me why l don't have a girlfriend, as though I could just go get one at my own convenience

'cause it's more polite then flat-out asking "are you gay?"

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 02:54:39

Barry Jive wrote:People at work always ask me why l don't have a girlfriend, as though I could just go get one at my own convenience

Wadaya mean ya can't? 8-)

by **Woody** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 08:53:08

Barry Jive wrote:People at work always ask me why l don't have a girlfriend, as though I could just go get one at my own convenience

You should just point to that one chick and say, "Ask her about the buttsecks"

by **Woody** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 09:19:26

clementine season! om nom nom nom

by **Phight On!** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:00:59

I just got this text from my wife, "I want a baby."

MOVING TO DEFCON FIVE.

Looks like I will be making belly button babies on my own until I can check her birth control pills in case she tries some sly ish.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:12:33

But you'd make a great dad!

?

by **Woody** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:15:57

Phight, just so you know, this is a fight you can't win. There are two paths here: baby making or eternal bitterness. Choose wisely. And Godspeed.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:41:42

The fantasy football thread is allowed to go beyond 50 pages more often than the average rolling thread. Do none of our moderators play fantasy football?

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:43:19

i rarely get zits but i woke up with one right below my left nostril and by golly if it doesnt hurt like the dickens.

by **phatj** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:42:41

jerseyhoya wrote:The fantasy football thread is allowed to go beyond 50 pages more often than the average rolling thread. Do none of our moderators play fantasy football?

Dunno about the rest, but I don't.

by **WilliamC** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:48:59

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:51:42

I just met a girl from the Vice Mobile Unit. I wonder if she works undercover. Either way, need to start hanging around the VMU more often.

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