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by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 15:32:02

eh, i'm staring at one of kate moss titties as i type right now and that's enough to make me smug

it don't take much

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 15:40:17

this iPhone is gonna put my post rate in jerseyhoya territory

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 15:43:54

So I need to apologize to my neighbor for waking her up Wednesday at 4 when I got home all drunk and my first thought was, "I'll get her a cupcake and she'll go away," but not I'm worried that she's kind of a big girl and might think I'm making fun of her with the cupcake

by **philliesr98** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 15:46:56

dude she probably loves cupcakes, your fine

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 15:52:44

get a handful, bring down a plate and offer her one off the plate. then it'll look like you just made cupcakes or something and you will be considered "thoughtful" rather than "remorseful"

by **Bakestar** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 15:57:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:So I need to apologize to my neighbor for waking her up Wednesday at 4 when I got home all drunk and my first thought was, "I'll get her a cupcake and she'll go away," but not I'm worried that she's kind of a big girl and might think I'm making fun of her with the cupcake

Get her a bottle of wine, that means that you're DTF.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 15:58:27

By Americans don't care about, I guess I meant I don't care about, but I thought that sounded too rude to post.

But I'm posting it anyway.

Barry, if you want to post 40x a day, commentary on one's own posts is a good way to knock a few out.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 16:00:19

Bakestar wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:So I need to apologize to my neighbor for waking her up Wednesday at 4 when I got home all drunk and my first thought was, "I'll get her a cupcake and she'll go away," but not I'm worried that she's kind of a big girl and might think I'm making fun of her with the cupcake

Get her a bottle of wine, that means that you're DTF.

I would need a special set of hybrid beer/coke/worldendingwithin24hours goggles

by **kruker** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 16:00:58

after a few slow days on the campus, the superstars came out today. some real promising talent.

now i'm off to a do a 10 hour shift at the bar. over/under on 40+ year old ladies hitting on me: 4.

by **Woody** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 16:03:28

we get it kruker, your life rules. but start posting pics or you're dead to me

by **Bakestar** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 17:12:39

temperature must have dropped 15 degrees in the last 45 minutes

by **WilliamC** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 17:42:11

The last four pages of this thread may be four of the best and most impactful pages I have ever read in my life, including the Bible.

Praise you all.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 19:18:37

BigEd76 wrote:td, do you do that Ramadan stuff?

Put mints on pillows?

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 19:54:16

I've lived in DC for 7 years. Kinda weird that's ending tomorrow morning.

by **Trent Steele** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 20:14:37

If I wasn't married, I could get laid constantly.

by **MrsVox** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 20:45:38

Trent Steele wrote:If I wasn't married, I could get laid constantly.

It's the ring -- you've already established your man who'll commit.

by **VoxOrion** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 21:20:11

To what? Adultery?

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 22:05:00

For a fleeting moment, I wished I were still in college and at a keg party.

Probably because we had all our back to school meetings today, and it took me back to those first day or two before classes started when you didn't worry about being behind in your work.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 22:10:11

The ELCA had its churchwide assembly this week (actually, it is still technically going on). Votes happened, and essentially there is now the possibility of someone in a same-sex monogamous relationship to be a pastor. It's up to the discretion of that synod's bishop and/or the congregation, but it is a possibility if either party is willing.

Already, many of my pastor friends are talking about leaving the Lutheran church. It's going to be an interesting time.

by **ashton** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 22:14:21

I can't look away from Miley Cyrus. It's not that she's any better or worse looking than any other twenty-four year old. It's just that other twenty-four year olds aren't technically sixteen.

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