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by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:07:48

It's 5:05, and Mrs. Vulture is with Lil' Vulture at dance class. Did they have dinner? I do not know, but the kitchen looks awfully clean. I do, however, see a McDonald's Happy Meal Toy, so, it's a tough call. I'm hungry now. Do I feed myself? Wait and see what the story is? We've got leftovers, so it's not like anyone is going hungry.

Maybe a snack.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:17:36

Housh vs Calzone

Round 3

Fight!

by **td11** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:19:26

i left my milk out for 2 hours, but it's still fine!

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:23:17

The Ukraine is WEAK

by **pacino** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:26:55

Barry Jive wrote:The Ukraine is WEAK

Ukraine is not weak, Ukraine is STRONG

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:28:43

td11 wrote:i left my milk out for 2 hours, but it's still fine!

A few weeks ago I bought some choc milk while drunk and totally forgot about it until I got home from work the next day. Put it in the fridge for an hour, it was fine.

I burnt my calzone.

by **pacino** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:30:49

i had cinnamon pancakes for dinner. go me

by **td11** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:32:29

i need food

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:33:55

you stoner

by **td11** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:34:38

NUH UH

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:35:34

Tonight would be a great night to get stoned.

by **The Dude** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:37:41

i don't wanna eat flounder

by **Woody** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:40:43

your new delta tau chi name is... flounder

flounder? why flound---WHY NOT

by **The Dude** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:41:43

it describes how i've been living, so it's appropriate

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:48:21

I think it would be pretty clever of Microsoft to run an ad campaign based around PE's "Don't Believe the Hype."

by **td11** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:49:19

instead they decided to hire a bunch of dumbasses to yell "WINDOWS 7 WAS MY IDEA!!!"

by **pacino** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:50:23

Woody's main man:

the_khyber

Laugh your ass off tonight with Chip Chantry's One Man Show . Nov 16, 2009 at 8:00 PM . Don't laugh this off!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:50:48

Yeah, they suck at advertising.

by **PrattRules** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:51:33

So, when I went to LaSalle last year, there was a Wendy's about five blocks away on Broad Street. About once every two weeks, I would drive there with three or four friends and order from the pick-up window at about midnight. I would always get three chicken sandwhiches with no mayo, because it sucks. One of my other friends would get two chicken sandwhiches as well. He always made it easy for me and got his without mayo too. Another kid would get a few chicken sandwhiches as well, but he would have to get mayo on it even though I've heard him talk about his ambivalence toward it over the years. So, every now and then I would get screwed because they would accidentally put mayo on all the sandwhiches and I couldn't eat them. I asked my friend if he would consider just going "no mayo" because it's such an inconvenience if not. He wouldn't do it which really pissed me off because he never drove to the Wendy's and always tagged along even if not invited.

I think I should have told him he couldn't go anymore unless he orders something else from the menu. Really annoyed me that I didn't do it when I was in college.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:04:38

Mayo sucks. I refuse to befriend any mayo apologetic.

I'm worse than you with food -- I get everything plain. Burger at Wendy's? Meat + cheese + roll. Cheesesteak at Pat's? Meat + cheese + roll.

*Ethiopian reading this post cries a single tear*

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