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by **PrattRules** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 19:42:55

SK790 wrote:My neck hurts. I hate when it happens.

Cunnalingus?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 19:44:32

Woody is so meean

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 21:04:32

PrattRules wrote:
SK790 wrote:My neck hurts. I hate when it happens.

Cunnalingus?

Car accident

by **Bucky** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 22:04:34

CrashburnAlley wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
SK790 wrote:My neck hurts. I hate when it happens.

Cunnalingus?

Car accident

should have pulled over first

by **pacino** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 04:16:05

ever feel like you missed out on a potential thing? was at wawa a half hour ago and struck upa good conversation with the only other semi-sober person there and there was definitely something going on but I got preoccupied for a sec and she was gone before i could ask for the digits. damn

by **Bucky** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 09:01:22

did you learn nothing from randy wolf

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:19:23

I might have some very good news for everyone.

by **Slowhand** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:24:08

TenuredVulture wrote:I might have some very good news for everyone.

Try me, professor.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:27:20

Slowhand wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I might have some very good news for everyone.

Try me, professor.

If it's true, everyone will know soon enough.

by **VoxOrion** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:32:50

Here you stand before the turning table, you are the zillionth person singular, playing the role of I.

“I’m live, let it be known”, you say to yourself, “I love you”

And a million second persons singular hear you speak and perhaps tomorrow, perhaps a zillion years from now, your voice is made of darkness

You do love I, but in so doing you break all the proper rules of English
And the you who loves you alone is wondering whether you are saying “you” singular or “you” plural.

And you think, “Do you really love you?”, and I laugh at the way your mind works

by **EndlessSummer** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 13:26:17

I dealt with the Jason Voorhees of mice last night.

(warning: animal cruelty ahead)

I live in the city. We have mice like twice a year. It happens. I've killed many a mouse over the years and it's usually not a big deal.

Anyway, we've been hearing things the last few nights and put out traps. I look last night and see this mouse picked a snap trap clean, so I reset it with cheese wedged tightly into it. 20 minutes later, I hear a snap behind the couch and this little rodent's foot is trapped in it. He somehow manages to quickly crawl--with a trap on his foot-- behind this little shelf we have that happens to have a tie around the bottom of it, so I can't pick him up in the trap through the loop of the tie. But I can't let him out of the trap cause he'll scurry away. And I can't smash him to bits cause 1) he's on our furniture which would be messy and 2) even I'm not that much of a savage. So I put a glue trap by his feet, thinking that he'll get stuck on that and I can let the snap trap go from his leg and take him out back and dispose of him. Only this thing somehow kicks the glue trap under the shelf.

So I reassess the fact that this is the Bear Gryllis of mice and decide to wrap a plastic bag around the squirming little bastard, which I then cover with a towel. I figure he'll suffocate in a few minutes, which I know is cruel, but whatever. But this little f'er will. Not. Die. So I grab a brick from my backyard and drop in on him--a quick death, you know? Only this is complicated by the fact that the trap is still stuck on his foot and thus is blocking the brick from hitting him. So it takes like 5 brick drops to finally take him down. I threw the whole set up--mouse, trap, plastic bag, glue trap and towel in the trash. This whole affair lasted about 20 minutes.

This, I assure you, was not a wonderful way to spend a Friday night.

by **phatj** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 14:04:29

VoxOrion wrote:
Here you stand before the turning table, you are the zillionth person singular, playing the role of I.

“I’m live, let it be known”, you say to yourself, “I love you”

And a million second persons singular hear you speak and perhaps tomorrow, perhaps a zillion years from now, your voice is made of darkness

You do love I, but in so doing you break all the proper rules of English
And the you who loves you alone is wondering whether you are saying “you” singular or “you” plural.

And you think, “Do you really love you?”, and I laugh at the way your mind works

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 14:33:19

TenuredVulture wrote:I might have some very good news for everyone.

Did we get Halladay?

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 15:09:01

jerseyhoya wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I might have some very good news for everyone.

Did we get Halladay?

I know nothing about that.

by **drsmooth** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 15:47:05

EndlessSummer wrote:I dealt with the Jason Voorhees of mice last night.

(warning: animal cruelty ahead).....

....This, I assure you, was not a wonderful way to spend a Friday night.

let us henceforth, when musing on the elusive meaning of 'grit', remember Friday the 13th - the Endless Summer Chronicle.

by **CalvinBall** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 16:17:46

TenuredVulture wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I might have some very good news for everyone.

Did we get Halladay?

I know nothing about that.

Stop being so cryptic.

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 16:19:39

TenuredVulture wrote:
Slowhand wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I might have some very good news for everyone.

Try me, professor.

If it's true, everyone will know soon enough.

those home tests are very reliable, congrats

by **Slowhand** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 17:19:33

I have an entire Snickers cheesecake in my refrigerator. It's going to be a great couple of days.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 19:12:08

The band Muse has gone from underappreciated to overexposed very quickly.

by **drsmooth** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 20:01:49

One Professor Randall Stross is shocked - shocked - that Steve Jobs might be a major control-freakin' MFer:

Randall Stross in NYTimes wrote:
Apple Wouldn’t Risk Its Cool Over a Gimmick, Would It?

...."In an application filed last year and made public last month by the United States Patent and Trademark Office, Apple is seeking a patent for technology that displays advertising on almost anything that has a screen of some kind: computers, phones, televisions, media players, game devices and other consumer electronics.

Filing a patent application, of course, doesn’t necessarily mean that the company plans to use the technology. But the application shows, at the least, that Apple has invested in research to develop what it calls an “enforcement routine” that makes people watch ads they may not want to watch....

....Would anyone have guessed that Apple, so widely revered, would seek patent protection of a gimmick not unlike one used to sell vacation timeshares?....

....Everything about this technology seems so antithetical to the guiding principles of Apple that one would naturally wonder whether Steven P. Jobs even knows whether his company filed a patent application for such a thing.....

Of course Jobs' name is the 1st listed on the patent application.

C'mon Perfesser: did you just show up at San Jose State from East Bum Fuck U. yesterday?

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