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by **MrsVox** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 16:51:04

CalvinBall wrote:I don't know how to use bleach. I just poured it on a stain on a white shirt I have and scrubbed it around. The stain is gone but now my hands smell overwhelmingly like bleach.

Bleach is a disinfectant and mold/mildew remover, and should almost always be cut with a great deal of water before using.

Oxyclean is much safer for stains -- mix some with warm water in a bowl or sink, and soak overnight, then wash.

by **lethal** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 17:17:06

dajafi wrote:Had my first trip to Trader Joe's the other day. I loved it, further confirming that I've become the smug Yuppie a-hole of my own worst imaginings.

But the food was so $#@! good, and cheap! What to do?

Avoid the massive crowds at the one in Union Square. They're ridiculous.

by **dajafi** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 17:19:27

lethal wrote:
dajafi wrote:Had my first trip to Trader Joe's the other day. I loved it, further confirming that I've become the smug Yuppie a-hole of my own worst imaginings.

But the food was so $#@! good, and cheap! What to do?

Avoid the massive crowds at the one in Union Square. They're ridiculous.

Court Street in Brooklyn, weekday afternoon. Painless.

by **dajafi** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 17:20:50

We're what, 1-4 or 1-5 since the SmugRube Banner was raised?

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 17:38:21

BigEd76 wrote:Remember how Pizza Hut was planning to rebrand itself as "The Hut"?

Now RadioShack is rebranding as "The Shack". I'm sure they'll continue with only the highest quality electronics too...

Kids today: "What's a radio?"

by **Wizlah** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 17:43:05

dajafi wrote:We're what, 1-4 or 1-5 since the SmugRube Banner was raised?

I just realised that smug rube (with his nose obscured by the text) looks like a less jowelly rafa benetiz. This pleases me no end, because I've been thinking he looked really similar to another familiar face for days now.

don't take the banner down, mind. Rube's a slow starter. just like the ibanez deal, he'll come good. and he's not nearly as costly.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 17:57:59

"I think we play very good today. Our outfield has a lot of qwalitee, no? And Chase Utley is a fantastic, fantastic player."

Q: Ruben, what are you doing with the rotation?

"Rotation is important because it keeps all of our players fresh, no? We have many options, and options are important if we can challenge for the league."

Q: Ruben, how do you feel about Omar Minaya?

"Mr. Minaya is a terrible GM. Look at the record. Mr. Minaya's team has fallen short of expectations three years in a row. Fahct. He presided over the worst collapse in recent history. Fahct. He has the highest payroll in the NL, but his team is five games under .500. Fahct."

by **Wizlah** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 18:04:09

jerseyhoya wrote:"I think we play very good today. Our outfield has a lot of qwalitee, no? And Chase Utley is a fantastic, fantastic player."

Q: Ruben, what are you doing with the rotation?

"Rotation is important because it keeps all of our players fresh, no? We have many options, and options are important if we can challenge for the league."

Q: Ruben, how do you feel about Omar Minaya?

"Mr. Minaya is a terrible GM. Look at the record. Mr. Minaya's team has fallen short of expectations three years in a row. Fahct. He presided over the worst collapse in recent history. Fahct. He has the highest payroll in the NL, but his team is five games under .500. Fahct."

Ruben Anitez is gon' spend big in the offseason. Buy in loads of loco hispanics.

by **Didn't I?** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 19:12:29

dajafi wrote:
lethal wrote:
dajafi wrote:Had my first trip to Trader Joe's the other day. I loved it, further confirming that I've become the smug Yuppie a-hole of my own worst imaginings.

But the food was so $#@! good, and cheap! What to do?

Avoid the massive crowds at the one in Union Square. They're ridiculous.

Court Street in Brooklyn, weekday afternoon. Painless.

Does the Court Street one have a wine store like the Union Square one?

by **VoxOrion** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 19:18:31

This installation might take an hour or more. Your computer will restart several times during installation.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 00:31:22

Predictions--Monsters will be the new zombies.

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 00:34:36

I like that I talked shit on Paul as a Giants fan before I saw he made fun of my Ruiz picture

by **td11** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 00:48:54

why are dirtyjerz and paul fighting?

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 00:52:09

He called Eli Manning Adam Eaton. What am I supposed to do?

by **td11** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 00:54:44

oh word, carry on

by **VFB** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 00:57:49

business shower

An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.

"Oh shit, my alarm didnt go off"
"Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes"
"We'll just have to shower together"
"Hey man, thats gross"
"Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower"
"Aight dog"

by **Slowhand** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 04:16:06

I cannot sleep. I am not even tired. I do not know why.

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:46:32

I imagine my frustration with the frequency that the Sixers thread has been bumped the last 12-15 hours is how most people feel about the soccer thread on a Champions League afternoon.

Ooh, there's a new post. Damn just the freaking Sixers thread.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:47:21

i could bump the wrestling thread for you

by **The Dude** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:49:16

already need a vodka and a smoke

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