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Postby CrashburnAlley » Thu Nov 12, 2009 00:41:30

Barry Jive wrote:[...]weed if it came in a perfume bottle.


Make sure you register that idea, you're sitting on a gold mine.

EDIT: Frowny face.
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Postby swishnicholson » Thu Nov 12, 2009 01:43:32

ReadingPhilly wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:David Boston led the NFL in receiving in 2001


i was going to respond and he's married to leila ali, but that's definitely curtis conway.


David Boston is not the the son of Ralph Boston , who was a great long jumper. Eric Metcalf is the son of Terry Metcalf, who was a great football player, but Eric was also a great long jumper, although only a very good football player. I guess I should say Eric could have been a great long jumper, but then again he won the US Championship in 1988 with a jump of 27' 8", so that's pretty good.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:47:40

CrashburnAlley wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:[...]weed if it came in a perfume bottle.


Make sure you register that idea, you're sitting on a gold mine.

EDIT: Frowny face.

Are you positive you know what weed smells like? It's not bad, but it sure isn't anything you'd want to spray on yourself.

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Postby Grotewold » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:01:57

Do I eat this ribs with a fork, or just go for it. (I'm at work.)

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:27:12

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
CrashburnAlley wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:[...]weed if it came in a perfume bottle.


Make sure you register that idea, you're sitting on a gold mine.

EDIT: Frowny face.

Are you positive you know what weed smells like? It's not bad, but it sure isn't anything you'd want to spray on yourself.


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Postby SpeedRacer » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:53:09

God's punishment for hipster idiots has been targeted by the NYPD.

http://gawker.com/5403129/cops-get-nast ... he-streets

If you don't want to click the link, dealers in Brooklyn have been selling pot resins fermented with 180-proof grain alcohol. for $120 for a 2 liter bottle. It looks like shit, probably tastes like shit and costs $120.

I don't know what's worse, that someone thought this was rad enough to make, or that a bunch of idiots thought it was rad enough to buy.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:54:29

Hipster really does mean anything anymore.

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Postby SpeedRacer » Thu Nov 12, 2009 13:05:29

People who wear horn rimmed glasses, pay $6 for a can of PBR and talk to random strangers about how high they got last night. Those are generally my qualifications for hipster scum. Although one bar I go to lowered the price of Yuengling and raised PBR by 50 cents. So I can't complain too much, I suppose.

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Postby phatj » Thu Nov 12, 2009 13:07:50

SpeedRacer wrote:God's punishment for hipster idiots has been targeted by the NYPD.

http://gawker.com/5403129/cops-get-nast ... he-streets

If you don't want to click the link, dealers in Brooklyn have been selling pot resins fermented with 180-proof grain alcohol. for $120 for a 2 liter bottle. It looks like $#@!, probably tastes like $#@! and costs $120.

I don't know what's worse, that someone thought this was rad enough to make, or that a bunch of idiots thought it was rad enough to buy.

I totally would have bought this about 15 years ago. Maybe not for $120 though.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Nov 12, 2009 13:46:52

I never really like mixing pot and booze. Maybe a beer or two for dry mouth.
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:15:12

SpeedRacer wrote:People who wear horn rimmed glasses, pay $6 for a can of PBR and talk to random strangers about how high they got last night. Those are generally my qualifications for hipster scum. Although one bar I go to lowered the price of Yuengling and raised PBR by 50 cents. So I can't complain too much, I suppose.


in Philadelphia, they (we?) drink PBR because it's usually the cheapest beer at the bar. It's not a label thing, except that maybe people don't order Yuengling or Bud or whatever because they're passé. IOW, if they had something comparable for a lower price, that'd be the new PBR.

I guess I'm hipster scum. But hey, I like the Phillies too.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:21:42

Barry Jive wrote:
SpeedRacer wrote:People who wear horn rimmed glasses, pay $6 for a can of PBR and talk to random strangers about how high they got last night. Those are generally my qualifications for hipster scum. Although one bar I go to lowered the price of Yuengling and raised PBR by 50 cents. So I can't complain too much, I suppose.


in Philadelphia, they (we?) drink PBR because it's usually the cheapest beer at the bar. It's not a label thing, except that maybe people don't order Yuengling or Bud or whatever because they're passé. IOW, if they had something comparable for a lower price, that'd be the new PBR.

I guess I'm hipster scum. But hey, I like the Phillies too.


I'm pretty sure horn rimmed glasses are passe. If not, they should be. Hipster dudes were wearing that shit in the 80s.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:25:55

No one pays 6 bucks for a PBR.

I do own a jean shirt and wear it.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:34:01

Houshphandzadeh wrote:No one pays 6 bucks for a PBR.

I do own a jean shirt and wear it.


So do I! Actually, I have several--Light blue (kind of ratty now though) Dark blue, red, and off white!
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Postby CalvinBall » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:37:04

TenuredVulture wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:No one pays 6 bucks for a PBR.

I do own a jean shirt and wear it.


So do I! Actually, I have several--Light blue (kind of ratty now though) Dark blue, red, and off white!


Are those shirts you can use when you go hunting with Cliff Lee?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:39:00

CalvinBall wrote:
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Houshphandzadeh wrote:No one pays 6 bucks for a PBR.

I do own a jean shirt and wear it.


So do I! Actually, I have several--Light blue (kind of ratty now though) Dark blue, red, and off white!


Are those shirts you can use when you go hunting with Cliff Lee?


I don't think so.
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Postby SpeedRacer » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:40:51

I drink PBR if it's the cheap beer.
I don't drink PBR specifically to be seen drinking it.

Most bars in Greenwich Village or Williamsburg list PBR as a premium, no joke, charging 6 bucks a can. I'll take a picture next time I'm out that way.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:42:54

Weird. I believe you.

I think maybe your New York hipster is all pretend poor while your Philly hipster is like, 50% pretend poor/50% actually poor.

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Postby Grotewold » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:43:33

PBR definitely has some kind of subversive cache (Blue Velvet?), and I don't doubt there are people who will pay a premium to be seen with a can. But it is cheap in Philly.

As for NYC, I was there last weekend, and really nothing is cheap. Better value on the top shelf.

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Postby Woody » Thu Nov 12, 2009 14:48:54

I'm sure the first guy thought he was being ironic, and a douchey snowball just formed from there
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