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by **Barry Jive** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:02:09

things i was supposed to do this afternoon:
yard work

things i did this afternoon:
play guitar
listen to hold steady songs
make a fantasy baseball trade
prepare for my fantasy football draft

much more productive day, bottom line

by **Grotewold** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:32:28

jesus h, somebody post something already

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:34:34

build me a custom bookshelf

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:34:47

I don't know how to use bleach. I just poured it on a stain on a white shirt I have and scrubbed it around. The stain is gone but now my hands smell overwhelmingly like bleach.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:35:21

sounds like you got it!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:35:32

remember the old days?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:36:18

Eagles

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:38:01

puff puff pass

by **Grotewold** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:46:12

Houshphandzadeh wrote:build me a custom bookshelf

Last time I was supposed to build a piece of furniture, I fell asleep with a hoagie on my chest.

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 14:53:09

I would have paid twice as much if it would have gotten me out of watching Rachel Ray and The View.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 15:10:56

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 15:50:46

Utley-Howard-Ibanez in a row against a guy who kills lefties is code for "I need to go to the liquor store this afternoon"

by **dajafi** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 15:52:22

jerseyhoya wrote:Utley-Howard-Ibanez in a row against a guy who kills lefties is code for "I need to go to the liquor store this afternoon"

Treating a depressing situation with a depressant... so crazy it just might work!

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 15:56:08

dajafi wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Utley-Howard-Ibanez in a row against a guy who kills lefties is code for "I need to go to the liquor store this afternoon"

Treating a depressing situation with a depressant... so crazy it just might work!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the biggest can't miss since David Carr.

by **dajafi** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 15:56:51

Had my first trip to Trader Joe's the other day. I loved it, further confirming that I've become the smug Yuppie a-hole of my own worst imaginings.

But the food was so fucking good, and cheap! What to do?

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 15:58:01

To be fair to myself I haven't gotten drunk while watching a Phillies game in 14 whole days. In dog years that's like three and a half months.

by **uncle milt** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 16:01:47

dajafi wrote:Had my first trip to Trader Joe's the other day. I loved it, further confirming that I've become the smug Yuppie a-hole of my own worst imaginings.

But the food was so $#@! good, and cheap! What to do?

keep going!!!

by **dajafi** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 16:02:15

With my wife still convalescing but no longer sleeping 14-16 hours a day, I've been watching a lot of DVDs and such with her, somewhat at the expense of baseball. So didn't watch the game last night, and only caught most of the games last week because they started so late. Friday night was the best of all worlds--we had a bunch of friends over, they had to leave by 11 or so as my wife was getting tired, then I caught the last five innings or so of Lee's gem.

Last night was an easy call, as I can't stand watching Moyer anymore. Tonight I'm on the fence between the game and watching "Gone Baby Gone" with her.

by **BigEd76** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 16:33:41

Remember how Pizza Hut was planning to rebrand itself as "The Hut"?

Now RadioShack is rebranding as "The Shack". I'm sure they'll continue with only the highest quality electronics too...

by **Bakestar** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 16:45:41

dajafi wrote:Had my first trip to Trader Joe's the other day. I loved it, further confirming that I've become the smug Yuppie a-hole of my own worst imaginings.

But the food was so $#@! good, and cheap! What to do?

Dude, Trader Joe's is incredible. Embrace your Yuppiedom; I have.

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