He who hesitates posts Random Thoughts

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:51:50

I think I'm gonna end up watching this Eagles game at a bar by myself. That's kind of depressing.

by **EndlessSummer** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 13:20:36

One of the nice things about having a kid who wakes up early on weekends and enjoys walks around Center City is seeing firsthand that the walk of shame is alive and well.

by **Wizlah** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 16:16:48

jerseyhoya wrote:There's someone from Scotland posting rapidfire on MetsRefugees. I wonder if Wiz knows him. The UK is a small place, right.

probably a Hun from Glasgow. The blue and the orange on the unis,y'know?it's international code for bigoted obnoxious fuck wit.

Not that I'd say that to his or her face.

by **Bakestar** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 16:25:15

EndlessSummer wrote:One of the nice things about having a kid who wakes up early on weekends and enjoys walks around Center City is seeing firsthand that the walk of shame is alive and well.

Make sure you go watch for Walks of Shame the morning after Halloween.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 16:27:15

This rain delay is a good opportunity to get some grading done. But I'm not.

by **mcare89** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 17:09:23

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
mcare89 wrote:House got robbed, probably by our landlord, time to find alternate housing.

Great birthday present for me.

Jeez, that's awful. Is your landlord really that obviously shady?

Happy Birthday!

Pretty much, plus no forced entry and a couple of other factors most likely equals the landlord.

And thanks.

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 18:40:28

EndlessSummer wrote:One of the nice things about having a kid who wakes up early on weekends and enjoys walks around Center City is seeing firsthand that the walk of shame is alive and well.

That's such a nice father/son (daughter?) moment. I can just see the little tyke proudly pointing one out, squealing "There's one , Daddy! There's one!", followed by high fives all around and blueberry pancakes at IHOP.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 20:04:21

The beard is on its last legs. I'm shaving it all save the mustache and soul patch, buying a black turtleneck, and pretending to be a beatnik in State College next weekend. Just because.

I guess I should buy some absinthe or something for the weekend.

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 21:05:45

Even if you're writing for ABC News, you should still be able to construct an intelligible sentence:

Police in Washington state captured a schizophrenic killer who had escaped during an outing from the mental hospital where he had been committed to a state fair.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 21:07:11

outsourced to india job writing was

by **Woody** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 21:56:56

I'm drunk in Vegas. I bet on the GiAnts

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 00:28:03

Woody we won for you

God this Evan Williams tastes delicious

Beating those fuckers in their own place is just an amazing feeling

by **SK790** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 01:19:04

mcare89 wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
mcare89 wrote:House got robbed, probably by our landlord, time to find alternate housing.

Great birthday present for me.

Jeez, that's awful. Is your landlord really that obviously shady?

Happy Birthday!

Pretty much, plus no forced entry and a couple of other factors most likely equals the landlord.

And thanks.

As a guy who recently got robbed, I feel bad.

Especially on your birthday. I just hope that whoever robbed you gets what is coming to them.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 02:22:48

swishnicholson wrote:Even if you're writing for ABC News, you should still be able to construct an intelligible sentence:

Police in Washington state captured a schizophrenic killer who had escaped during an outing from the mental hospital where he had been committed to a state fair.

Good gawd, I can't even imagine what he could have done to get committed to a state fair.

by **TheFrank** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 06:49:01

Shaving your face when you have sunburn sucks horribly.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 08:25:18

What the hell is going on today? I've gotten six separate calls for accidents on 95. Did everyone forget how to drive over the weekend?

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 09:32:46

Barry Jive wrote:What the hell is going on today? I've gotten six separate calls for accidents on 95. Did everyone forget how to drive over the weekend?

Maybe everyone is as hungover as I am right now

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 09:33:41

I forgot mention I was peed on by a wiener dog Friday night. I'm really on a roll.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 09:39:24

I drank too much coffee. I am having a heart attack.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 09:42:06

Call 911

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